r/wallstreetbets • u/orhan_drsn • 25d ago

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u/SocraticGoats 25d ago

Can't wait for a drunk hedge fund manager who found his wife in bed with the pool boy to tank the market at 3am after he finishes off the opus one bottle

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u/Wise-Hippo6088 25d ago

If he is drinking Opus then he prolly doesn't know what he's doing. I'll allow it

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u/DieCastDontDie 25d ago

OGs know it's all about hookers and blow

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u/Vreas 25d ago

Will the hookers come with tramp stamp mounted real time stock iPad screens so you can multi task?

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u/DieCastDontDie 25d ago

They come with deeZ

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u/OrgAusM 25d ago

Some sort of back of the head mount for a tablet.

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u/PassiveMenis88M 25d ago

They do if you can afford it

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u/MysticEmberX 25d ago

Overpriced just like his services

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u/ton_nanek 25d ago

Agreed, garbage wine

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u/Fancypooper 25d ago

What’s wrong with opus one? My parents enjoy that wine

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u/Wise-Hippo6088 25d ago

It’s over branded price barely holds up to some $20-60 bottles.

I have mead that would shit on almost all wines for 100ish(not schramms lol) which is a bit different but value for the drink wise. Taste wise, opus is a fools drink.

Kinda like Ace of Spades at strip clubs. Absolute dogshit for the price.

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u/Fancypooper 24d ago

What would you recommend then? Something that’s the same but cheaper price?

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u/Wise-Hippo6088 24d ago

Allocated Napas are around, 20-70 range. Availability depends where you live.

Then you can go secondary, all the big boys are there but usually only private FB groups and you need a vouch from someone in the group.

After that then you go lot picking during estate sales online. Big collections get pieced out, can find great stuff under 300.

More you work it and learn it the better you drink. It’s my hobby hitting releases and once your in it, its only your pockets that hold you down.

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u/Fancypooper 24d ago

I more meant like if I walked into the store, which specific wine tastes like opus one and is cheaper?

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u/Wise-Hippo6088 24d ago

Depends where you are, whats available, where had a good run of barrels, season, produce and all that.

It’s funny because I always wonder where the market was for high priced crap from wine, beer, bourbon, mead, and food was. And here we are lol

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u/Fancypooper 23d ago

I’m just looking for a single bottle of wine that I can walk into a store and buy, that tastes just like opus one and is cheaper.

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u/Wise-Hippo6088 22d ago

I think you should stick to opus. There’s no helping you.

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u/Fancypooper 22d ago

You said it was overpriced garbage and I simply asked for a bottle that was similar and you didn’t provide any. I feel like you didn’t provide any help whatsoever…

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u/Wise-Hippo6088 17d ago

First recommendation.