r/facepalm 'MURICA Aug 28 '24

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u/Doofchook Aug 28 '24

Close the border to Aussies too, tipping for everything is fucken stupid.

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u/Vivid-Storm-9297 Aug 28 '24

Iā€™ll tip my hat to that

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u/high240 Aug 28 '24

How many % ???

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u/Physical-East-162 Aug 28 '24

At least half the hat, otherwise you're selfish.

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u/Hyper_Wolf727 Aug 29 '24

At that point itā€™s just considered a hat trick

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u/lost_aim Aug 28 '24

Itā€™s measured in degrees.

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u/Unabashable Aug 28 '24

Not if you express it in gradians. Which is pretty much the same thing.Ā 

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u/GregWilson23 Aug 29 '24

What about the radians?

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u/goodb1b13 Aug 29 '24

We should keep the gradians out of our country too!

/s just in case lol

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u/Millefeuille-coil Aug 29 '24

Just build a dot theyā€™ll rotate round it

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u/margarita13peter Aug 29 '24

Please! Anything but gradians!

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u/appoplecticskeptic Aug 28 '24

Except itā€™s in relation to delicious delicious pi šŸ¤¤

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u/I_Makes_tuff Aug 28 '24

At least half a degree then

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u/Msprg Aug 28 '24

That's not much tilt of you, how am I supposed to afford my rent this month with my landlord asking for literal 90 degrees??!

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u/Natee__ Aug 28 '24

what the hell I worked my ass off in uni, fuck you!!!

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u/CompetitiveAd7722 Aug 28 '24

So like a 45 degree

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u/I_Makes_tuff Aug 29 '24

I said half a degree, not half of 90 degrees.

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u/hayazi96 Aug 29 '24

Degrees of separation from rationality and stupidity institutionalised.

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u/silly-rabbitses Aug 28 '24

We measure it in yaw.

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u/username_yhz Aug 28 '24

If the service was good tip at least 2 Kevin Bacons

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u/Popular_Ad8269 Aug 28 '24

Fahrenheit or Celsius?

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u/RandomStoddard Aug 28 '24

Fahrenheit or Celsius?

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u/Rubeus17 Aug 28 '24

15-20% is expected for good service and in some hotels and. restaurants an 18% automatic gratuity is added. Itā€™s awful. I donā€™t know how it got this bad. But our tipping culture is out of hand like our fun culture.

But, as an American I know itā€™s part of the deal. Our servers make minimum wage and live on tips. For that reason I happily pay it because thatā€™s what I would tip ordinarily. You learn to build the tip into whatever service youā€™re getting when youā€™re estimating expense. If I get a service at a salon, for instance, Iā€™m tipping my masssge therapist $40.

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u/high240 Aug 28 '24

America is really like "what if we just let this capitalism free-for-all run its course for like 40 years..."

And yet people still want to go live there

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u/Rubeus17 Aug 28 '24

i donā€™t get it

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u/cure4boneitis Aug 28 '24

what about all the other people who make minimum wage?

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u/Rubeus17 Aug 28 '24

Servers may not make minimum wage. They live mostly on tips. I donā€™t know how it came to this.

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u/hayazi96 Aug 29 '24

I know people, on the dole making more than working families that are being subsidised by government funding, others working on Minimum wage and many other earning just above or below the poverty line here in New Zealand, where everything is getting expensive as fuck, No tipping culture, in fact it's practically looked down upon, and youth crime hikes as well as gang violence slowly spreading due to extra violent aspect of the 501 deportee problems spreading here.

Anyway, if your saying you have people over there working for minimum wage and Live on tips, we here in New Zealand are living on fucking hopes and dreams that always seem to get more and more backwards, heck the exchange rate of NZD TO USD back in February was like 1USD=0.86-0.94c NZD on PayPal at least, and now??? Holy shit, it's like 1USD=0.50-0.58c in less than 8 months, what the fuck happened?

