r/wallstreetbets 26d ago

News RIP sleep

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u/yes_ur_wrong 26d ago

Unless it's options, I don't care.

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u/L2F_mens_thickcheeks 26d ago

U can be that broke

A big way to make money is just to buy 10k Apple shares and wait for it to go up 1$

Then use that 10k cash to buy escorts and new balance shoes and KFC

That’s true gambling mayne

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u/noClip2 26d ago

So u need over 2 mil to buy 10k aapl shares

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u/option-trader 26d ago

Right! Skip AAPL shares and go straight to the hookers and shoes while munching on KFC.