r/facepalm • u/flyingcatwithhorns 'MURICA • Aug 28 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ i'm speechless

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u/Doofchook Aug 28 '24

Close the border to Aussies too, tipping for everything is fucken stupid.

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u/branded Aug 28 '24

Mate... Tipping for anything is fucken stupid.

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u/NinjaBr0din Aug 28 '24

Do t worry, here in the US we are doing it right. We are getting basked to leave tips when we use self serve kiosks and pay our fucking rent. Everyone expects a tip these days here. Pretty sure within the next few years the god damn emergen services will be expecting tips.

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u/Jimbodoomface Aug 28 '24 edited Aug 28 '24

That self serve kiosk might have a family of little calculators to feed.

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u/angusshangus Aug 28 '24

Underrated comment

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard Aug 28 '24

I want you to tip my Buy Me a Coffee account for reading your post and thinking about upvoting it which depends on the tip.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

What happens if you decline?

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u/Royal-Organization16 Aug 28 '24

I went bowling a few months ago and the guy literally just rang me up and got me shoes. When I paid at the end, it had a section for tip and the lowest suggested was 18%. F that! I'm not tipping you for handing me a pair of shoes. It's so out of control here

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u/NinjaBr0din Aug 28 '24

Right? I've had it pop up on the square readers you have to use at conventions, like no I already paid you $10 for the stupid 3d printed axolotl that cost you 12¢ to print, I am not tipping you an extra 20%.

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u/CollegeMiddle6841 Aug 28 '24

That is due to greed of the employers. Instead of paying employees a fair wage they pass the responsibility on to the customer, sickening.

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u/Torontogamer Aug 28 '24

Just wait a little longer for the supreme court's decision that 'gratuites' after the fact are not bribes, and then EVERYONE can start putting their hands out!