Not only that, with the price of shit just not going down and instead getting higher and higher, wages value dropping at least a third of what it was a year ago, robbery or selling drugs actually seems like the only viable way to live and this is in the Biggest city with the largest market for work, let alone the rest of the country.

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u/wattlewedo Aug 29 '24

As an Australian, I get a Thai massage of back, shoulders and neck for $50. There's no tip. I rely on the employer paying, at least, the award rate.

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u/Fossile Aug 28 '24

Just the tip

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u/Fancy-Programmer-53 Aug 28 '24

Just the tip Promise

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

The machine defaults to 25%. Thatā€™s the lowest tip you can give. Sorry, I donā€™t make the rulesā€¦

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u/NinjaBr0din Aug 28 '24

Can I do degrees?

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u/high240 Aug 28 '24

as long as it isn't fahrenheit

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel Aug 28 '24

10-20% maybe. Tippning the hat even more and it will likely fall off...

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u/Dizzy-Abalone-8948 Aug 28 '24

That looks like a 9 to me šŸ˜‰

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u/Minimum-Sense5163 Consumer of Tea Leaves Aug 28 '24

1 billion percent

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u/wowaddict71 Aug 28 '24

Just the tip šŸ˜

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u/JohnTitorsdaughter Aug 29 '24

15 - 20 degrees, anything more it looks like youā€™ve come with your hat in hand begging, any less is a Mā€™lady

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u/AreYouDoneNow Aug 28 '24

It's democracy manifest

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u/Gristley Aug 28 '24

Deport this man!

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u/Square_Site8663 Aug 28 '24

Kick him out. He said tip!

Kick him out!

/s

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u/WyrmKin Aug 28 '24

Don't you fucking dare

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u/l-hudson Aug 28 '24

No you bloody won't

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u/Ok-Detective-727 Aug 28 '24

Thatā€™s not a tip

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u/nomorexcusesfatty Aug 29 '24

Is that a new Raygun move?

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u/epicgamesblowsdick Aug 29 '24

I will give you a slight brim bend with a small neck bob!

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u/Ok-Push9899 Aug 28 '24

Aussies are actively trying to educate all Americans who visit their sunburnt country to refrain from tipping. Rounding up is fine, but forget that 20% bullshit.

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u/marbsarebadredux Aug 28 '24

Educate the fucking republican party. They pay wait staff $3/hr in some places here because tips are assumed.

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u/Yop_BombNA Aug 28 '24

If just there was some sort of action employees could take where they group together and refuse to work until they get fair wagesā€¦ like a collection of people

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u/The_Frankanator Aug 28 '24

I believe that's called an orgy.

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u/OrderSixN9ne Aug 29 '24

I mean they are already getting fkd over as employees by their companies and why not fk each other while at it too ? Bet you there are plenty of "tips" they can be giving each other .

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u/Cain09l Aug 29 '24

It's funny but I was in the subreddit for waiters forgot what its called but trust they do not want fair wages all they want is bigger tips

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u/Marc21256 Aug 29 '24

I worked in restaurants for a few years.

Servers are gambling addicts. Every tip is a roll of the dice. "Maybe the next one will be a billionaire who tips $1,000,000". They don't want higher pay. They want tips, even if that means they starve.

The average tipped earner would earn more with a living wage than they earn with tips, but they will vote against a pay increase, to guarantee they get to keep tips.

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u/anaserre Aug 29 '24

Iā€™ve worked in the restaurant industry as a server/bartender for the majority of my life and I donā€™t find that to be true at all. In fact , I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever heard a employee making 2.13/hour say that theyā€™d rather not have a reasonable wage.

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u/Marc21256 Aug 29 '24

Where did you work? I was in the south, and I saw it at many places. I didn't work restaurants in NYC, but the feel I got while I lived there was different.

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u/Still_Ad_164 Aug 29 '24

Let's call it a......Trade Union!

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u/Shnapple8 Aug 28 '24

Aye, they need to be paid a proper wage. It shouldn't be the public's responsibility to pay the staff. And I'm sure the food isn't any cheaper. Of course, when I visited America, I tipped because I knew about the BS pay. Some Europeans don't know about that.

