r/facepalm Sep 02 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Smarts. He has it.

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u/BernieTheDachshund Sep 02 '24

Yup, all he had to do was hire another Brazilian lawyer to be available and he refused.

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u/jfadras Sep 02 '24

Sorry for broken english but I need to contextualize a little bit.
I'm a law student here in Brazil (last semester of university) and the thing is, when you sue a company, the legal representative of the company is normally the owner or CEO when the company is situated within the country, or another appointed worker. What happened was, when Elon closed the brazillian offices of Twitter, they let go of the person that was in charge (as legal representantive of the company), they had and still have a lawyer present in the Case (the subpoena the Supreme Court posted on Twitter was first seen by their lawyer, who signaled being aware of it). So it's not as simple as just hiring another lawyer, he will have to hire someone that is willing to be Legal representantive of this shitshow that we are watching

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u/-P-M-A- Sep 02 '24

This is a classic “sorry my English is bad” post. You are more articulate than most native English speakers.

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u/arzis_maxim Sep 02 '24

When it is your second language, you feel more self-conscious about it

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u/FILTHBOT4000 Sep 02 '24

It gets worse when you know more than two languages, even moreso when they overlap. I've had numerous times when my brain freezes and goes "Was that the word for it in Italian... or Spanish...? Which one is it?" check "They're the same! FUCK!"

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u/arzis_maxim Sep 02 '24

I speak hindi, and honestly, my normal day to day speech is now 50% English, so much that I have to Google English words into hindi

Even for simple words like table I am like wtf was it in hindi again

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u/fairlife Sep 02 '24

English words are so common in Hindi nowadays that it is a very frequent occurrence....I for the life of me cannot remember what they call a table in Hindi, fuck.

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u/tissuecollider Sep 02 '24

.I for the life of me cannot remember what they call a table in Hindi, fuck.

I don't know Hindi at all but I feel confident saying that 'fuck' isn't the word for 'table' in that language.

I'm not so sure that Ikea hasn't named a table 'Fuck' yet though.

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u/Penguin_Butter Sep 02 '24

I love that they have a tillslag though

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u/Zigxy Sep 02 '24

As a Mexican, I also cannot recall the Hindi word for "table"

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u/H3J1e Sep 02 '24

I bet you switch languages mid thought too cause you can't find a world in one of them.

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u/BurghPuppies Sep 02 '24

I speak a fair amount of Spanish, enough so that when I hear Espanglish I just take it in stride. Was driving some Indian students around last week and chuckled to myself every time I heard a bit of Hinglish!

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u/UserCannotBeVerified Sep 02 '24

I'd never really eaten aubergine, maybe like twice in my life, until I lived in Spain for just 3 months and my housemates would always bring home berenjenas all the time. Even now, I can read the word 'aubergine' on a menu and in my heads little internal voice I hear the word 'berenjena'. It's just makes more sense to me, cos even though it wasn't a very long time that I was there, I probably ate/encountered 5000% more berenjenas/aubergines than I'd ever eaten in my entire life lol

Anyway, that was a super boring little tidbit of my brain,

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u/OverFjell Sep 02 '24

Most of the native Hindi speakers I knew mostly spoke Hinglish anyway. 😂 My old landlady was from Goa and she'd just switch from Hindi to English mid sentence when talking with other Indians

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u/GiuliaAquaTofanaToo Sep 02 '24

My best friend would do this when we were in middle school. She would switch to her native language, and I would lose the plot. What's funny is that it would take me a couple of seconds to figure it out. Like what? What are you saying?

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u/Anakletos Sep 02 '24

It's the worst experience when you're remembering a word in two languages out of three but not in the correct one and the other person doesn't speak the other two languages.

Then you look like an idiot because your brain is conceptualising your thoughts in the wrong bloody language.

