Can't wait for a drunk hedge fund manager who found his wife in bed with the pool boy to tank the market at 3am after he finishes off the opus one bottle
Meh big hedge funds just usa AI and insider trading now. Managers are for poor people. This is just so that they can more easily manipulate the market at night when trade volume is low and people are not paying attention.
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u/SocraticGoats 25d ago
Can't wait for a drunk hedge fund manager who found his wife in bed with the pool boy to tank the market at 3am after he finishes off the opus one bottle