r/worldnewsvideo • u/PlenitudeOpulence Plenty 🩺🧬💜 • Feb 17 '21

Humor 😄 Hand Sanitizer Argument

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u/camdoodlebop Feb 17 '21

i feel like they might be more than friends

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u/RamblingStoner Feb 18 '21

Any sufficiently advanced friendship between two males is indistinguishable from homosexuality.

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u/Beeht Feb 18 '21

Is... is that what your friend told you?

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u/RamblingStoner Feb 18 '21

Who? Do you mean my best friend of 20 years who I’ve known since freshman year of college and have driven from one side of the country to the other with, whose wedding I stood in as his Best Man, who I have had physical altercations with, who I have wept with and laughed with and who I consider to be the most important relationship in my life other than my wife and who I love dearly until my dying breath and have expressed that sentiment to him?

Because yea, I got one of those friendships and I pity you If you lack the same and feel the need to mock others for it.

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u/Beeht Feb 18 '21

This reads like a fanfiction. Kinda hot.