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u/torchnpitchfork Sep 03 '24

It gets worse when you realize that the sentence you wanted to say doesn't really fit in your language. For example, if someone does something for you, you'd say that you appreciate it. In German, that sentence would sound sorta stiff. Happens all the time

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u/Crunchycarrots79 Sep 02 '24

Yup... I grew up speaking English and Greek (dad was from Greece) and later studied German in high school and college. Now I'm learning Spanish. There have been numerous times where I've used a word from a different language while speaking another. Another common mistake of mine involves Spanish and Greek... There's a few false cognates... In particular, "aquí," pronounced "ah-KEE," meaning "here" in Spanish and "εκεί," pronounced "eh-KEE," meaning "there" in Greek. I often screw that up in interesting ways in both languages.

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u/Would_daver Sep 02 '24

I’d just like to note that I learned the German equivalent to the English phrase “It’s all Greek to me” to be “Es ist mir Spanisch”, and your repertoire of languages makes me feel for the strain that must be on your brain all the time lol

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u/Crunchycarrots79 Sep 02 '24

The Greek equivalent is basically "it's Chinese to me."

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u/Would_daver Sep 02 '24

Omg what is the Chinese equivalent?! And where does it all end???

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Sounds like you don't know if you're coming or going.

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u/Crunchycarrots79 Sep 03 '24

It's neither here nor there.

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u/SuccessValuable6924 Sep 02 '24

And the reverse "I'll just say it in Italian, must be the same as Spanish" and then you get punched in the face. 

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u/2074red2074 Sep 02 '24

This is a huge trap in French. The literal translation of "excited" is excité(e) and that's what Google Translate will tell you. But in French, excité(e) means excited in the sexual sense, like horny.

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u/SuccessValuable6924 Sep 02 '24

Heh, well, at least 90% of the time I would still be honest 🤣

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u/wicosp Sep 02 '24

Same in Italian, btw. Do not say sono eccitato if you’re not ready to get frisky.

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u/Slarg232 Sep 02 '24

I'm just really, really excited to go get some croissants, dude.

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u/SuccessValuable6924 Sep 02 '24

Is it a croissant in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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u/Help_StuckAtWork Sep 02 '24

Nothing like forgetting the word "bread" and substituting the french version instead.

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u/Luckcrisis Sep 02 '24

THIS! I am always impressed with folk that speak multiple languages. I worked with a gent who knew 4 languages AND 17 Spanish dialects. Which I can not fathom.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

I have the same problem between the Spanish and Slovak. I use Spanish every day at my work. So I might have an exchange that goes something like this:

Random person: ¿Qué perdió? (What did you lose?) Me: Busco mis kľuče..... [shit].... ¡LLAVES! Llaves. (Looking for my kľuče..... KEYS! Keys)

That did happen once.

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u/brando56894 Sep 02 '24

I'm a native English speaker, but I also speak a bit of German and Spanish, my brain definitely gets confused between the two even though they're practically completely different.

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u/theDomicron Sep 02 '24

Also, spoken English vs written English varies a ton. So a non-native speaker has trouble keeping up in conversations, studies extra hard, and when writing their grammar is often better than native speakers.

For those who grow up speaking it but not studying the language as much, their writing tends to be weaker as it's often based on their speaking patterns

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u/dogsonbubnutt Sep 02 '24

i don't speak much spanish or japanese (anymore), but i got a lot of mileage out of making jokes about "pan" when i lived in japan

(yes i know it's probably portuguese in origin for japan, it's all the same thing, that just makes it more funny)

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u/Anarchyantz We are Doomed! Sep 02 '24

My friend speaks Dutch, French, Flemish, English and a smattering of German and his English is better than most I know.

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u/Fight_those_bastards Sep 02 '24

Meanwhile, the vast majority of us in America are all,

wait, there’s a second language?

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u/Open-Industry-8396 Sep 02 '24

Funny, I was interviewing potential employees. This woman proudly said that she speaks both languages. I just looked at her, thinking she was going to clarify. Nope, just proudly stared at me. She was so proud of herself that I just had to hire her. You go on and kick some ass young lady!

It turned out to be a great hire.

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u/DontPutThatDownThere Sep 02 '24

...do we know which languages "both" refer to yet or is that an Easter egg for the future?

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u/Open-Industry-8396 Sep 02 '24

It was a Portuguese community in southeast Massachusetts. It's all she knew existed. 😁

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u/JohnGillnitz Sep 02 '24

English and bad English.

