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u/Eismann490 Aug 23 '24
My only question is why he thinks about Walz semenā¦
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u/shallah Aug 23 '24
They obsessed over Hunter's manhood and now walz's bodily fluids
Why are GOP so obsessed with Democrats private bits?
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u/Nursecarolynj Aug 23 '24
I hope this lives rent free in tRumpās psyche foreverššš
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u/Instroancevia Aug 23 '24
Sexual repression + adherence to a shame culture. They constantly think about sex but have no way to publicly let out these thoughts without being shunned by their peers, so they use politics as a vehicle for that. Fascism is based in male sexual insecurity.
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u/UngusChungus94 Aug 23 '24
That also explains their obsession with interracial relationships in media (racism aside). Whether theyāre watching āBBC pornā (bc you know itās not us black dudes watching that, itās dehumanizing and weird) or getting mad when white women date black (or any nonwhite) men, itās all rooted in an obsession with perceived sexual inadequacy.
Not only do they think other (often black) men are physically superior. They perceive us as morally degenerated when we do engage in what are, in reality, healthy sexual practices. But, and this is crucial, their shame at their own actual, hidden sexual depravity makes them project a twisted morality on others. Thatās why it seems every accusation they make is actually a confession.
In their minds, all of life is a zero sum struggle to outcompete other men for limited resources. But their sexual inadequacy creates a fundamental challenge to their masculinity. And rather than developing a healthy understanding of manhood, theyād simply destroy (read: ruin, cast down, kill) the competition.
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u/jcannacanna Aug 23 '24
I watch it for the British accents and foreign perspective.
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u/Spoofy_Dangle Aug 23 '24
I love this; excellent breakdown. Racializing in porn has always made me uncomfortable because I can kind of feel that energy and it's a little uncomfortable (I'm white btw). Crazy how just allowing yourself to have fun with sex and explore it in a healthy way is SO discouraged in this culture. At times by both sides.
Example: As a young teenage liberal, I felt like I was a problematic chauvinist for feeling attraction to women. It was the protestant shame mixed with my consumption of rape culture/patriarchy discourse. Took a long time for me to not feel like a POS for having a sex drive.
We live in an objectively weird society, man.
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u/Lazorus_ Aug 23 '24
Took me a second to understand why you were saying āBritish Broadcasting Company pornā xD
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u/Dujak_Yevrah Aug 23 '24
Fr. Black people aren't watching videos labeled "Black breeding savage tribal bull with a wild BBC terrorizes sweet innocent white girl." And they're all named like that. Like who's always been obsessed with shit like that since the 50s when saying hi to a white woman would have you accused of being a rapey king kong. Like so many of them have this fantasy about us coming in like an animal and taking away white women. Why do YOU, have OUR DICKS in YOUR mind more than your girl does!?!? That shit bothers me ngl it's fucking weird.
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u/Thin_Thought_7129 Aug 23 '24
They were giving out cups of JD Vanceās fresh semen
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u/Schrutes_Yeet_Farm Aug 23 '24
Throwing all the couch cushions into an apple press, that's freshed squeezed Vance juiceĀ
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u/QuietGrudge Aug 23 '24
My only question is why would he think about anything else?
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u/StationaryTravels Aug 23 '24
My only question is did this guy just admit he'd happily guzzle fresh cum?
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u/flaccomcorangy Aug 23 '24
And he's comparing dairy milk to semen.
Buddy, they're too different things, and they come from two different sexes.
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u/ImDickensHesFenster Aug 23 '24
That's my takeaway. I can honestly say I've never given a moment's thought to any Republicans jizz status.
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u/McDWarner Aug 23 '24
Aren't they carrying around little cups now that it has JD Vance's supposed semen in it?
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u/Mike_Hunty Aug 23 '24
Their party is full of sexual deviants. They think about things sexually all the time. Theyāre just ignorant to the fact that isnāt normal.
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u/Aspirational1 Aug 23 '24
Why, why, why is the GOP so obsessed about sex?
It's not just sometimes, it's all the time.
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u/Skatingraccoon Aug 23 '24
Because they're weird as hell.
Like why did the guy even talk about drinking anything or drinking milk in this dumb context anyway?
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u/MrRazzio Aug 23 '24
yeah, why did he bring up milk? i seriously think he believes there is a connection between semen and milk because they are both from the human body and both white. being opposed to education is a hell of a drug.
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u/Routine_Cut2753 Aug 23 '24
And would anyone drink 20 year old milk? 30 year old milk? Underage milk?
