r/facepalm 'MURICA Aug 28 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ i'm speechless

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u/Doofchook Aug 28 '24

Close the border to Aussies too, tipping for everything is fucken stupid.

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u/Vivid-Storm-9297 Aug 28 '24

I’ll tip my hat to that

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u/high240 Aug 28 '24

How many % ???

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u/Physical-East-162 Aug 28 '24

At least half the hat, otherwise you're selfish.

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u/Hyper_Wolf727 Aug 29 '24

At that point it’s just considered a hat trick

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u/lost_aim Aug 28 '24

It’s measured in degrees.

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u/Unabashable Aug 28 '24

Not if you express it in gradians. Which is pretty much the same thing. 

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u/GregWilson23 Aug 29 '24

What about the radians?

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u/goodb1b13 Aug 29 '24

We should keep the gradians out of our country too!

/s just in case lol

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u/Millefeuille-coil Aug 29 '24

Just build a dot they’ll rotate round it

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u/margarita13peter Aug 29 '24

Please! Anything but gradians!

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u/appoplecticskeptic Aug 28 '24

Except it’s in relation to delicious delicious pi 🤤

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u/I_Makes_tuff Aug 28 '24

At least half a degree then

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u/Msprg Aug 28 '24

That's not much tilt of you, how am I supposed to afford my rent this month with my landlord asking for literal 90 degrees??!

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u/Natee__ Aug 28 '24

what the hell I worked my ass off in uni, fuck you!!!

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u/CompetitiveAd7722 Aug 28 '24

So like a 45 degree

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u/I_Makes_tuff Aug 29 '24

I said half a degree, not half of 90 degrees.

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u/hayazi96 Aug 29 '24

Degrees of separation from rationality and stupidity institutionalised.

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u/silly-rabbitses Aug 28 '24

We measure it in yaw.

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u/username_yhz Aug 28 '24

If the service was good tip at least 2 Kevin Bacons

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u/Popular_Ad8269 Aug 28 '24

Fahrenheit or Celsius?

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u/RandomStoddard Aug 28 '24

Fahrenheit or Celsius?

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u/Rubeus17 Aug 28 '24

15-20% is expected for good service and in some hotels and. restaurants an 18% automatic gratuity is added. It’s awful. I don’t know how it got this bad. But our tipping culture is out of hand like our fun culture.

But, as an American I know it’s part of the deal. Our servers make minimum wage and live on tips. For that reason I happily pay it because that’s what I would tip ordinarily. You learn to build the tip into whatever service you’re getting when you’re estimating expense. If I get a service at a salon, for instance, I’m tipping my masssge therapist $40.

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u/high240 Aug 28 '24

America is really like "what if we just let this capitalism free-for-all run its course for like 40 years..."

And yet people still want to go live there

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u/Rubeus17 Aug 28 '24

i don’t get it

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u/cure4boneitis Aug 28 '24

what about all the other people who make minimum wage?

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u/Rubeus17 Aug 28 '24

Servers may not make minimum wage. They live mostly on tips. I don’t know how it came to this.

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u/hayazi96 Aug 29 '24

I know people, on the dole making more than working families that are being subsidised by government funding, others working on Minimum wage and many other earning just above or below the poverty line here in New Zealand, where everything is getting expensive as fuck, No tipping culture, in fact it's practically looked down upon, and youth crime hikes as well as gang violence slowly spreading due to extra violent aspect of the 501 deportee problems spreading here.

Anyway, if your saying you have people over there working for minimum wage and Live on tips, we here in New Zealand are living on fucking hopes and dreams that always seem to get more and more backwards, heck the exchange rate of NZD TO USD back in February was like 1USD=0.86-0.94c NZD on PayPal at least, and now??? Holy shit, it's like 1USD=0.50-0.58c in less than 8 months, what the fuck happened?

Not only that, with the price of shit just not going down and instead getting higher and higher, wages value dropping at least a third of what it was a year ago, robbery or selling drugs actually seems like the only viable way to live and this is in the Biggest city with the largest market for work, let alone the rest of the country.

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u/wattlewedo Aug 29 '24

As an Australian, I get a Thai massage of back, shoulders and neck for $50. There's no tip. I rely on the employer paying, at least, the award rate.

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u/Rubeus17 Aug 28 '24

not fun culture. Gun culture.

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u/Fossile Aug 28 '24

Just the tip

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u/Fancy-Programmer-53 Aug 28 '24

Just the tip Promise

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

The machine defaults to 25%. That’s the lowest tip you can give. Sorry, I don’t make the rules…

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u/NinjaBr0din Aug 28 '24

Can I do degrees?

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u/high240 Aug 28 '24

as long as it isn't fahrenheit

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel Aug 28 '24

10-20% maybe. Tippning the hat even more and it will likely fall off...

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u/Dizzy-Abalone-8948 Aug 28 '24

That looks like a 9 to me 😉

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u/Minimum-Sense5163 Consumer of Tea Leaves Aug 28 '24

1 billion percent

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u/wowaddict71 Aug 28 '24

Just the tip 😁

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u/JohnTitorsdaughter Aug 29 '24

15 - 20 degrees, anything more it looks like you’ve come with your hat in hand begging, any less is a M’lady

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u/n3cr0n_k1tt3n Aug 28 '24

Suggested 20° 22° or 25° based on service.