r/facepalm • u/javelin3000 • Aug 23 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oh dear...

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u/Aspirational1 Aug 23 '24

Why, why, why is the GOP so obsessed about sex?

It's not just sometimes, it's all the time.

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u/Skatingraccoon Aug 23 '24

Because they're weird as hell.

Like why did the guy even talk about drinking anything or drinking milk in this dumb context anyway?

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u/notyoursocialworker Aug 23 '24

Do you think they even know that sperm is continuously being produced? It makes about as much sense as not wanting milk from a ten year old cow.

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u/Korbitr Aug 24 '24

Maybe he subscribes to Trump's belief that the body has a "life battery" with a finite amount of energy.

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u/notyoursocialworker Aug 24 '24

That sounds almost like Thaoism 😆

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u/Rayenya Aug 24 '24

Now that you mention it, who’s monitoring sperm banks?

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u/notyoursocialworker Aug 24 '24

Oh boy, you might wanna do a bit of research on that because it's a cluster f. Know of cases where the same man's sperm was used for IVF in hundreds of cases...