r/worldnewsvideo Plenty πŸ©ΊπŸ§¬πŸ’œ Feb 17 '21

Humor πŸ˜„ Hand Sanitizer Argument

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u/theXsquid Feb 17 '21

They look so happy, good to know covid hasn't ruined everything.

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u/xwhocares3x Feb 18 '21

I was at the bank and sat down with the lady in accounts who had the clear partition between us and I went to use the sanitizer when the pump did something kinky and just jizzed all across the partition. We continued the conversation while watch sanitizer jizz slowly slide down the plexi-glass.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

Did you give her the eye contact?

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u/FirstDayJedi Feb 18 '21

SHE was giving ME the EYES