r/facepalm • u/GlitterMackenzie • Sep 02 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Smarts. He has it.

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u/BernieTheDachshund Sep 02 '24

Yup, all he had to do was hire another Brazilian lawyer to be available and he refused.

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u/I_was_bone_to_dance Sep 02 '24

Trump would have at least had it drag out another 17 years. You gotta play the game! Even Orange Don knows that!

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u/12altoids34 Sep 02 '24

Trump would have started with several $100,000,000.00 counter suits against the country of Brazil the judges on the case the prosecutors on the case and anyone in the country that wears a brassiere because he gets the word confused with the word brazil.

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u/bob- Sep 02 '24

and anyone in the country that wears a brassiere because he gets the word confused with the word brazil.

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