I worked as a waitress in college and we rarely got tips, didn't expect them either. It wasn't a high paying job, but it was above the minimum wage at the time, so the same as people in retail. People often just told us to keep the change if they were paying with notes, so that would go in the jar.

Now, wait staff here in Ireland are starting to think they are entitled to a 20% tip. They get paid a salary. Why should they be tipped compared to people who work in retail or any other job where people are on their feet all day.

People in countries where wait staff are paid need to stop fucking tipping 20%. If you tip that, you're an idiot since the service charge is already included in the price of the meal. And the American government needs to force employers to pay wait staff. Calculate the wait staff's wages into the price of meals and be done with it.

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u/Joe-Dang Aug 29 '24

$2.63 in my state

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u/anaserre Aug 29 '24

2.13 in mine (Oklahoma and Texas)

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u/Connect-Year7437 Aug 29 '24

Sure sure, but tips are cheap BOSS fault, it is not a tax so goverment doesn't give a fuck about it

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u/marbsarebadredux Aug 29 '24

They're taxed if they're not cash.

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u/anaserre Aug 29 '24

Theyā€™re taxed if theyā€™re cash also. Every place Iā€™ve worked you have to claim at least 10% on cash tips ..which typically is less than what you actually made ā€¦but not always

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u/cloudaffair Aug 29 '24

Don't blame Republicans. This is such an ignorant statement.

Look at all the blue cities and all the blue states. Also look at the set of those that have supermajority control of the legislature in their respective jurisdictions.

Do please list the percentage of those places that have eradicated tipping and increased all employees to at least the same minimum wage so there is no longer a separate "wait staff minimum".

I'll wait....

It's not a Dem v GOP thing, clearly or every single Democrat controlled jurisdiction would've ended it already.

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u/DaveJC_thevoices Aug 29 '24

That this is still happening in 2024 is disgusting. Our minimum wage is now about 22$ an hour and people everywhere deserve to be paid a living wage at minimum

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u/iannuendo Aug 29 '24

Itā€™s not a tip then is it?

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u/crazylegsbobo Oct 08 '24

$3 dollars a fucking hour????

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u/Few_Experience_4619 Aug 28 '24

Yeah and minimum wage in aus is like 20 something in america you can be servers wage wich is les than 10 bucks an hour so most you money is in tips

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u/h3r0k1gh7 Aug 28 '24

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u/GenericUsername_1234 Aug 28 '24

In Arizona the minimum wage for tipped employees was $2.13/hr just until the beginning of this year. It's still only $11.35/hr now.

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u/anaserre Aug 29 '24

What I would give to be paid 11.35/hour plus tips! Cries in Oklahoma at 2.13/hr

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u/GenericUsername_1234 Aug 29 '24

It's a nice step for sure. I was surprised it actually got raised since AZ still has a Republican majority in the state legislature. I haven't been a server in a long time but I remember how hard you have to work and still tip accordingly.

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u/anaserre Aug 29 '24

If I didnā€™t have to care for my granddaughter full time I would work at one of the casino restaurants here in Oklahoma instead of my crappy small town . They all pay at least 5$/hr plus tips . My daughter was making 9$. But Iā€™m stuck working part time at ihop because I have very limited availability. I do pretty well but itā€™s frustrating sometimes.

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u/GenericUsername_1234 Aug 29 '24

Sad when the casino pays better than the federal government minimum.

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u/P4iZ Aug 28 '24

Look for a better job, get a union, do things instead of complain on SoMe.. if they can't get workers they'll have to raise the pay.. at this point it's cheaper not to work..

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u/anaserre Aug 29 '24

Not everyone lives in a big city with endless opportunities for jobs

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u/P4iZ Aug 29 '24

True, but living of a chance everyday, you might as well take a chance somewhere, you doesn't have to chance you're income.