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u/Albanian_Tea Sep 02 '24

There is freedom speak, and then there is bar-bar-bar speak

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u/SteveTheOrca Sep 02 '24

Can confirm. I can speak Spanish the way I preffer to, but when it comes to English, I try to be as accurate as I can

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u/City_of_Lunari Sep 02 '24

I assume you also speak Orca.

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u/SteveTheOrca Sep 02 '24

We don't talk about it

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u/brando56894 Sep 02 '24

makes whistling noises

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u/limamon Sep 02 '24

¿Por qué no los dos?

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u/9ninjas Sep 02 '24

How many you got??

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u/9ninjas Sep 02 '24

It’s very rare in the states. Not a fan of that. Fortunately, I’ve picked up a few from family friends. My third would be nowhere near as concise.

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u/Firm_Transportation3 Sep 02 '24

You wrote more correctly than some native English speakers.

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u/Working-Telephone-45 Sep 02 '24

"I apologize for the flaws that might be present in this comment, you see, English is my second language and I am still learning"

"Na bruh u gud"

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u/HappyHappyFunnyFunny Sep 02 '24

"I've never been good with words, which is why I'm in such a delicate conundrum."

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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot Sep 02 '24

There’s also no accent when you write. I’ve met people who can write perfect English but have an extremely hard to understand accent because most of their practice is writing.

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u/SuccessValuable6924 Sep 02 '24

And also the intonation of the sentences and how words blend with each other. I know.

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u/RedofPaw Sep 02 '24

Sorry, my English is bad, I'm 50th generation English.

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u/CyonHal Sep 02 '24

It's like the telephone game, every generation your english gets garbled a bit more

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u/King_takes_queen Sep 02 '24

Better yet, I bet he could explain grammatical concepts like present participles, finite verbs, and objective cases better than I ever could. And English is my first language.

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u/KuruptKyubi Sep 02 '24

Kinda true, I know more English and can express myself more than my native language.

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u/MindAccomplished3879 Sep 02 '24

I approve the use of the English word ‘shitshow’

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u/kkeut Sep 02 '24

reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where some germans bought the nuclear panner plant, and one guy apologized to Homer for his inelegant english while clearly speaking more better than him

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u/Spirited-Arugula-672 Sep 02 '24

Mf really had the audacity to put "sorry for broken english" and "contextualize" within 4 words of each other.

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u/hudgepudge Sep 03 '24

"Sorry for broken English"

pulls out monocle and switches to Queens English accent

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u/omnificunderachiever Sep 02 '24

Plot twist. By some incredible coincidence that's all the English he knows.

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u/SwishSwishDeath Sep 02 '24

If you're really dumb, you can also just say it before any comment even though English is the only language you speak. This way most people will either compliment you or explain the mistakes you've made in a very kind manner.

Source: English is my second language ;)

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u/ParkerPoseyGuffman Sep 02 '24

Me agree as a English talker

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u/Kioga101 Sep 03 '24

It is very good English but there's a little trick when it comes to finding "undercover" Brazilians, which is that we over punctuate the hell out of sentences. That's a tell you may find in the wild.

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u/anninnha Sep 02 '24

Another important thing is that the judge didn’t decided of his own will for no reason that X/Twitter needs another representative in the country, it’s the law, right?

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u/jfadras Sep 02 '24

Our Civil Law Code says that is necessary for every Foreign Company to have a legal representative, what happens is a lot of web companys do not have this LR (I will shorten it like this so I don't get to spell everytime), so what the courts normaly do when there are litigations involving those companies is: 1) The courts will issue a warning to the company; 2) A Fine is established so that the company appoint a LR; 3) If the company has yet to appoint a LR, the Courts can determine the temporary suspension of the activities, then in the last step 4) The Courts can effectively block the activities in the country.
Just to add, the monocratic decision that was given by Moraes (the SC Judge) was just unanemously endorsed by the 1º Class of the Brazilian Supreme Court (that means that another 5 judges agreed with him, but also made him clarify what the infamous fine for people that used VPN, this question in specific is not yet settled.
And to be frank, I don't condone every action that was taken by Moraes, blocking the Starlink accounts was way too far in my opinion (and in the opinions of a lot of progressive and leftist jurists) but Musk really snobbed the brazilian law, while blocking content and accounts in other countries without arguing (Turkey, India), he tried to gamble and it has not (yet) paid off, because the decision to block the app is controversial, but the endorsement of other SC judges and a large part of the Lawyers, Law authors and Professors in Brazil had made it quite clear (to whoever wants to understand) that there is reasoning behind the decision.

