r/MurderedByWords • u/GlooomySundays • 6h ago

Don't mess with people's food

29.1k Upvotes

2.1k comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/emily-is-happy • 8h ago

America first?? LOL

11.5k Upvotes

78 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 2h ago

Many such cases.

3.1k Upvotes

95 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Hajicardoso • 5h ago

Culture War Distraction

4.5k Upvotes

27 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/bbrk9845 • 2h ago

Sounds like an apples to watermelons comparison

2.2k Upvotes

123 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/mixedelements • 16h ago

It's so harsh but so true.

59.4k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Miserable_Airport_66 • 3h ago

Did they really think that answer was a good one?

972 Upvotes

15 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/snouskins • 1h ago

Don’t be a bigot

• Upvotes

42 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/VariousBread3730 • 3h ago

“But I’m one of the smart ones?!”

615 Upvotes

38 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Notafuqin_Carrot211 • 1d ago

dumb question in the first place

24.5k Upvotes

171 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Ambitious_Worth_3954 • 9h ago

Ultimate Uno Reversal

683 Upvotes

19 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • 21h ago

Misdirected anger

4.8k Upvotes

121 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/CuriousA1 • 20h ago

Driver having a totally normal one

3.7k Upvotes

342 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/yukiyunyun • 1d ago

MAGA person slammed House GOP 😂

10.0k Upvotes

314 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/yukiyunyun • 18h ago

Dark Brandon owned little Marco

1.7k Upvotes

13 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/uDoucheChill • 1d ago

Constant reminders

23.4k Upvotes

209 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 2h ago

Eat fanservice slop and get excited for more slop

79 Upvotes

81 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/GlooomySundays • 1d ago

Another conservative destroyed by facts and figures

58.7k Upvotes

1.9k comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Saint-Caligula • 14h ago

Double-strength pepper spray I think

668 Upvotes

55 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • 21h ago

Happens more than expected

1.9k Upvotes

21 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Hajicardoso • 1d ago

Taxing the Elite

8.2k Upvotes

153 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Hajicardoso • 1d ago

Waiting for Inheritance

6.9k Upvotes

42 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/VariousBread3730 • 18h ago

How are there people this stupid

812 Upvotes

25 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/joyrideh • 2h ago

Maybe not 3 dollars only

44 Upvotes

6 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/bbrk9845 • 21h ago

The world existed before America and will continue after America

1.4k Upvotes

118 comments

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