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u/HonorableMedic Aug 28 '24

You only get less than min wage if you make more in tips

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u/ThrobbingWetHole Aug 28 '24

I wonder if its preferred that way by many working in the industry? Sure, It sucks making under minimum wage, but when you're making 6 figures+ and you're only reporting 1/5 of your actual (with tip) earnings in April, it adds up quite a bit. Guess depends where you work, but as a former Bartender for a nice cocktail lounge in NYC, I actually preferred the low pay + high tips, but I guess that only benefits those working in heavy tourism/high COL areas while everyone else gets screwed. What do ya'll still in the industry think? Are you more apt to be paid a higher hourly in low volume?

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u/jellyrollo Aug 28 '24

when you're making 6 figures+ and you're only reporting 1/5 of your actual (with tip) earnings in April

It shouldn't be necessary to commit tax fraud to take home a living wage.

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u/Stanley_Yelnats42069 Aug 28 '24

Your employer is required to pay the difference if you donā€™t make the minimum wage from tips, so this is misleading.

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u/ReallyHisBabes Aug 28 '24

Except that if they have to make up the difference theyā€™ll fire you & hire someone else.

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u/Stanley_Yelnats42069 Aug 28 '24

Employers cannot retaliate against employees for asserting their wage and hour rights by law, so report them to the department of labor if this happens to you. (Not that it ever has)

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u/ReallyHisBabes Aug 28 '24

They donā€™t say thatā€™s why youā€™re out of a job. Itā€™ll be ā€œcustomer complaintsā€ or ā€œitā€™s just not working outā€. In right to work states they donā€™t have to give a reason.

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u/Few_Experience_4619 Sep 09 '24

In my state thats only for commision based jobs server pay is server pay we even have an acting pay amount of 4.50 an hour like for haunted houses and what not and they arent required in any way to match minimum pay bassicaly if you aign the contract stating you accept it its legal for them to do

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u/anaserre Aug 29 '24

2.13 in Oklahoma and Texas

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u/Budgiesmugglerlover2 Aug 29 '24

The average Aussie hospitality worker earns significantly more than their US counterparts per hour. Tipping is unnecessary here, but it keeps a lot of US workers just above poverty.

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u/CollegeMiddle6841 Aug 28 '24

Australian servers are paid a living wage, unlike her in the USA.

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u/Pencelvia Aug 29 '24

"sunburnt country" lol

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u/Material-Oven7861 Aug 29 '24

Especially when the fuckinā€™ bill is already 1k

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u/Agreeable_Spinosaur Sep 03 '24

It's actual bullshit here. Where I live, the minimum wage for tipped workers is $2.33/hour which means that being able to make rent depends on getting tips. The whole system is garbage. The National Restaurant Association has lobbied to keep the wages at that rate since 1991 -- 33 years at the same rate. They say that it's because if workers made a living wage that restaurant prices would be too high... like we don't add 20% (now being pressured to add 25%) to the bill already What's even worse is that they get the money to lobby so aggressively from the proceeds from mandatory food safety classes (ServSafe) that all restaurant workers are supposed to get. So we are literally paying for our own wage suppression.

And our useless politicians are such sacks of worthless skin. They gladly take the bribes... er... lobbying cashmoney and perqs and represent big money instead of the people who vote their sorry asses in.

https://www.commondreams.org/news/restaurant-lobby-anti-worker-scheme

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u/DeadlyPants16 Aug 28 '24

Tipping is a convenience here unless someone does genuinely go out of their way to do a good job. It's not even remotely expected and that's great.

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u/PoopContainer Aug 28 '24

Well people need to learn that here, I get looks from people when I DONT tip for a PICK UP ORDER. Like, at that point, wtf are you even tipping for? You're doing all of the work except for cooking the food šŸ˜‚

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u/SurrrenderDorothy Aug 28 '24

I asked an aussie waiter for more ice for my drink once. He said- It's cold enough. lmao

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u/Lady_Mousy Aug 28 '24

Exactly, I see it as a "prize" for extra work that I wasn't expecting in the first place.