At last, I will say that if Musk was not a shithead and Moraes was not so self-absorved and selfish we would not be seing this situation (he is following the law to the letter, but he is only doing this because Musk provoked him to). I would compare it to a unstoppable force meets an imovable object.

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u/iLoveFeynman Sep 02 '24

At last, I will say that if Musk was not a shithead and Moraes was not so self-absorved and selfish we would not be seing this situation (he is following the law to the letter, but he is only doing this because Musk provoked him to). I would compare it to a unstoppable force meets an imovable object.

That's a completely counterfactual conclusion to reach. This has very little to do with the specific personality of the specific judge. As you just pointed out yourself other jurists agrees with him, from scholars to practicing lawyers to other supreme court judges.

No judiciary anywhere is going to idly suffer such an attack on their authority and legitimacy.

The only instances I'm aware of in history where a judiciary does are the ones where a fascist party/dictatorship takes complete control of the country itself.

That is not the case here.

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u/jfadras Sep 02 '24

I do think you are right in this, I must've shared my personal opinion in a way that's not clear that I think he did the right thing by following our local law

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u/bolacha_de_polvilho Sep 03 '24

That's a completely counterfactual conclusion to reach. This has very little to do with the specific personality of the specific judge. As you just pointed out yourself other jurists agrees with him, from scholars to practicing lawyers to other supreme court judges.

Depends on what we're talking about. The decisions regarding fining people using VPNs and freezing Starlink's assets have been very controversial and publicly criticized by many here in Brazil.

The decisions of the supreme court also often have a political undertone to them, it's not as black and white as applying the law correctly or not. After 4 years of Bolsonaro being at constant odds with the supreme court, constantly pushing his supporters to see the judges as enemies, finally culminating in the invasion and vandalism or the supreme court by his rabid fan base in January 8th of 2023, the Supreme Court (specially Moraes) have been very personally invested in the topic of regulating online speech in an inherently biased manner.

This is just the latest chapter of a fight Moraes has been fighting for the last 2 or 3 years or so, which got more international attention than it otherwise would due to Musk's involvement. It's easy to see Moraes as "the good guy" in the story when the people on the other side are extremist right wing nutjobs, but a lot of his actions have been very personal and overbearing, and despite hating Bolsonaro I also feel like Moraes seems to be power tripping pretty hard and I find concerning a single judge can do so much on his own.

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u/gothamdaily Sep 02 '24

I like you, man. You're good people. Thanks for the explanation and the clarity.

I visited Brazil for the first time earlier this year: stayed in Sao Paulo, Rio, and Bahia. I love your country. Just like any country I'm sure it's got flaws that a tourist wouldn't pick up, but if I was going to live outside of America, it would be on the short list.

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u/BlondieMenace Sep 02 '24

Hey, just as a fyi "class" is probably not the best translation for "turma" in this context. There's no direct equivalent in the US legal system, but the best approximation would be "panel". Trying to talk about legal systems in a foreign language is always difficult, I guess.

At last, I will say that if Musk was not a shithead and Moraes was not so self-absorved and selfish we would not be seing this situation (he is following the law to the letter, but he is only doing this because Musk provoked him to). I would compare it to a unstoppable force meets an imovable object.

What do you mean by "Moraes was not so self-absorved and selfish"?

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u/jfadras Sep 02 '24

Thanks for the tip! I really didn't know how to translate it and still try to make sense of it.

