r/facepalm • u/javelin3000 • Aug 23 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oh dear...

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u/Aspirational1 Aug 23 '24

Why, why, why is the GOP so obsessed about sex?

It's not just sometimes, it's all the time.

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u/Skatingraccoon Aug 23 '24

Because they're weird as hell.

Like why did the guy even talk about drinking anything or drinking milk in this dumb context anyway?

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u/MrRazzio Aug 23 '24

yeah, why did he bring up milk? i seriously think he believes there is a connection between semen and milk because they are both from the human body and both white. being opposed to education is a hell of a drug.

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u/Routine_Cut2753 Aug 23 '24

And would anyone drink 20 year old milk? 30 year old milk? Underage milk?

No gross 

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u/Wonderful_Pie_7220 Aug 23 '24

He would definitely drink underaged milk....

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u/tym1ng Aug 23 '24

he'd probably also drink fresh semen that's not spoiled, you know, the good stuff

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u/Wonderful_Pie_7220 Aug 23 '24

He prefers straight from the tap I guess

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u/iggy14750 Aug 23 '24

Or if it's in a cup 🤭

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u/8lackirish Aug 23 '24

You. You are so right. You are indeed wonderful.

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u/Collective-Bee Aug 23 '24

What a horrible world, where we have to choose between feeding babies decades expired milk or somehow having kids 20 years earlier.

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u/Ebella2323 Aug 23 '24

I’m lactose intolerant!

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u/More-Ear85 Aug 24 '24

Yeah worst metaphor ever. It legally should be at least 18 year old milk which is already way past the end date...

Only thing that works is month and less old.

Has the FBI checked that guys hard drive yet?