r/facepalm • u/javelin3000 • Aug 23 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oh dear...

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u/Skatingraccoon Aug 23 '24

Because they're weird as hell.

Like why did the guy even talk about drinking anything or drinking milk in this dumb context anyway?

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u/MrRazzio Aug 23 '24

yeah, why did he bring up milk? i seriously think he believes there is a connection between semen and milk because they are both from the human body and both white. being opposed to education is a hell of a drug.

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u/Routine_Cut2753 Aug 23 '24

And would anyone drink 20 year old milk? 30 year old milk? Underage milk?

No gross 

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u/Wonderful_Pie_7220 Aug 23 '24

He would definitely drink underaged milk....

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u/tym1ng Aug 23 '24

he'd probably also drink fresh semen that's not spoiled, you know, the good stuff

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u/Wonderful_Pie_7220 Aug 23 '24

He prefers straight from the tap I guess

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u/iggy14750 Aug 23 '24

Or if it's in a cup 🤭

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u/8lackirish Aug 23 '24

You. You are so right. You are indeed wonderful.

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u/Collective-Bee Aug 23 '24

What a horrible world, where we have to choose between feeding babies decades expired milk or somehow having kids 20 years earlier.

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u/Ebella2323 Aug 23 '24

I’m lactose intolerant!

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u/More-Ear85 Aug 24 '24

Yeah worst metaphor ever. It legally should be at least 18 year old milk which is already way past the end date...

Only thing that works is month and less old.

Has the FBI checked that guys hard drive yet?

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u/Mouse2662 Aug 23 '24

Both from the human body, both white, he drinks both

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u/iLikeMangosteens Aug 23 '24

By the gallon

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u/derpderpingt Aug 23 '24

C U M G U Z Z L E R

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u/MartianTourist Aug 23 '24

Chugging the missile milk.

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u/Professional-Hat-687 Aug 24 '24

Crowder is gonna get jealous.

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u/OkNobody8896 Aug 23 '24

God, my coffee just about came out from the human body!

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u/NefariousnessFit5657 Aug 23 '24

You say that like he’d ever get a guy to cum. Dude has no talent in the bedroom for anybody

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u/Dantekamar Aug 23 '24

I don't get the change from the number 43 to the number 47, but that aside...

Dairy milk is only good for about a month after bottling. Working backwards, dude is suggesting month old babies are the go to sperm source.

F*cking weird.

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u/IdislikeSpiders Aug 23 '24

Reminds me of the Louis CK but, where he makes fun of a guy who said he wanted to be able to cum a lot, so he's gonna drink a lot of milk. 

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u/phantomreader42 Aug 23 '24

These are the same people who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

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u/_Sweet_TIL Aug 23 '24

It took me way longer than I care to admit before I went from “no, milk is from cows” to “oh, duh, breast milk.”

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u/Praescribo Aug 23 '24

So funny that he's thinking about semen and comparing it to a white substance you drink 😂

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u/rakens_with_radies Aug 23 '24

Curdled semen…curdled milk? I guess?

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u/NinjaBr0din Aug 23 '24

And why does the weirdo specify dairy milk? What other milk would he be talking about???

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u/This_Abies_6232 'MURICA Aug 23 '24

Have you not heard the expression "man milk" used to describe semen? If not, perhaps you are a bit weird....

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u/MrRazzio Aug 23 '24

i found one!

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u/notyoursocialworker Aug 23 '24

Do you think they even know that sperm is continuously being produced? It makes about as much sense as not wanting milk from a ten year old cow.

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u/Korbitr Aug 24 '24

Maybe he subscribes to Trump's belief that the body has a "life battery" with a finite amount of energy.

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u/notyoursocialworker Aug 24 '24

That sounds almost like Thaoism 😆

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u/Rayenya Aug 24 '24

Now that you mention it, who’s monitoring sperm banks?

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u/notyoursocialworker Aug 24 '24

Oh boy, you might wanna do a bit of research on that because it's a cluster f. Know of cases where the same man's sperm was used for IVF in hundreds of cases...

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u/not4humanconsumption Aug 23 '24

By his logic, 18 year old milk would be pretty rancid too. He must must be looking for that younger calf milk.

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u/Working_Early Aug 23 '24

Because he wants to guzzle cock but is super confused about it.

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u/xeroxcz Aug 23 '24

Because the dont know anything. Iam not surprised as our ex prime minister thinks that cow milk is produced in one of cows stomachs.

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u/anoliss Aug 23 '24

Cause he drinks semen regularly

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u/Turbulent_Account_81 Aug 23 '24

Most people who make comments like that have some protection in there, he probably drinks semen

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u/Chaos_Ribbon Aug 23 '24

It's a dumb fucking argument too. I wouldn't drink 25 year old milk either.