No grossĀ
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u/Wonderful_Pie_7220 Aug 23 '24
He would definitely drink underaged milk....
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u/tym1ng Aug 23 '24
he'd probably also drink fresh semen that's not spoiled, you know, the good stuff
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u/Mouse2662 Aug 23 '24
Both from the human body, both white, he drinks both
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u/Dantekamar Aug 23 '24
I don't get the change from the number 43 to the number 47, but that aside...
Dairy milk is only good for about a month after bottling. Working backwards, dude is suggesting month old babies are the go to sperm source.
F*cking weird.
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u/notyoursocialworker Aug 23 '24
Do you think they even know that sperm is continuously being produced? It makes about as much sense as not wanting milk from a ten year old cow.
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u/Mouse2662 Aug 23 '24
All of it, I'm sorry to be that guy, but it's so fucking weird. All of the takes on this have been fucking batshit. It's a kid proud as fuck of his dad who he clearly admires. Why is this such a difficult thing for the right to take here? Surely just ignore it rather than go after the lad?
I'm a brit and I thought our political climate was fucked, US is on some totally new level of insane reality show bullshit
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u/networkpit Aug 23 '24
Sad part is other countries are taking notes and implementing the same methods. I hate that he (felonald) has enough influence, due to social media, to really mess up the world.
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u/NastySassyStuff Aug 23 '24
These people are braindead ghouls who are dying for engagement and have absolutely nothing bad to say about Walz. Theyāre grasping desperately. They also apparently have no idea what the authentic love and sincere admiration a child can have for their parent looks like, let alone feels like, which is actually incredibly sad.
Personally, it brings a tear to my eye to see this vulnerability and sincerity from the young dude. He loves his dad. Iām confident the family is secure enough in themselves to brush off these hollow fucking freaks and their comments because they truly love one another.
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u/Timemuffin83 Aug 23 '24
They are all religious freaks who have been programmed since birth to suppress any sexual feelings or thoughts. So they just attack it from the angle of having kids and judge other peopleās choices.
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u/1oddfish Aug 23 '24
He's gonna have to take off his shoes for the Donald/Barron numbers.
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u/spiforever Aug 23 '24
Donvict was 48 when Tiffany was born.
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u/fgzhtsp Aug 23 '24
Donvict is a great name.
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u/n3Ver9h0st Aug 23 '24
So is Felonald
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u/lostinmississippi84 Aug 23 '24
Felonald Donvict sounds like a D&D name. Lol
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u/Acceptingoptimist Aug 23 '24
The local town of Hemel on the lake has a wanted poster for Felonald Donvict, but through well-timed NPC exposition monologues, and a few successful persuasion checks, you learn he's actually a warlock. After the final combat, it is revealed he was a mere stooge. He was coerced into this pact by a higher villain: Vladimir Pissant. An evil gnome who obsconded his throne through treachery and murder.
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u/lostinmississippi84 Aug 23 '24
Just that little bit right there sounds like such a fun campaign. So good. Lol
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u/Beagle313 Aug 23 '24
You gave me an idea for my next BBEG
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u/billy_goatboi Aug 23 '24
Sounds more like the waste shovelling village idiot
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u/YDoEyeNeedAName Aug 23 '24
More of a snake oil sales man that projects the image of wealth but Is actually destitute and is working on weakening the kingdom from the inside by sewing discontent, fear of outsiders, and promoting isolationism, all becuase his paltry finances are being buoyed by hostile kingdoms trying to gain power in the local region.
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u/lostinmississippi84 Aug 23 '24
Lol. Hell yeah. I was thinking the same thing.
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u/LoganBassist Aug 23 '24
I'm afraid to tell my DM, but also very excited
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u/lostinmississippi84 Aug 23 '24
Why? It's a great name for a baddie. Are they just kinda uptight about their stories or something?
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u/Justprunes-6344 Aug 23 '24
In 20 years when Mara Logo becomes a federal prison complex akin to Mordor but wetter
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u/heffel77 Aug 23 '24
I had to do a double take when I was listening to Bill Clinton. It makes sense but the fact that Don is older than Bill, the guy who was president while I was in high school in the early 90ās, and he still is trying to run really hit home how fucking old Drumpf really is!
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u/Lane-Kiffin Aug 23 '24
Also Ronald Reagan (born 1911) is older than John F. Kennedy (born 1917), as well as Nixon and Ford and Carter.