Last time I tiped was in a restaurant that let us order even though they were about to close the kitchen (they were open for 3 more hours, but only as a bar). Then, in addition to the food being great, a server even noticed I was worried about getting sauce in my white pants and was like "don't worry, I got you" and brought me a thick napkin to put on my lap, without me even asking.

I still only put maybe 3ā‚¬ in the tip jar on our way out, which would be a 5-10% tip. I don't think I've ever tipped more than 10ā‚¬ in my entire life (and that was a special ocasion in a fancy restaurant).

I would probably pay if I ever went to the US, though, I don't agree but I'm not gonna be the one compromising a server's livelihood if I don't even live there

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u/Atuk-77 Aug 28 '24

It is not a convenience in America but how staff is paid, it may be a little extra in other countries but again in America it is the actual salary.

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u/SteampunkSniper Aug 28 '24

Whose fault is that?

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u/all_hail_sam Aug 28 '24

The complacent cocaine children of capitalism from the 1910's-1970's who "never got into politics that much".

Just kidding here is the root of unfair wages:

"Alexander notes that ā€œafter the Civil War, white business owners, still eager to find ways to steal Black labor, created the idea that tips would replace wages.ā€ While tipping originated in Europe as a way for aristocrats to show favor to servants as bonuses, restaurant owners in the United States mutated the idea into a way to limit pay for Black workers by defining tips as the only source of income. The Pullman Company tried to get away with this to underpay train porters who were predominantly Black, but the porters formed a union and eventually got higher pay. Restaurant workers, mostly women and disproportionately Black, were not able to unionize. In fact, Alexander explains, when the Roosevelt administration signed the first minimum wage law in 1938, it excluded restaurant workers. It was not until 1966 that a subminimum wage was formally created for tipped workers, locking the tipped workforce, which is 70 percent female and disproportionately Black and brown women, into a subminimum wage, currently $2.13 per hour. Alexander points out that the subminimum wage ā€œcontinues to perpetuate both race and gender inequity today,ā€ which has been made even worse by the pandemic."

Furthermore, due to the Fair Labor Standards Act, employers must pay a differential based on the federal minimum wage, currently $7.25, if the employee makes below that in tips+their wage to ensure they at least get paid the federal minimum wage (which is the state min wage in some states still i.e. Indiana.)

Though, a lot of servers make more money than the minimum wage due to tipping, which is why many prefer it. But this pushes the cost onto the consumer, which is driving people to spend money at restaurants less often. At fancy places this makes sense, but at places like Chili's it really is a toss up some days if you'll get paid enough to survive off of a consistent depending on your shifts which feels a little inhumane. I'd prefer more people have income security than some kid making 100k at a fine dining establishment, personally, because who wants to cure cancer when you can live lavishly as a server at the right place?

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u/SteampunkSniper Aug 28 '24

In 2013 I was on a layover in Dallas-Fort Worth airport so went to grab a bite. Knowing I was going back to Canada and not wanting have US money floating around in my wallet, I tipped the waitress (who was awesome) $10 on a $12 meal.

She hugged me, almost in tears. I found out later she was paid under $2.50/hour and Iā€™d given her four hours wages in one tip.

When I got home, I found a $5 tucked away and wished Iā€™d have found it for her. I think of her often and hope sheā€™s OK.

The cruelty behind these wage policies is astounding. Everyone deserves a living wage.

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u/Mona_Dre Aug 28 '24

it's always racism.

murica

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u/llapman Aug 28 '24

Obviously itā€™s Kevinā€™s fault. It always is.

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u/TA-pubserv Aug 28 '24

Yes, and it's over and above the owner's profits. It's insane.

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u/muffinkevin Aug 28 '24

Only in America do you blame the customers for your workers not getting paid and not the business owner.

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u/JRaoul Aug 29 '24

And that is fuckin stupid lol

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u/No-Speech886 Aug 28 '24

where is here?

