r/facepalm Aug 23 '24

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Oh dear...

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u/Aspirational1 Aug 23 '24

Why, why, why is the GOP so obsessed about sex?

It's not just sometimes, it's all the time.

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u/Skatingraccoon Aug 23 '24

Because they're weird as hell.

Like why did the guy even talk about drinking anything or drinking milk in this dumb context anyway?

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u/MrRazzio Aug 23 '24

yeah, why did he bring up milk? i seriously think he believes there is a connection between semen and milk because they are both from the human body and both white. being opposed to education is a hell of a drug.

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u/Mouse2662 Aug 23 '24

Both from the human body, both white, he drinks both

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u/iLikeMangosteens Aug 23 '24

By the gallon

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u/derpderpingt Aug 23 '24

C U M G U Z Z L E R

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u/MartianTourist Aug 23 '24

Chugging the missile milk.

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u/Professional-Hat-687 Aug 24 '24

Crowder is gonna get jealous.

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u/OkNobody8896 Aug 23 '24

God, my coffee just about came out from the human body!

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u/NefariousnessFit5657 Aug 23 '24

You say that like heโ€™d ever get a guy to cum. Dude has no talent in the bedroom for anybody