r/facepalm Sep 02 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Smarts. He has it.

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u/arzis_maxim Sep 02 '24

When it is your second language, you feel more self-conscious about it

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u/FILTHBOT4000 Sep 02 '24

It gets worse when you know more than two languages, even moreso when they overlap. I've had numerous times when my brain freezes and goes "Was that the word for it in Italian... or Spanish...? Which one is it?" check "They're the same! FUCK!"

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u/arzis_maxim Sep 02 '24

I speak hindi, and honestly, my normal day to day speech is now 50% English, so much that I have to Google English words into hindi

Even for simple words like table I am like wtf was it in hindi again

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u/fairlife Sep 02 '24

English words are so common in Hindi nowadays that it is a very frequent occurrence....I for the life of me cannot remember what they call a table in Hindi, fuck.

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u/tissuecollider Sep 02 '24

.I for the life of me cannot remember what they call a table in Hindi, fuck.

I don't know Hindi at all but I feel confident saying that 'fuck' isn't the word for 'table' in that language.

I'm not so sure that Ikea hasn't named a table 'Fuck' yet though.

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u/Penguin_Butter Sep 02 '24

I love that they have a tillslag though

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

But do they have a tillslag at the slagtill for when slags need to go to the till?

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u/jamin_brook Sep 02 '24

I like the worakld blasac line myself

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u/Zigxy Sep 02 '24

As a Mexican, I also cannot recall the Hindi word for "table"

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u/H3J1e Sep 02 '24

I bet you switch languages mid thought too cause you can't find a world in one of them.

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u/BurghPuppies Sep 02 '24

I speak a fair amount of Spanish, enough so that when I hear Espanglish I just take it in stride. Was driving some Indian students around last week and chuckled to myself every time I heard a bit of Hinglish!

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u/UserCannotBeVerified Sep 02 '24

I'd never really eaten aubergine, maybe like twice in my life, until I lived in Spain for just 3 months and my housemates would always bring home berenjenas all the time. Even now, I can read the word 'aubergine' on a menu and in my heads little internal voice I hear the word 'berenjena'. It's just makes more sense to me, cos even though it wasn't a very long time that I was there, I probably ate/encountered 5000% more berenjenas/aubergines than I'd ever eaten in my entire life lol

Anyway, that was a super boring little tidbit of my brain,

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u/OverFjell Sep 02 '24

Most of the native Hindi speakers I knew mostly spoke Hinglish anyway. 😂 My old landlady was from Goa and she'd just switch from Hindi to English mid sentence when talking with other Indians

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u/GiuliaAquaTofanaToo Sep 02 '24

My best friend would do this when we were in middle school. She would switch to her native language, and I would lose the plot. What's funny is that it would take me a couple of seconds to figure it out. Like what? What are you saying?

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u/HanakusoDays Sep 02 '24

Tagalog speakers are notorious for this, on social media as much as face to face.

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u/Anakletos Sep 02 '24

It's the worst experience when you're remembering a word in two languages out of three but not in the correct one and the other person doesn't speak the other two languages.

Then you look like an idiot because your brain is conceptualising your thoughts in the wrong bloody language.

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u/torchnpitchfork Sep 03 '24

It gets worse when you realize that the sentence you wanted to say doesn't really fit in your language. For example, if someone does something for you, you'd say that you appreciate it. In German, that sentence would sound sorta stiff. Happens all the time

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u/MisterKrayzie Sep 02 '24

Tbf even when speaking in Hindi, most people say table instead of whatever the fuck the word even is in Hindi. I can't even recall because no one uses it.

It's just... Tayy-bal. With that hideous accent.

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u/markgtba Sep 03 '24

What language do you think in? Unfortunately, I only speak 1 language (Glaswegian, lol)

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u/Crunchycarrots79 Sep 02 '24

Yup... I grew up speaking English and Greek (dad was from Greece) and later studied German in high school and college. Now I'm learning Spanish. There have been numerous times where I've used a word from a different language while speaking another. Another common mistake of mine involves Spanish and Greek... There's a few false cognates... In particular, "aquí," pronounced "ah-KEE," meaning "here" in Spanish and "εκεί," pronounced "eh-KEE," meaning "there" in Greek. I often screw that up in interesting ways in both languages.