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u/Cultural_Net_1791 Aug 29 '24

unfortunately the wait staff is reliant on those tips, they make less than 3 dollars an hour otherwise. tipping is a necessity when you're eating in a restaurant unfortunately. if you can't tip, you can't afford to eat out. tipping for haircuts or delivery I feel isn't a necessity, those people are making a higher wage yet still seem to think they deserve a tip, and sometimes they may but it shouldn't be expected.

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u/Colossal_Penis_Haver Aug 29 '24

No you fuck, don't ever tip

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u/Ted_Rid Aug 28 '24

I read this as close the door to prevent Americans coming to Australia and importing their tipping BS.

We have a living wage here. As soon as some people start throwing 25% onto the actual full cost of everything - including staff wages - then more businesses and staff begin to normalise and expect it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

Kenoath

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u/Grazzakk Aug 28 '24

We need to do everything to ever stop it from coming here if it ever tries!

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u/branded Aug 28 '24

Mate... Tipping for anything is fucken stupid.

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u/HairyArthur Aug 28 '24

Mandatory tipping is stupid.

Voluntary tipping is fine.

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u/Conscious-Fix1715 Aug 28 '24

Actually, yes.

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u/Doctor__Hammer Aug 28 '24

Thereā€™s no such thing as mandatory tipping. If itā€™s mandatory they have to display it as part of the price.

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u/Luwuci-SP Aug 28 '24

"Compulsory tipping" work better for you?

Tip:_________

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u/Luwuci-SP Aug 29 '24

Can you believe it? They stiffed me...

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u/Doctor__Hammer Aug 29 '24

(just the tip)

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u/Final-Zebra-6370 Aug 28 '24

I canā€™t accept tips, because itā€™s a bribe.

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u/HairyArthur Aug 28 '24

How? If you tip a waiter after they've done their job, all wrapped up and finished, how do you benefit? It's not like they're going to remember you the next time you come in. They see hundreds of faces a day.

I've no idea if you're a waiter, but that's the example.

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u/Top-Camera9387 Aug 28 '24

One leads to the other, so no.

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard Aug 28 '24

Even though its demeaning.

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u/HairyArthur Aug 28 '24

If you want to voluntarily give me money for doing my job, be my guest.

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u/NinjaBr0din Aug 28 '24

Do t worry, here in the US we are doing it right. We are getting basked to leave tips when we use self serve kiosks and pay our fucking rent. Everyone expects a tip these days here. Pretty sure within the next few years the god damn emergen services will be expecting tips.

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u/Jimbodoomface Aug 28 '24 edited Aug 28 '24

That self serve kiosk might have a family of little calculators to feed.

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u/angusshangus Aug 28 '24

Underrated comment

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard Aug 28 '24

I want you to tip my Buy Me a Coffee account for reading your post and thinking about upvoting it which depends on the tip.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

What happens if you decline?

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u/Royal-Organization16 Aug 28 '24

I went bowling a few months ago and the guy literally just rang me up and got me shoes. When I paid at the end, it had a section for tip and the lowest suggested was 18%. F that! I'm not tipping you for handing me a pair of shoes. It's so out of control here

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u/NinjaBr0din Aug 28 '24

Right? I've had it pop up on the square readers you have to use at conventions, like no I already paid you $10 for the stupid 3d printed axolotl that cost you 12Ā¢ to print, I am not tipping you an extra 20%.

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u/CollegeMiddle6841 Aug 28 '24

That is due to greed of the employers. Instead of paying employees a fair wage they pass the responsibility on to the customer, sickening.

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u/Torontogamer Aug 28 '24

Just wait a little longer for the supreme court's decision that 'gratuites' after the fact are not bribes, and then EVERYONE can start putting their hands out!

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u/RobsHondas Aug 28 '24

100%. What's the point of having prices?

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard Aug 28 '24

Because theyā€™re poor and we need to reinforce that by throwing a little money at them. /s

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '24

Idk, I used to be a loader for orders for contractors and after hauling 20+ 80lbs of cement mix into trucks for one customer it always made it feel a little better when theyā€™d slip you a 20 or something. I was paid well so itā€™s not like we ever expected tips, but just sayin. It shouldnā€™t be compulsory it should be something reserved for when someone has done above and beyond work imho

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u/PhaseNegative1252 Aug 28 '24

Excuse you , I always tip my tattoo artist. I don't need to, I want to.

