r/wallstreetbets • u/orhan_drsn • 25d ago

News RIP sleep

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u/yes_ur_wrong 25d ago

Unless it's options, I don't care.

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u/L2F_mens_thickcheeks 25d ago

U can be that broke

A big way to make money is just to buy 10k Apple shares and wait for it to go up 1$

Then use that 10k cash to buy escorts and new balance shoes and KFC

That’s true gambling mayne

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u/noClip2 25d ago

So u need over 2 mil to buy 10k aapl shares

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u/No_Change9101 25d ago

2 mil to make 10k. Easy

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u/option-trader 25d ago

Right! Skip AAPL shares and go straight to the hookers and shoes while munching on KFC.

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u/L2F_mens_thickcheeks 25d ago

Yeah

He used his retirement fund

He is 66 and that’s been his strategy for years

Literally whole sale buying the safest stock and can make cash with small increments due to the volume owned

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u/Gustav__Mahler 25d ago

Investing a pile of money and living off the returns? I mean that's just retirement planning with added risk.