As for the part that I diss Moraes, I can say that his Ego is gigantic, he is following the law to the letter don't get me wrong, but I do feel that this has become a little of a personal vendetta of his because of the attacks that musk did on him. I guess that if the owner of the company wasn't so dismissive of the Court powers and rulings, and didn't kept attacking the Judge in question, that he would just keep pilling fines upon fines, and not do something so drastic as banning the app, because let's be real, that's a gigantic step to take and it can (and it is) be ill-received by a large part of the international community

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u/BlondieMenace Sep 02 '24

Thanks for the tip! I really didn't know how to translate it and still try to make sense of it.

Sure thing! I had to do a little research to find the best translation, I knew "class" wasn't it but also wasn't immediately sure about what the correct term would be because SCOTUS doesn't do things like STF does.

As to Alexandre de Moraes, I think his problem isn't so much his ego as is his sort of "Batman syndrome", he's always been a bit of the sort that believes that the ends justify the means if it's done in the name of Justice. He's obviously not super thrilled about what Elon has been saying about him personally, but I do believe his biggest problem is with the blatant disregard for the rule of law and the disrespect towards the Court. I also think that at least for now the reception from the international community has mostly been positive, Elon has been crossing too many lines in too many places for it to be otherwise.

That said, it's ironic that a bunch of people that were against his nomination to the STF had a problem with his authoritarian tendencies, but the people who are now whining about him wanted him because they never thought they'd be the ones in the crosshairs. I can't help but enjoy the schadenfreude, not gonna lie.

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u/jfadras Sep 02 '24

Yeah I do agree with you.

And I do think is funny what you pointed out, schadenfreude at it's best

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u/drink_with_me_to_day Sep 02 '24

that means that another 5 judges agreed with him

Could've sent to all the judges, but he didn't want to hear the only two who would've dissented

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u/jfadras Sep 02 '24

Sinceramente é uma estratégia dele em arrumar forças pro argumento de que agora não é mais uma decisão só dele. Acho que de qualquer modo seria muito mais justo e até mais republicano levar ao plenário do STF, a questão que a chamada de que foi "referendado por unanimidade" é algo que chama muita atenção.

No fim das contas ainda seria uma votação 9x2, até possível um 10x1 considerando que Mendonça não tem divergido tanto em votações assim, o Nunes Marques seria bem voto vencido.

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u/-113points Sep 02 '24

blocking the Starlink accounts was way too far in my opinion

but then, Musk ordering for Starlink to not comply with the judicial orders to block 'X', didn't prove Moraes point?

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u/jfadras Sep 02 '24

It is more in a legal and jurisprudential kind of way of speaking. Law dictates that if the companies are part of the same economic group this can happen, but in the case of Starlink/X the thing connecting them is Elon, this can and will create some sort of legal uncertainty on next decisions on disregard of legal personality (I translated the term, really don't know if it has the same connotation in both languages)

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u/-113points Sep 02 '24

But both companies are privately own by elon

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u/animalmasochism Sep 02 '24

Your English is great. Thanks for the context!

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u/shewhololslast Sep 02 '24

There is nothing wrong with your English; you did a wonderful job of breaking down the exact situation and further highlighting what an egotistical idiot Musk is.

Thanks for the added context!

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u/stinkykitty71 Sep 02 '24

Hey, your English is far better than my Portuguese! Which is zero, so you rock! Thanks for the info, appreciate it.

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u/ineffectivetransgirl Sep 02 '24

You speak better English then me and I'm a 20 year old native speaker

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u/Curious_Associate904 Sep 02 '24

There are people who taste dog shit at dog food factories to make sure everything is as expected, that would not take that job.

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u/VasectoMyspace Sep 02 '24

My Portuguese is actually pretty fucking good, but it isn’t as good as your English.

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u/miaomiaomiao Sep 02 '24

SpaceX's Starlink is now refusing to block Twitter. Does Brazil have the means to block Starlink as well?

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u/jfadras Sep 02 '24

I really don't think so. They can try to force them to do it by threatening to revoke Starlink contracts with the brazilian armed forces, but I don't really know how they will base this or how they will actively block Starlink, it is a tricky situation

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u/ConferenceLow2915 Sep 02 '24

They already froze Starlink's financial accounts, Starlink has no reason or incentive to comply.

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u/alopgeek Sep 02 '24

That’s the best broken English I’ve ever read.