That's how it should be. It shouldn't be needed by the employee, but be an optional offer from the customer

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u/da_impaler Aug 28 '24

Why would you want to tip someone who is their own boss? They set prices already to factor in their costs of doing business and the profit they seek. You say you want to but why? Because thatā€™s what everyone does?

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u/PhaseNegative1252 Aug 28 '24

Because they did a damn good job and provided excellent service during my appointment?

You might a well ask why people tip anyone.

You say you want to but why?

Because I want to. Because I think the employee who helped or served me had earned it through their work. I don't give a shit if other people tip or not. If I think someone deserves it, I'm tipping them. End of.

It's a gratuity, not an obligation. If the service was poor, you get nothing. It's not my job to pay employee wages. My tip is supposed to be a bonus on top of the regular wages.

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u/da_impaler Aug 28 '24

Dude, you literally sit there or lay back while they do their job. What excellent service is involved? Do they hold your hand while you cry? A happy ending?

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u/PhaseNegative1252 Aug 28 '24

You've clearly never had a bad or new artist. I don't think you've even set foot inside a parlor.

I had a tattoo artist do exactly the design I gave, with no input, no artistic suggestions, just slap it on, needle up, "pay me." He got a small tip, since it is still something I cannot do myself, and the service was provided professionally, if not exceptionally.

My most recent artist talked design and placement with me, listened to what I wanted, and tattooed the design in stages so I could get a look and feel for it and I ultimately took one of his suggestions and couldn't be happier for it. The dude put incredible work in and over 2 years removed it still has incredibly fine detail with no need for touch-up. He got a good tip. I will go out of my way to book with him again, and I can practicality guarantee he'll get another great tip from me.

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u/sweetehman Aug 28 '24

see this is the crux of the vocally anti-tipping people: theyā€™re generally rude assholes.

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u/DaDoggo13 Aug 28 '24

The fucking worker pays the workers wages while the big wigs sit around with their dicks in their hands raking in amounts money that can only be acquired from being an absolute scumbag, sounds like bullshit to me

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u/Juan_Punch_Man Aug 28 '24

I'm not looking forward to this part of my trip to Seppoville

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u/TheFlowerBro Aug 28 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

Interesting read, thanks.

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u/BKStephens Aug 28 '24

"The federal tipped subminimum wage has remained at $2.13 per hour since 1991."

Fuck. Me.

This timeline is cooked.

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u/TheFlowerBro Aug 28 '24

Yeah but waiters are making out of restaurants like bandits in Chitown: 4.95/hr base pay !!!!

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u/Doofchook Aug 28 '24

Somehow I'm not surprised the origin is racism

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u/BlackMagic0 Aug 28 '24

Hell, I am American, and I refuse to tip anymore on many things. I was a tip able employee for years. I know what it's like and think this shit needs to go. Now. End tipping.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

I hated having to tip in the US as an Aussie because of what it meant

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u/Doofchook Aug 28 '24

Their entire tipping culture that quite a few like to defend is born of and steeped in racism and misogyny.

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u/the_brunster Aug 28 '24

It's creeping in here - ridiculous. The bakery near my mum has a tip jar on the service counter. Yeah na.

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u/sparkyblaster Aug 28 '24

I don't hate that as much. Been around for ever, usually for loose change.

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u/Sauce4243 Aug 28 '24

Tip jars are fine they have been around for ever and no one is expected to put anything in it

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u/TheCosmicJoke318 Aug 28 '24

But itā€™s your choice to tip or notā€¦ā€¦

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u/Effective-Trick4048 Aug 28 '24

You, sir, are absolutely correct. It is completely fucking stupid that employers can pay less than a living wage and guilt customers into paying the remaining balance. Born and raised in Alaska, its different here but not that much.

