r/worldnewsvideo • u/PlenitudeOpulence Plenty 🩺🧬💜 • Feb 17 '21

Humor 😄 Hand Sanitizer Argument

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

I love this pair of friends, very cute!

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u/camdoodlebop Feb 17 '21

i feel like they might be more than friends

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u/RamblingStoner Feb 18 '21

Any sufficiently advanced friendship between two males is indistinguishable from homosexuality.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

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u/WheelchairEpidemic May 24 '22

Wow didn’t even realize. This was cross posted elsewhere today

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u/frufrufuckedyourgirl Feb 18 '21

Facts bro whose gonna rub my boys out when their girlfriends are mad at em

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u/Beeht Feb 18 '21

Is... is that what your friend told you?

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u/tyaak Feb 18 '21

hey if a bro needs a bj a bro needs a bj

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u/GeneralVM Feb 18 '21

Just bro doing bro things. As long as your socks are on it isn't gay

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u/DonDove Feb 19 '21

Bradley Cooper would love to object

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u/RamblingStoner Feb 18 '21

Who? Do you mean my best friend of 20 years who I’ve known since freshman year of college and have driven from one side of the country to the other with, whose wedding I stood in as his Best Man, who I have had physical altercations with, who I have wept with and laughed with and who I consider to be the most important relationship in my life other than my wife and who I love dearly until my dying breath and have expressed that sentiment to him?

Because yea, I got one of those friendships and I pity you If you lack the same and feel the need to mock others for it.

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u/Beeht Feb 18 '21

This reads like a fanfiction. Kinda hot.

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u/Crystal_Pesci Feb 18 '21

If my friend ejaculated hand sanitizer during a pandemic I'd toss some salad just for safety

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u/MrPickles84 Feb 18 '21

Don’t forget the grape jelly.

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u/EmoMixtape Feb 18 '21

Not in front of my salad!

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u/GretaVanFleek Feb 18 '21

...Best friends?

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u/SassyStrawberry18 Feb 18 '21

Oh my god they were roommates.

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u/SunChipsDoritos42 Jan 25 '23

I thought so as well cause that one guy opened up with something In the ass.

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u/emptyshelI Feb 18 '21

I’d watch them fuck