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u/Would_daver Sep 02 '24

I’d just like to note that I learned the German equivalent to the English phrase “It’s all Greek to me” to be “Es ist mir Spanisch”, and your repertoire of languages makes me feel for the strain that must be on your brain all the time lol

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u/Crunchycarrots79 Sep 02 '24

The Greek equivalent is basically "it's Chinese to me."

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u/Would_daver Sep 02 '24

Omg what is the Chinese equivalent?! And where does it all end???

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

idk? Russian?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Sounds like you don't know if you're coming or going.

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u/Crunchycarrots79 Sep 03 '24

It's neither here nor there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Can't you get in? Do you need a key?

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u/SuccessValuable6924 Sep 02 '24

And the reverse "I'll just say it in Italian, must be the same as Spanish" and then you get punched in the face. 

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u/2074red2074 Sep 02 '24

This is a huge trap in French. The literal translation of "excited" is excité(e) and that's what Google Translate will tell you. But in French, excité(e) means excited in the sexual sense, like horny.

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u/SuccessValuable6924 Sep 02 '24

Heh, well, at least 90% of the time I would still be honest 🤣

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u/wicosp Sep 02 '24

Same in Italian, btw. Do not say sono eccitato if you’re not ready to get frisky.

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u/Slarg232 Sep 02 '24

I'm just really, really excited to go get some croissants, dude.

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u/SuccessValuable6924 Sep 02 '24

Is it a croissant in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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u/Sunstorm84 Sep 02 '24

It’s just a baguette

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u/Help_StuckAtWork Sep 02 '24

Nothing like forgetting the word "bread" and substituting the french version instead.

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u/Elgato01 Sep 02 '24

Same in Spanish, which incidentally leads to me wondering what actually is excited in English which I always seem to forget.

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u/MoonOmens22 Sep 03 '24

Oh my gosh! It's the same with Spanish too. I had to have my Spanish teacher tell me this after 4 years of using it in classes.
Emocionada is excited or eager, you know standard emotion. Excitante is well... you know what.
It was very emabarassing.

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u/Luckcrisis Sep 02 '24

THIS! I am always impressed with folk that speak multiple languages. I worked with a gent who knew 4 languages AND 17 Spanish dialects. Which I can not fathom.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

I have the same problem between the Spanish and Slovak. I use Spanish every day at my work. So I might have an exchange that goes something like this:

Random person: ¿Qué perdió? (What did you lose?) Me: Busco mis kľuče..... [shit].... ¡LLAVES! Llaves. (Looking for my kľuče..... KEYS! Keys)

That did happen once.

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u/brando56894 Sep 02 '24

I'm a native English speaker, but I also speak a bit of German and Spanish, my brain definitely gets confused between the two even though they're practically completely different.

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u/theDomicron Sep 02 '24

Also, spoken English vs written English varies a ton. So a non-native speaker has trouble keeping up in conversations, studies extra hard, and when writing their grammar is often better than native speakers.

For those who grow up speaking it but not studying the language as much, their writing tends to be weaker as it's often based on their speaking patterns

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u/dogsonbubnutt Sep 02 '24

i don't speak much spanish or japanese (anymore), but i got a lot of mileage out of making jokes about "pan" when i lived in japan

(yes i know it's probably portuguese in origin for japan, it's all the same thing, that just makes it more funny)

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u/Anarchyantz We are Doomed! Sep 02 '24

My friend speaks Dutch, French, Flemish, English and a smattering of German and his English is better than most I know.

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u/MeatyMexican Sep 02 '24

French and Italian suck

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u/SapientSolstice Sep 02 '24

I've done that, accidentally used Arabic slang and then everyone is asking "huh?"