If JFK was a septuagenarian (like the last two presidents), he would have been president in the 1990s.
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u/vcwalden Aug 23 '24
The Donvict was 59 when Barron was born. That milk was way beyond it's "Best Used by Date" and needed to be thrown away in the dumpster long before it was used!
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u/threefeetofun Aug 23 '24
He deleted the tweet soon after.
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u/bmoriarty87 Aug 23 '24
He deleted his whole ass account
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u/Gastredner Aug 23 '24
And nothing of value was lost.
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u/Dry-Neck9762 Aug 23 '24
Yuh huh, I lost 20 seconds of my life I will never get back (reading that shit), but reading all the responses was totally worth it! :-)
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u/whattodo4klondikebar Aug 23 '24
I came here with the hope that the reddit community would help my anger with seeing that twitt. Once again I can always count on you guys and gals and whatever else you'd like to call yourselves.
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u/juicysand420 Aug 23 '24
Not to mention...even if a dude had a kid at 18, I WOULD NOT BE HAVING 18 YEAR of old milk!
How tf they comparing stuff like thatš such a lack of bare-bones understanding of things around them
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u/fuzzhead12 Aug 23 '24
Itās because they subconsciously think about guzzling cum 24/7
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u/juicysand420 Aug 23 '24
Hey but what would Jesus say?!! I made some arbitrary rules, which I made myself follow so ALL OF YOU BETTER FUCKING FOLLOW THEM TOO CUZ I GET INTERNAL JEALOUSY SEEING YOU NOT HAVING TO FOLLOW MY MADE UP RULES!!!
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u/eapaul80 Aug 23 '24
That was my take from this, like why is he comparing semen to milk to begin with?
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u/ToxicCooper Aug 23 '24
I just realised that the orange numbnut is 18 years older and that his son is that age....mildly concerning when you have a kid at 60 ngl
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u/BillyNtheBoingers Aug 23 '24
Mick Jagger and Ronnie Woods have toddlers and theyāre both 80+
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u/ToxicCooper Aug 23 '24
Lord almighty...I didn't even know that was possible
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u/BillyNtheBoingers Aug 23 '24
I was a bit off; Ronnieās youngest are twin girls who were born when he was 69 (theyāre 8 now). Mickās youngest is also 8 and Mick was 73 when he was born.
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u/T4nk_343 Aug 23 '24
I genuinely chortled in my morning coffee ready this, thank you. Iām also stealing it.
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u/Steelrules78 Aug 23 '24
Using his logic, it does explain why Barron looks and acts like an inbred
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u/ExcitementWorldly769 Aug 23 '24
Why there are rumors of him beating up his nannies and killing small animals too.
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u/TurtleToast2 Aug 23 '24
Because a nanny for another kid baron went to school with posted on sm about it.
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u/ollien25 Aug 23 '24
Massive Joffrey Baratheon vibes
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u/neilmac1210 Aug 23 '24
Damn, I was hoping for more of a Luke Skywalker storyline for him.
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u/booksandotherstuff Aug 23 '24
Trump is 78, Baron is 18.
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u/VoteForWaluigi Aug 23 '24
Itās crazy to me that Trump is pretty much silent generation and his son is younger than me(by a couple weeks, but still younger), and this is something that just gets glossed over.
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u/BigRiverMan Aug 23 '24
If only heād actually be silentā¦
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u/wildthing202 Aug 23 '24
He's the reason why they're called the silent generation because he doesn't shut up and no one else can get a word in otherwise.
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u/Ok_Spell_4165 Aug 23 '24
I understand the reasoning behind the name the silent generation but I still cannot wrap my head around them being the silent generation because there is absolutely nothing silent about them.
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u/imforsurenotadog Aug 23 '24
Well, a lot of them are dead.
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u/blessthebabes Aug 23 '24
Yeah, I was about to say that. Then, I thought about my rural family dynamics. My silent generation grandparents couldn't hold a candle to my loud, talkative, judgemental boomer parents. At least when they judged, they were "silent" about it. Our parents were like "nah, we'll judge them to their faces" haha. (I kid, but both of my parents have changed drastically the past two decades and are more empathic and kind overall. Everything is changing, and my theory is the boomers that resist that or "can't keep up" are the ones we eventually see videos of going off the rails).
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u/drrmimi Aug 23 '24
The Boomers are the loud ones. They're 1946-64. DJT is literally in that cusp of 2 generations. He's definitely more Boomer!!