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u/smallgreenman Sep 02 '24

I'll do it for 500mil.

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u/violetcazador Sep 02 '24

Superb English!

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u/MindAccomplished3879 Sep 02 '24

You are correct. In here is called registered agent and is required to do business in the US

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u/MScroobs Sep 02 '24

Desculpe pelo meu português quebrado, mas aprecio sua explicação. É bom ouvir de alguém mais próximo do assunto do que eu, um canadense.

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u/NinjaBr0din Sep 02 '24

Dude/dudette, your English is better than most of the American's I know. Most of us can only speak English, and we cant even pull that off properly. Yall over in other countries are speaking English as a third, fourth, fifth, whatever language and you do it far better than we do.

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u/I_was_bone_to_dance Sep 02 '24

Trump would have at least had it drag out another 17 years. You gotta play the game! Even Orange Don knows that!

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u/12altoids34 Sep 02 '24

Trump would have started with several $100,000,000.00 counter suits against the country of Brazil the judges on the case the prosecutors on the case and anyone in the country that wears a brassiere because he gets the word confused with the word brazil.

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u/bob- Sep 02 '24

and anyone in the country that wears a brassiere because he gets the word confused with the word brazil.

😀😂

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u/MovingTarget- Sep 02 '24

Please send all summons to the 4 seasons

-Trump

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u/gcruzatto Sep 02 '24

If the accounts were progressive like in Turkey, he would've banned them real quick. Free speech my ass

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u/Happy_Accident99 Sep 02 '24

“Free speech only for what I agree with.”

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u/eulersidentification Sep 02 '24

Anyone else remember last week on one of the first reddit posts about Brazil banning twitter, when weird little accounts popped up saying "take it from me mr. brasil from brasil, we're having our free speech trampled by tyrants :((("

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u/Edelgul Sep 02 '24

Now that you say it - yeah.
And all those accounts had suspiciously limited number of posts and limited range of interests.

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u/BurtBacon Sep 02 '24

or, say, pro kamala? what happened to the white dudes for kamalas free speech?

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u/ambird138 Sep 02 '24

He's probably just wondering how many a Brazilian is.

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u/OvoCanhoto Sep 02 '24

My guess is, more than zero and less than 2.

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u/minicpst Sep 02 '24

Or, you know, block nazis.

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u/Gorthax Sep 02 '24

You can't tell me what to do! You're not even my dad!

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u/Chromeburn_ Sep 02 '24

We all know how Elon feels about hiring people. He just wants to fire everyone and prove everything will be given.

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u/Jason_Wolfe Sep 02 '24

he'd never do it. that would be too much for his fragile ego to handle

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u/NannersForCoochie Sep 02 '24

Super stable genius move. You just don't see the big picture. Try ketamine and get on his level.

Sigh /s

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u/leoleosuper Sep 02 '24

Judge says Twitter has to appoint new legal representation. Elon says nope.

It's even funnier: since Elon had no legal representation, they couldn't serve him. So they did it by tweeting the notice. Elon replied to it, which serves as legal evidence he got the notice. All he had to do was ignore it, and he'd get some leeway in this case. Instead, he joked about it, and caused the case to move on to Twitter getting blocked.

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u/Edelgul Sep 02 '24

He had it.
He used it.
Judges hated it.

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u/OneNeatTrick Sep 03 '24

His cheap trick backfired.

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u/Pksoze Sep 02 '24

For a genius he seems like a real moron.

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u/thezweistar Sep 03 '24

If he is a genius world is Full of Einsteins lol

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u/BlondieMenace Sep 02 '24

I loved this part, everybody debating on Twitter itself whether or not he had been legally served and then he tweets about it... Everybody just goes "welp, moot point now I guess"

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u/OldJames47 Sep 02 '24

Two years ago Elon agreed to block some accounts at the request of the Right Wing Modi government in India.

I wonder why he’s taking a stand here. Hmmmm.

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u/alextremeee Sep 02 '24

They’ve also banned thousands of people for using the word cisgender despite it being a widely recognised term.

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u/Edelgul Sep 02 '24

He also banned a bunch of opposition accounts in Turkey shortly before the first round of elections, crippling the opposition communication before the second round of elections ( the difference we close to 4%).

