r/worldnewsvideo • u/PlenitudeOpulence Plenty š©ŗš§¬š • Feb 17 '21
Humor š Hand Sanitizer Argument
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Feb 17 '21 edited Jul 12 '21
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Feb 17 '21
God I wish I still had awards left. This is it right here baby
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u/strayakant Feb 18 '21
Hahahaha I love these two dudes so much and I donāt even know them! How do you just head out to grab some gas and come across people like these madlads in this day and age.
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u/Miss_Death Feb 18 '21
My entire department at work is like this and I swear, they are the only reason I haven't quit yet lol
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u/litken_chitle Feb 18 '21
Pthuuuurp I dont know to type "thermodynamic" evacuation sounds. I tried though!
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Feb 18 '21
Itās complicated, you do fluid dynamics using thermodynamics. Fluid dynamics begins by writing mass and energy balances.
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u/AClassyTurtle Feb 18 '21
This guy knows his fluids. (Or girl/her...)
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u/Darktidemage Feb 18 '21
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rules%2029%20%26%2030
now that the whole "proper pronouns" thing blew up people just don't realize the fundamental basic rules of the internet are STILL IN PLAY and even if this person is a fucking woman it's still perfectly fine to assume they are a fat sweaty dude trying to catfish you
it's a controversial stance, but I'm keepin it real.
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u/3ULL Feb 18 '21
Clearly thermodynamics it could also be fluid dynamics, I honestly do not know because Bird Law does not require fluid dynamics as a prerequisite.
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u/theXsquid Feb 17 '21
They look so happy, good to know covid hasn't ruined everything.
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u/xwhocares3x Feb 18 '21
I was at the bank and sat down with the lady in accounts who had the clear partition between us and I went to use the sanitizer when the pump did something kinky and just jizzed all across the partition. We continued the conversation while watch sanitizer jizz slowly slide down the plexi-glass.
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u/emh1389 Feb 18 '21 edited Feb 18 '21
Had something like that happen last year- late spring, early summer. I was at Costco for the elusive toilet paper and disinfectant wipes. It was in the 90s that week. It was a bit uncomfortable for a girl who likes low 70s. Itās 90 degrees and thereās a line behind me. I was keenly aware the cart I had was from the parking lot and it needed some disinfectant. It gave me smidge of anxiety. I just carded my way inside and reached for the complimentary hand sanitizer. Now this hand sanitizer was a relief; it was a 1 gallon bottle with a large white nozzle pump- half full. It was a bit of a monster, not something you can use with one hand and get an adequate amount of the sanitizer for the job I had in mind. I gotta use both hands for this beast. One to firmly push down the pump and the other to catch that bacteria slaying juice. The pump went down smoothly. What I didnāt count on was all the sludge around the mouth had built up enough to change the trajectory of the viscous liquid. Instead of a puddle in my hand, I suddenly had a splatter of goop on my chest. It shocked myself and the Costco greeter I just showed my membership to that I bursted out laughing. I laughed hard enough in a mask, in 90 degree heat that I suddenly got lightheaded, like fading to black lightheaded, and collapsed to the ground at the entrance of Costco with a whole bunch of people waiting to get inside. The greeter rushed around to get to me and another employee came to my aid while calling management and I was back up and completely embarrassed. They gave me a bottle of water and management asked if I need an ambulance but I had felt fine. A bit spooked about it but okay. I monitored myself all day for anything else out of the ordinary. But nothing happened since.
All this because a bottle of hand sanitizer jizzed on me. And they didnāt have the toilet paper or the disinfectant wipes. All that drama for nothing. š©
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u/eskimobruv Feb 18 '21
Maybe invest in a box of gloves
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u/emh1389 Feb 18 '21
I did do the gloves for a while, but the waste was getting at me. I just carry a lot of sanitizer with me now.
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u/Revolvyerom Feb 18 '21
Nobody uses gloves properly anyways. They put the gloves on while shopping, contaminate the gloves with something in the store, and then touch their wallet, clothing and phone with their gloves. It really doesn't matter that they throw away the gloves when they leave...because they've already contaminated items they are now going to touch with their bare hands.
I can count on one hand the number of customers doing it right that I've seen in a grocery store, and I work in one full-time. One hand with a glove. Gloved hand ONLY touches things that aren't from home. Bare hand ONLY touches things from home.
It isn't easy, but it'll keep you from bringing whatever you handle in the store home.
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Feb 18 '21 edited Jul 29 '21
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u/TheFizzardofWas Feb 18 '21
Whatās the story here? Is this just a random vid or are these guys internet celebs or what?
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u/vitringur Feb 18 '21
Not like they are 2 metres apart and wearing masks. There is nothing in the video indicating that there is a covid pandemic ongoing.
