r/wallstreetbets • u/orhan_drsn • 25d ago

News RIP sleep

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u/SocraticGoats 25d ago

Can't wait for a drunk hedge fund manager who found his wife in bed with the pool boy to tank the market at 3am after he finishes off the opus one bottle

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u/Wise-Hippo6088 25d ago

If he is drinking Opus then he prolly doesn't know what he's doing. I'll allow it

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u/DieCastDontDie 25d ago

OGs know it's all about hookers and blow

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u/Vreas 25d ago

Will the hookers come with tramp stamp mounted real time stock iPad screens so you can multi task?

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u/DieCastDontDie 25d ago

They come with deeZ

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u/OrgAusM 25d ago

Some sort of back of the head mount for a tablet.

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u/PassiveMenis88M 25d ago

They do if you can afford it