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u/Fig1025 Sep 02 '24

there are plenty of real examples where Musk doesn't give a shit about free speech rights and bans people just because he doesn't like what they are about

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u/soarraos Sep 02 '24

Free speech only if he agrees with what you say*

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u/happynargul Sep 02 '24

He also doxxed the 7 nazi accounts, so there's that

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u/12altoids34 Sep 02 '24

Does that mean he's now going to ban himself from Twitter for doxing? Would it make a difference if he has a blue star?

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u/ChickenDelight Sep 02 '24

It's important to note that the basis for the ruling ordering the accounts deleted was that they had been directly involved in planning the January '23 attack on the Brazilian Congress, and had used Twitter to do so. The judge is also investigating them for hate speech, but these 7 accounts aren't being targeted simply because they're far-right racists.

It's completely unsurprising that accounts used to plan an attempted military coup would be ordered blocked, that's not actually considered free speech anywhere (it's furtherance of a criminal conspiracy). It's also a result that could happen in any country on earth, including the USA.

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u/BolinhoDeArrozB Sep 02 '24

to add some context, the issue wasn't just about blocking right wing extremists and Nazis, it was also to do with the fact that some Brazilians were using twitter to spread CP and commit other illegal activities (such as inciting a coup to take over the country due to election results, etc.) and Elon refused to share their data with the authorities to help with the arrests

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u/Nqmadakazvam Sep 02 '24

To add some more context, Elon has bent over backwards to satisfy right-wing dictators such as Erdogan, but when it comes to Brazil suddenly he's a free speech absolutist again

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u/FUTURE10S Sep 03 '24

Elon used to bend over backwards for Bolsonaro

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u/Edelgul Sep 02 '24

I haven't heard about distribution of CP, but i have heard about inciting and coordination of coup, instigating violence and distribution of hate speech.

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u/mycurrentthrowaway1 Sep 02 '24

Perfectly happy to suppress modi and erdogan critics though

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Dude has mental issues and enough money to get them fixed...but is too mentally ill to recognize he needs to change in any way.

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u/Rubeus17 Sep 02 '24

correct. He’s out of his mind and owning the biggest social media company has sent him over the edge. Nothing he does makes sense. He’s full on maga now and god knows why. The clips of his interview w trump weee pathetic. He would ask a question and listen to trumps insane answer and then just say Uh huh.

Things aren’t going to end well for elon. I’ve just got a feeling that anyone who backs the traitor conman felon is going to be a very sad person very soon.

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u/android24601 Sep 02 '24

Whoa. This version of Citizen Kane is kinda weird

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u/DisputabIe_ Sep 02 '24

the OP GlitterMackenzie

Corny_PandaHeart

and Nola_Glitter

are bots in the same network

Comment copied from: https://imgur.com/gallery/6jPkMLE/comment/2414836295

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 Sep 02 '24

Silly American billionaire, calling judges names and threatening them only works in the US. 

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u/El-Shaman Sep 02 '24

So many people think this guy is a genius, he would be a nobody if he hadn’t been born in a rich family.

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u/obfuscation-9029 Sep 02 '24

Do we know how much the fine was? Clearly it was enough to have Elon running. So I assume it was basically nothing.

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u/Roxylius Sep 02 '24

Surely this brings him closer to profitability! What a stable genius!

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u/rocketseeker Sep 02 '24

And we still get talks of how this authoritarian lmao

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u/protestor Sep 02 '24

Also, Musk is fine censoring Twitter in India and other places.

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u/Pradfanne Sep 02 '24

If only got the memo that free speech doesn't mean free of consequences

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u/Character-Ring7926 Sep 02 '24

I kind of think that's what most "free speech absolutists" mean when they talk about absolute free speech:

"I should be able to say out loud any random-thought-tumbleweed which blows across my empty, barren wasteland of a mind, and I should also not have consequences for this free expression of thought, and also you're the "thought police" if you so much as try to shame me for putting my inside thoughts on the outside!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

You can sum up Musks business acumen with the following....