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u/fe80_1 Feb 17 '21
After an absolutely shitty week this made me laugh so hard. š
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u/Force_of_chill Feb 18 '21
Bro its only Wednesday... but this has also been an ABYSMAL week.
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Feb 18 '21
I wanna send you both virtual hugs, because yeah... Shit had been a little itty bitty tiny complicated lately
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Feb 17 '21
I love this pair of friends, very cute!
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u/camdoodlebop Feb 17 '21
i feel like they might be more than friends
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u/RamblingStoner Feb 18 '21
Any sufficiently advanced friendship between two males is indistinguishable from homosexuality.
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u/frufrufuckedyourgirl Feb 18 '21
Facts bro whose gonna rub my boys out when their girlfriends are mad at em
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u/Beeht Feb 18 '21
Is... is that what your friend told you?
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u/tyaak Feb 18 '21
hey if a bro needs a bj a bro needs a bj
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u/GeneralVM Feb 18 '21
Just bro doing bro things. As long as your socks are on it isn't gay
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u/Crystal_Pesci Feb 18 '21
If my friend ejaculated hand sanitizer during a pandemic I'd toss some salad just for safety
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u/diegggs94 North America š Feb 17 '21
Is this the wicked witch of the east bro?
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u/rebeccamb Feb 18 '21
SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE
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u/Thorwaswrong Feb 17 '21
I kept waiting for the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song.
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u/angelv11 Feb 18 '21
So no one gonna talk about the 4K video? Iāve never a video that smooth. On Reddit, I mean. Theyāre always low-quality and buggy, but this one is so smooth itās kinda weird seeing this
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u/PlenitudeOpulence Plenty š©ŗš§¬š Feb 18 '21
Our subreddit has HD video unlocked due to our "Pioneer" users. That might be why you are noticing better video quality.
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u/gkghn Feb 17 '21
I mean I love that video. But this isn't actually world news
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u/Wheres_that_to Feb 17 '21
Technical it is, the location it occured is the world , and it's new information.
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u/GretaVanFleek Feb 18 '21
Breaking News
This one dude made hand sanitizer cummies in his buddy's hand.
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u/BonBon666 Contributorā”ļø Feb 17 '21
This is the world news we want.
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u/PlenitudeOpulence Plenty š©ŗš§¬š Feb 17 '21
Which is exactly why we post these things here. Gotta have positive/funny posts with the informative posts!
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u/universl Feb 17 '21
I felt very informed watching this, I donāt know what youāre talking about
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u/-ImYourHuckleberry- Feb 17 '21
Holy shit! This canāt be real like this has to be some type of pilot for a new show on Comedy Central or something... holy Jesus. Iām dying!
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u/BreakerOf_Chains Feb 18 '21
Do both vehicles know each other, or is this two groups of strangers?
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u/Kaity-lynnn Feb 18 '21
They're friends. Imagine telling a stranger someone came into your hand in a car
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u/BreakerOf_Chains Feb 18 '21
Darn, that is why I thought it was funny. Oh well, next time!
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u/MasterHepburns Feb 18 '21
Same. It would have been amazing if they were both complete strangeres. But itās funny nonetheless
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u/FabulousStomach Feb 18 '21 edited Feb 18 '21
I'm sorry but where would the problem be with that? Classic redditors who are afraid of calling domino's to order pizza I swear.
FYI normal, non socially inept people can indeed have conversations like that with strangers in a friendly and relaxed setting like we're seeing in the video. Especially because a normal person knows that once they go on their way, that's it, they'll likely never see the strangers they were interacting with again in their whole life.
But this is reddit where people consider anything slightly out of the norm "cringe" and they'd never ever do anything even remotely "cringe" in public so why am I even wasting my time.
Boring people
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Feb 18 '21
What sport/team is that guys hat? Driving me nuts that I canāt figure it out. Help me Reddit youāre my only hope
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u/beepboopnoise Feb 18 '21
Okay, so is no one going to comment on the end? Is the car with the cum hand blocking them in somehow??
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u/Geigo Feb 18 '21
Karen kicks in at the end to ruin it.
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u/LamarjbYT Feb 18 '21
I don't think they're a Karen because they want to leave
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u/AceOn14Par3 Feb 18 '21
Youāre right, not because they want to leave but because the way they expressed. Iād even go further than just āKarenā and call her a cunt.
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u/ragequitCaleb Feb 18 '21
They probably shouldn't be driving if they are that drunk
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u/andthesoftskeleton Feb 18 '21
I want this and the "you're gonna tell me I'm wrong!?!?" wicked witch guy playing headbands to have a debate
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u/curioboxfullofdicks Feb 18 '21
Best video I've seen in a long time. I need friends like this. All the people I know are fucking assholes.
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u/Lissydarksoul Feb 18 '21
There isnāt much that makes me smile, or even laugh, but I actually loved this , so funny. The simplest things in everyday life that cause the best laughs make the greatest memories.
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