r/wallstreetbets 26d ago

News RIP sleep

Post image

[removed] — view removed post

13.6k Upvotes

1.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

3.6k

u/SocraticGoats 26d ago

Can't wait for a drunk hedge fund manager who found his wife in bed with the pool boy to tank the market at 3am after he finishes off the opus one bottle

490

u/Wise-Hippo6088 26d ago

If he is drinking Opus then he prolly doesn't know what he's doing. I'll allow it

2

u/ton_nanek 26d ago

Agreed, garbage wine