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u/GlitteringHighway Sep 02 '24

Not to mention the free speech angle is BS because he takes anti-free speech requests from India and China.

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u/xixipinga Sep 02 '24

annnnd, there is especific regulation that all major social netwroks in brazil MUST have legal representation, and telegram and whatsapp have been previously banned and re-instated and he knew it all along and actually planned for the ban, Elon wanted to be banned, he just wants to make a point to get some nazi in brazil elected using billions to pose as the small guy fighting the powers that be, extra funny now he is included in investigations into election manipulation and hate speech dissemination, he can even be arrested in the US or any interpol country

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u/bsylent Sep 02 '24

And there's already been a new chapter to this. Starlink refuses to block Twitter in Brazil. This is what happens when you put everything into the hands of one person or organization. You can't block the content if they're also the service provider.

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u/Frky_fn Sep 02 '24

So in short, he played himself

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u/xtzferocity Sep 02 '24

Thank you for concisely explaining the situation.

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u/Anarchyantz We are Doomed! Sep 02 '24

Oh and then to top it all off, he then doxxes the 7 accounts on Shitter.

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u/mishma2005 Sep 02 '24

Modi and Turkey: do what we say

Musk: Sir, yes sir!

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u/peterpantslesss Sep 02 '24

It was actually closer to 20 million but just under 20 but still a lot of people

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u/bv915 Sep 02 '24

chef’s kiss

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u/BecGeoMom Sep 02 '24

He is such a fucking crybaby. What a tool.

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u/BelgischeWafel Sep 02 '24

Lol. Big lols.

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u/Cyanos54 Sep 02 '24

At this point, I'm convinced he opened a Randall Stephens brokerage account with massive puts on his own stock.

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u/OpenSourcePenguin Sep 02 '24

And Brazilians are flocking to Bluesky

I don't think Brazilians will come back after a month. So he essentially migrated a whole country of users to a competitor.

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u/DPSOnly Sep 02 '24

And now he is using his personal satalite network to circumvent the rule of law of a sovereign state. This guy needs to be stopped before he blows up a country or personally causes a war.

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u/IdkAbtAllThat Sep 02 '24

Art of the deal!

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u/Corpomancer Sep 02 '24

Looking even deeper one can see the Babel story keeps rewriting itself, have to divide the masses.

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u/yumyum36 Sep 02 '24

BlueSky's userbase is now 74% Brazilian lmao

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u/NotLikeGoldDragons Sep 02 '24

No he didn't, they're just turning on vpn's and getting back on xitter.

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u/hamza0012 Sep 02 '24

And now he's going to sue Brazil to reinstate Twitter after telling them a big fuck you, not directly, as he said to the advertisers.

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u/tomalator Sep 02 '24

That's fucking hilarious

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u/Formal_Egg_Lover Sep 02 '24

He would have no problem banning those accounts if a dictator asked him to or if they typed the word cisgender at all.

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u/Eat_Play_Masterbate Sep 02 '24

And Brazil is holding starlink hostage until Elon pays the fine.

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u/stinkstabber69420 Sep 02 '24

Still a dumb bitch

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 Sep 02 '24

Can't wait to see how this dumb shit turns into dumber shit.

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u/cryptobro42069 Sep 02 '24

Oh no, the 400 million bot accounts on Twitter are gonna be so mad.

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u/Dopplegangr1 Sep 02 '24

Elon just an insecure loser than cant stand being told what to do

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u/Cokegeo Sep 02 '24

Music to my ears

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Elon finally had a harassed intern give him summary of read the Art of the Deal

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u/oholandesvoador Sep 02 '24

22 million users

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

At peak, Brazil had just a little over 20 millions users this year. Not sure where you’re getting over 2 times that amount.

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u/MajesticCategory8889 Sep 03 '24

Competition for Orange on the Smartness Gauge. Would definitely have to have negative numbers on it for the close calls.

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u/HopelessGretel Sep 03 '24

You skipped a few steps, you skipped when Moraes threaneted the last representative with arrest, by his own team typing the email wrong, this is in a public document.

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u/Signal_Onion8552 Sep 03 '24

Is not about being far right. Is about the intentional spread of misinformation

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