r/wallstreetbets • u/orhan_drsn • 25d ago

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u/SocraticGoats 25d ago

Can't wait for a drunk hedge fund manager who found his wife in bed with the pool boy to tank the market at 3am after he finishes off the opus one bottle

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u/Wise-Hippo6088 25d ago

If he is drinking Opus then he prolly doesn't know what he's doing. I'll allow it

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u/DieCastDontDie 25d ago

OGs know it's all about hookers and blow

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u/Vreas 25d ago

Will the hookers come with tramp stamp mounted real time stock iPad screens so you can multi task?

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u/DieCastDontDie 25d ago

They come with deeZ

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u/OrgAusM 25d ago

Some sort of back of the head mount for a tablet.

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u/PassiveMenis88M 25d ago

They do if you can afford it

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u/MysticEmberX 25d ago

Overpriced just like his services

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u/ton_nanek 25d ago

Agreed, garbage wine

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u/Fancypooper 25d ago

What’s wrong with opus one? My parents enjoy that wine

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u/Wise-Hippo6088 25d ago

It’s over branded price barely holds up to some $20-60 bottles.

I have mead that would shit on almost all wines for 100ish(not schramms lol) which is a bit different but value for the drink wise. Taste wise, opus is a fools drink.

Kinda like Ace of Spades at strip clubs. Absolute dogshit for the price.

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u/Fancypooper 24d ago

What would you recommend then? Something that’s the same but cheaper price?

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u/Wise-Hippo6088 24d ago

Allocated Napas are around, 20-70 range. Availability depends where you live.

Then you can go secondary, all the big boys are there but usually only private FB groups and you need a vouch from someone in the group.

After that then you go lot picking during estate sales online. Big collections get pieced out, can find great stuff under 300.

More you work it and learn it the better you drink. It’s my hobby hitting releases and once your in it, its only your pockets that hold you down.

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u/Fancypooper 24d ago

I more meant like if I walked into the store, which specific wine tastes like opus one and is cheaper?

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u/Wise-Hippo6088 24d ago

Depends where you are, whats available, where had a good run of barrels, season, produce and all that.

It’s funny because I always wonder where the market was for high priced crap from wine, beer, bourbon, mead, and food was. And here we are lol

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u/Fancypooper 23d ago

I’m just looking for a single bottle of wine that I can walk into a store and buy, that tastes just like opus one and is cheaper.

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u/Wise-Hippo6088 22d ago

I think you should stick to opus. There’s no helping you.

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u/Wise-Hippo6088 17d ago

First recommendation.

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u/mortgagepants 25d ago

i guess it makes perfect sense then that the SEC was working on Thanksgiving day to approve this. how apropos.

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 25d ago

apropos

The temerity you display by using a word that 99% of these regards won't know how to read is nothing short of inspiring. Well done. Now let's see how many google hits "define apropos" gets over the next day or so.

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u/mortgagepants 25d ago

thank you for your encomium!

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u/DesperateRuler 25d ago

Damn you’re really good with words.

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u/morbiskhan 25d ago

A cromulent use of the word.

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u/nelsoneas 25d ago

I know apropoo

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u/letmesmellem 25d ago edited 25d ago

it's gay millennial speak for appropriate

ah, downvoted by the uneducated I see, or it's the poors again

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 25d ago

Thanks for proving my point

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u/BlueKnight44 25d ago

Meh big hedge funds just usa AI and insider trading now. Managers are for poor people. This is just so that they can more easily manipulate the market at night when trade volume is low and people are not paying attention.

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u/Careful_Aide6206 25d ago

I’ve seen my buddy at a top 3 HF trade shit in Japan/Australia on a smoke break at a warehouse rave while on acid and ketamine. Opus is sorta mid wine

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u/Zackattackrat 25d ago

Does your buddy get a lot of pussy in japan?

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u/Careful_Aide6206 25d ago

He owns a cat so yeah 👍. Also he doesn’t live in Japan, just trades their markets on east coast hours, I thought that was the context of this post

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u/Zackattackrat 25d ago

Ah fuck me

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u/FILTHBOT4000 25d ago

Is the OCC following suit? It'll just be a bunch of boomers and basement goons trading stocks and getting swiped by low liquidity, like with some futures trading now.

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u/RL_Fl0p 25d ago

Not yet.

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u/Dauds_Thanks_You 25d ago

He went through some shit and is riding the lightning at this point, he’s breaking out the ‘85 Lafite or ‘89 Petrus for this party

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u/Various-Ducks 25d ago

Wtf is opus

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u/mmmmmyee 25d ago

An expensive California wine

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u/seahawks201 25d ago

Also gets shipped in a nailed shut wooden box.

Retailers have to be on a wait list.

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u/Maxsmack 25d ago

Lmao as if it isn’t just all bots trading

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u/productionmixersRus 25d ago

They’re already doing this with futures.