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u/spanishfaster Aug 29 '24

Why would I tip at places that make me place my own order in the first place? Like at Crumblā€¦ would you like to place a tip for our bakers? But thatā€™s their effing job.

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u/-Lonely_Stoner_ Aug 29 '24

I've heard it called gratuities - sorry what mate? I have to show gratitude for you saying G'day and bringing me my fucken chicken parmi? Here's an extra 15 bucks!? Your jokin

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u/yetanothermale Aug 28 '24

Or, I donā€™t know, perhaps waiters/waitresses or severs, whatever you want to call them, should be paid a good base rate of pay? Just a thoughtā€¦

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u/Dea-The-Bitch Aug 28 '24

He's arguing for that, hospitality staff don't exactly make a fortune here but they make a lot more than US wait staff

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi Aug 28 '24

Americans aren't expected to tip for everything, or even most things.

And this is a restaurant, where yes, culturally, tipping is expected because business owners are slumlords

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u/CompetitiveAd7722 Aug 28 '24

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Aug 28 '24

Welll I saw 988. Not bad, a $700 tip haha

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u/4mystuff Aug 28 '24

Require them to tip at the border.

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u/Sottosorpa Aug 29 '24

If the minimum wage were increased you would have no reason tip out of necessity, but if service was exceptional you would tip because that's what a tip is supposed to be, an extra amount paid out of gratitude for exceptional service - modern society should evolve from 'to insure prompt service'. You can make a killing on tips, but it's not a killing if your base rate of pay is abismal...

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u/babyfacedadbod Aug 29 '24

Looks like an American 9 to me! šŸ˜‰

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u/SirArthurDime Aug 28 '24

Almost every American would agree with that except executives at large restaurant franchises. But just please know if you come here and eat out and donā€™t tip you arenā€™t hurting the restaurant owner or the politicians making these dumb laws youā€™re only hurting the server whoā€™s working hard probably just to get by. And American servers do work hard and deal with a lot of bs that is also a result of tipping culture.

Understand these people make $3 an hour without tips. I know thatā€™s not your problem but it is thereā€™s and theyā€™re human. If you donā€™t want to tip I totally get it. But then please donā€™t eat out when you visit here. Youā€™re taking a table from a server that they could have made tips off of that they rely on to pay their bills.

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u/LupercaniusAB Aug 28 '24

In some states. California servers get the same wages as everyone else, we donā€™t have that bullshit ā€œtipped wageā€.

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u/da_impaler Aug 28 '24

Your wage info is seriously out of date.

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u/SirArthurDime Aug 28 '24

Itā€™s been a while since I worked in the restaurant industry but this is what I got from the us department of labor:

ā€œA tipped employee engages in an occupation in which he or she customarily and regularly receives more than $30 per month in tips. An employer of a tipped employee is only required to pay $2.13 per hour in direct wages if that amount combined with the tips received at least equals the federal minimum wage.ā€

https://www.dol.gov/general/topic/wages/wagestips

I do know most states have implemented a higher minimum wage though.

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u/Unabashable Aug 28 '24

As an American I agree. On the stupid part. Yā€™all are still welcome to visit if you want. Iā€™d just suggest sticking to takeout because thankfully tipping somebody who just rang up your food hasnā€™t sunk in as a practice yet. Not that they arenā€™t trying to push the concept on us though as more and more e-payment screens are starting to have a tip prompt where you either have to specifically have to press ā€œno tipā€ or ā€œcustom 0ā€ before you can finish the transaction. I just make a game out of it though and make ā€œboopā€ noises with each button I press.Ā 

Having said all that thereā€™s a perfectly terrible reason for why tipping after a sit down meal is basically expected in this country and until thereā€™s a nationwide push to make employers pay their servers closer to a living wage, weā€™re kinda stuck with it as the only person that gets hurt by not tipping is the server.Ā 

Couldnā€™t agree more though that tipping should die as a practice as Iā€™d much rather pay more for my meal than having to worry about whether my generosity makes up the difference in the wait staff getting a decent paycheck.Ā 

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