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u/UnlikelyUnknown Sep 03 '24

I know a little Spanish and now I’m learning Italian ahead of a trip to Italy. For me, Spanish and Italian are so close that it makes things easier and so far apart that it makes things harder.

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u/Fight_those_bastards Sep 02 '24

Meanwhile, the vast majority of us in America are all,

wait, there’s a second language?

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u/Open-Industry-8396 Sep 02 '24

Funny, I was interviewing potential employees. This woman proudly said that she speaks both languages. I just looked at her, thinking she was going to clarify. Nope, just proudly stared at me. She was so proud of herself that I just had to hire her. You go on and kick some ass young lady!

It turned out to be a great hire.

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u/DontPutThatDownThere Sep 02 '24

...do we know which languages "both" refer to yet or is that an Easter egg for the future?

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u/Open-Industry-8396 Sep 02 '24

It was a Portuguese community in southeast Massachusetts. It's all she knew existed. 😁

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u/JohnGillnitz Sep 02 '24

English and bad English.

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u/Albanian_Tea Sep 02 '24

There is freedom speak, and then there is bar-bar-bar speak

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u/Complete-Fix-3954 Sep 02 '24

Definitely the majority. I live in Brazil nowadays but grew up back in the States. People look at you funny when you say you speak 4 languages. It’s really not that uncommon…for people that aren’t American. Had to leave the country to learn that one.

Anywho, this twitter mess pissed me off because I used it for sports ball stuff.

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u/IGargleGarlic Sep 02 '24

I know its hyperbole, but come on. The US is barely below the EU in percentage that speak multiple languages, 23% vs 25%.

The self-deprecating 'America dumb' humor is getting old.

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u/Aaawkward Sep 02 '24

I know its hyperbole, but come on. The US is barely below the EU in percentage that speak multiple languages, 23% vs 25%.

I think that's just bilingualism. Roughly a bit over a third of Europeans speak three or more languages.

19% of Europeans are bilingual, 25% are trilingual and 10% speak four or more languages.

The closest I could find about the US was this:
According to the US Census Bureau, 20 percent of all Americans can speak two or more languages.

That's two or more, so hard to say what the percentage of bilinguals and trilinguals and so on and so forth is.

I reckon that's the big difference.

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u/PitchBlack4 Sep 02 '24

Which makes it so that the EU has 54% of people who know two or more languages compared to the US 20%.

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u/ussrowe Sep 02 '24

The issue is how often speaking two languages is looked down upon if you are Latin-American in the US but the media will still write articles marveling over how Princess Charlotte speaks Spanish: https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1799974/princess-charlotte-speaks-two-languages

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u/mfmfhgak Sep 02 '24

Especially considering the geographic size of the US with only one language really needed. It would be different if you lived in Illinois and needed to know two other languages to speak with people in Wisconsin and Indiana.

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u/SteveTheOrca Sep 02 '24

Can confirm. I can speak Spanish the way I preffer to, but when it comes to English, I try to be as accurate as I can

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u/City_of_Lunari Sep 02 '24

I assume you also speak Orca.

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u/SteveTheOrca Sep 02 '24

We don't talk about it

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u/brando56894 Sep 02 '24

makes whistling noises

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u/limamon Sep 02 '24

¿Por qué no los dos?

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u/9ninjas Sep 02 '24

How many you got??

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u/9ninjas Sep 02 '24

It’s very rare in the states. Not a fan of that. Fortunately, I’ve picked up a few from family friends. My third would be nowhere near as concise.

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u/Firm_Transportation3 Sep 02 '24

You wrote more correctly than some native English speakers.

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u/3896713 Sep 03 '24

I know a small amount of Spanish, but what little I do know probably sounds very formal and proper like this person's English 😅

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u/Ilikefame2020 Sep 03 '24

Wait, so if I type in Spanish carefully, will it sound articulated?

No muchas hablas Español porque yo prefiero Ingles. No se que este oración parecerá para un oradora de Español.