r/facepalm Sep 02 '24

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Smarts. He has it.

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u/-P-M-A- Sep 02 '24

This is a classic โ€œsorry my English is badโ€ post. You are more articulate than most native English speakers.

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u/arzis_maxim Sep 02 '24

When it is your second language, you feel more self-conscious about it

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u/FILTHBOT4000 Sep 02 '24

It gets worse when you know more than two languages, even moreso when they overlap. I've had numerous times when my brain freezes and goes "Was that the word for it in Italian... or Spanish...? Which one is it?" check "They're the same! FUCK!"

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u/arzis_maxim Sep 02 '24

I speak hindi, and honestly, my normal day to day speech is now 50% English, so much that I have to Google English words into hindi

Even for simple words like table I am like wtf was it in hindi again

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u/fairlife Sep 02 '24

English words are so common in Hindi nowadays that it is a very frequent occurrence....I for the life of me cannot remember what they call a table in Hindi, fuck.

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u/tissuecollider Sep 02 '24

.I for the life of me cannot remember what they call a table in Hindi, fuck.

I don't know Hindi at all but I feel confident saying that 'fuck' isn't the word for 'table' in that language.

I'm not so sure that Ikea hasn't named a table 'Fuck' yet though.

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u/Penguin_Butter Sep 02 '24

I love that they have a tillslag though

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

But do they have a tillslag at the slagtill for when slags need to go to the till?

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u/jamin_brook Sep 02 '24

I like the worakld blasac line myself

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u/imadork1970 Sep 03 '24

Fรผรผk

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u/Zigxy Sep 02 '24

As a Mexican, I also cannot recall the Hindi word for "table"

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u/H3J1e Sep 02 '24

I bet you switch languages mid thought too cause you can't find a world in one of them.

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u/BurghPuppies Sep 02 '24

I speak a fair amount of Spanish, enough so that when I hear Espanglish I just take it in stride. Was driving some Indian students around last week and chuckled to myself every time I heard a bit of Hinglish!

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u/UserCannotBeVerified Sep 02 '24

I'd never really eaten aubergine, maybe like twice in my life, until I lived in Spain for just 3 months and my housemates would always bring home berenjenas all the time. Even now, I can read the word 'aubergine' on a menu and in my heads little internal voice I hear the word 'berenjena'. It's just makes more sense to me, cos even though it wasn't a very long time that I was there, I probably ate/encountered 5000% more berenjenas/aubergines than I'd ever eaten in my entire life lol

Anyway, that was a super boring little tidbit of my brain,

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u/OverFjell Sep 02 '24

Most of the native Hindi speakers I knew mostly spoke Hinglish anyway. ๐Ÿ˜‚ My old landlady was from Goa and she'd just switch from Hindi to English mid sentence when talking with other Indians

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u/GiuliaAquaTofanaToo Sep 02 '24

My best friend would do this when we were in middle school. She would switch to her native language, and I would lose the plot. What's funny is that it would take me a couple of seconds to figure it out. Like what? What are you saying?

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u/HanakusoDays Sep 02 '24

Tagalog speakers are notorious for this, on social media as much as face to face.

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u/Anakletos Sep 02 '24

It's the worst experience when you're remembering a word in two languages out of three but not in the correct one and the other person doesn't speak the other two languages.

Then you look like an idiot because your brain is conceptualising your thoughts in the wrong bloody language.

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u/torchnpitchfork Sep 03 '24

It gets worse when you realize that the sentence you wanted to say doesn't really fit in your language. For example, if someone does something for you, you'd say that you appreciate it. In German, that sentence would sound sorta stiff. Happens all the time

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u/MisterKrayzie Sep 02 '24

Tbf even when speaking in Hindi, most people say table instead of whatever the fuck the word even is in Hindi. I can't even recall because no one uses it.

It's just... Tayy-bal. With that hideous accent.

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u/markgtba Sep 03 '24

What language do you think in? Unfortunately, I only speak 1 language (Glaswegian, lol)