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u/Razor-eddie Aug 23 '24
Speaking as a Boomer? Piss off, we don't want the prick.
Some of us are still left-wing af.
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u/Whywouldanyonedothat Aug 23 '24
What's the reasoning?
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u/Ok_Spell_4165 Aug 23 '24
Quoting Wikipedia
Unlike the previous generation who had fought for "changing the system,"Ā the Silent Generation was about "working within the system."Ā They did this by keeping their heads down and working hard, thus earning themselves the "silent" label. Their attitudes leaned toward not being risk-takers and playing it safe.
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u/Chickenbeards Aug 23 '24
Having most of your adolescent and young adult life consist of the Depression and WW2 will do that to you. I think by the end of the war they were just happy to be alive and doing well for themselves.
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u/tsukahara10 Aug 23 '24
Iām old enough to be Barronās dad. My dad is 40 years older than me. My dad is also a year younger than Trump. Let that simmer for a minute.
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u/PreOpTransCentaur Aug 23 '24
I'm old enough to be his mom and my mom is younger than either of the main presidential candidates.
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u/ComicsEtAl Aug 23 '24
Heās first year baby boom. But he couldāve been late-silent generation since his father did not serve in the military. In fact, no Trumps have served this country in the military. Or anywhere else ftm.
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u/blueasian0682 Aug 23 '24
Republicans really like stepping into mines they set themselves.
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u/Bramble0804 Aug 23 '24
Honestly she is a very committed gold digger
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u/Phusentasten Aug 23 '24
That struck fools gold
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u/SimonPho3nix Aug 23 '24
But the fool does have gold, though. She enjoys that life enough.
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u/Alottathots Aug 23 '24
Once you drag a swampy orange hamburdler sac across your face there is no going back. Cant undo that shit
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u/AdFlat1014 Aug 23 '24
I believe Melania got pregnant with a vial and not with trump shroom
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u/Block444Universe Aug 23 '24
Seriously I am confused why she doesnāt get into trouble with him for making these faces publicly
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u/lostinmississippi84 Aug 23 '24
We don't know that she doesn't. We go months without seeing her even when he was pres. There's no telling what goes on it that home, but I'd be willing to bet everything I own that very, very little of it is good, just, caring, or understanding.
Edit. Spelling
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u/Incredulous_Prime Aug 23 '24
I could see them having separate bedrooms, Melania in the master bedroom and Conald in a guest bedroom.
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u/TheScienceNerd100 Aug 23 '24
Trump is about as old as my grandparents, and Baron (his son) is younger than me, and my parents were 35 when they had me.
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u/LingonberryPrior6896 Aug 23 '24
Trump is 78. Baron is 18...
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u/TILTNSTACK Aug 23 '24
Please donāt let facts interrupt our hate filled attacks and unhealthy obsession with male body parts.
~ MAGA
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u/MayDay521 Aug 23 '24
You can't fool me! This isn't a authentic MAGA response! It's WAY too eloquent. It also doesn't include a single slur or insult.
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u/maxoutoften Aug 23 '24
I think plenty of people pointed that out to this guy because he deleted his entire account
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u/Tomoyogawa521 Aug 23 '24
Bro got ratio'd by the entire Internet it's honestly embarassing šš
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u/SnooCookies2614 Aug 23 '24
The majority of other parents in my kids kindergarten class are in their 40s. That's not even weird. It's especially not weird when you factor in a long battle with infertility, which walz has been very open about. That's relatable AF. Everyone knows someone who struggled with family planning in some aspects.
What is weird is complaining about it when Trump was the age walz is now when his son was born.
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u/Significant_Ad7326 Aug 23 '24
The God-Emperorās holy semen is an eternal source of life and power.
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u/Soggy_Tradition_6235 Aug 23 '24
Wait, so this person thinks that cowās milk is or contains semen?
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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 Aug 23 '24
Heās just looking for an excuse to drink semen.
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u/TotalLackOfConcern Aug 23 '24
Fortunately people are walking around the rally with bottle of JD Vance sperm. He can get it still warm.
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u/Captain_Snatchington Aug 23 '24
Does jd have to fuck a couch first to fill the cups?
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u/smcl2k Aug 23 '24
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u/HillbillyLibertine Aug 23 '24
(Seinfeld voice:) What is the deal with Republicans and cocks?! Always worried about other peopleās cocks! Whatās this guy doing with his cock? Does this woman have a cock? Cock cock cock cock!!!
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u/Heiniliciousboy Aug 23 '24
Dude, what is it with the obsession of Semen, Rape, Sex, abortion, etc. of the republicans? Itās weird, isnāt it?
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u/BenTheCancerWorm Aug 23 '24
What I'm getting from this is that Sean likes his semen younger than 47? Or am I missing something here?
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u/EishLekker Aug 23 '24
He likes seamen from someone less than say two months old.
I mean, who drinks milk thatās two months old?
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u/Yes-Please-Again Aug 23 '24
This guy's telling us he thinks it's ok to have sex with like 2 week old people max. 1 week is pushing it. 1 week old milk I'm looking at with suspicion.
Someone check this guy's hard drive.
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u/abeck444 Aug 23 '24
That's what I was thinking. His analogy doesn't even make sense. Definitely check his hard drive. Not just a weird thought, a disturbing thought.
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u/VladiBot Aug 23 '24
They're not beating the "weird" allegations
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u/BillyNtheBoingers Aug 23 '24
Theyāre actually making everything worse for themselves with every word
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u/kl0wn420 Aug 23 '24
Dipshit got burned by people pointing out Trump was 60 when they had Barron. He deleted his account.
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u/Boredtopher Aug 23 '24
Fuckin weirdo
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u/nothing_but_thyme Aug 23 '24
Why are GOP members always thinking about and talking about semen? So fucking weird.
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u/hotasianwfelover Aug 23 '24
Good to know this guy drinks semen.
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u/FoogYllis Aug 23 '24
I guess weāll have to take his word for it on what itās like to drink spoiled semen.
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u/axeman020 Aug 23 '24
No. I do not drink 47 yr old milk.
Crucially, I also don't drink semen, or use milk to impregnate someone...
Each to their own, though. I guess...
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u/tiptoe_only Aug 23 '24
Yeah, my thought was: "no, I don't. Do you drink six-week-old dairy milk? Where exactly are we trying to go with this?"
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u/PerfectlyFramedWaifu Aug 23 '24
I don't drink 20 year old milk either. I drink nothing short of alcohol if its age is measured in years.
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u/Ye110wJacket Aug 23 '24
does heā¦.. does he actually think that you have one pool of sperm that just sit in ur ballsack ur entire life?? spoiled semen is the conclusion he drew from tim walz being 43 when he had his kid? thatās so weird. like genuinely who thinks about thatšš
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u/forevermanicpixie Aug 23 '24
THANK YOUUUU, it just shows how little people like this know about biology. like dude doesnāt know men arenāt born with all their sperm like women are with their eggs lmfaoo
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u/ajockmacabre Aug 23 '24
Just marvelling at the fact some of them can do basic arithmetic tbh.
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u/Banaanisade Aug 23 '24
Sean Collins implying really weird things;
- that he drinks semen
- that he'd drink 20 years old dairy milk
- that he wouldn't drink semen from a 43 years old man
- that he would drink semen from a man who's half or less his age
- that semen is for drinking and that's how babies are made.
Bonus: that semen spoils in the nutsack, instead of being constantly made and replaced. This implies that a man is born with his balls full or only generates semen once, and then it sits there, spoiling, until somebody drinks it.
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u/Mundane_Tomatoes Aug 23 '24
I remember being like 12 or 13 and thinking surely I must be running out jizz by now, I hope itās not a finite supply!
This motherfucker is a grown man with the same thoughts.
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u/Comfortable_Mix_8891 Aug 23 '24 edited Aug 23 '24
Comparing getting pregnant with your longtime husband's baby to drinking old milk...i dont know, man, sounds kind of weird
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u/longtimenothere Aug 23 '24
These people are just fucking weird sharing their weird thoughts.
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u/IanTheMagus Aug 23 '24
The least self-aware people. Trump's age gap with Baron dwarfs this.
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u/L4DY_M3R3K Aug 23 '24
I saw someone say "oh calling them weird is getting played out", like they don't get actively weirder every day
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u/SofaKing2022 Aug 23 '24
Taking the piss is one thing, but theyāre giving it away!
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u/waistingtoomuchtime Aug 23 '24
Wow, that is just wrong on so many levels. To even think it, is bad, to print itā¦gross.
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u/Royals-2015 Aug 23 '24
At least they arenāt only blaming women for a change. (Shrug).
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Do these guys have families that see their posts? Deeply embarrassed on their behalf if so š¬
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u/Fight_those_bastards Aug 23 '24
Right wingers are cum-obsessed weirdos.
Prove me wrong. Difficulty: impossible.
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