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u/karsparskambala 25d ago

I see so many alcohol motivated transactions.

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u/alex091378 25d ago

Calls on divorce lawyer firms I guess

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u/Jifeeb 25d ago

10/10

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u/TrickSingle2086 25d ago

Which etf is that?

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u/alex091378 25d ago

$PRHUB

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u/luckman212 25d ago

/HALF

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u/BedContent9320 25d ago

HALF+ 

Lets be honest here, they don't just take half.

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u/Sizzlinbettas 25d ago

can confirm

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u/lobsangr 25d ago

HALVED

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u/ShasterPhone 25d ago

EDDIE

EDDIE

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u/G40Momo 25d ago

Gotta keep Economy moving 🤨

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u/Due-Ad1668 25d ago

how am i supposed to time the “sell at opening bell “ strategy now!? 😭

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u/alex091378 25d ago

Per your suggestion, calls on moving companies.

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u/EggComprehensive3744 25d ago

Longs on Better Call Saul

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u/Ihavenoidea84 25d ago

Puts on tempurpedic

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u/sophia_az 25d ago

Can't call the divorce lawyer if you always trade on their closing hours

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u/so_chad 25d ago

Pls tell me the index

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u/Far_Preference_2065 25d ago

how do you invest on a lot more people losing even more money that they are now?

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u/Interesting_Cow5152 25d ago

BloodFromTurnip

Attorney at law.

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u/josephbenjamin Ask me about occupying my nuts! 25d ago

Great foresight! You can have my foreskin.

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u/Competitive_Mix3627 25d ago

This is my issue anyway market opens about 9pm in Thailand and I only cash out when I have to pay the strippers.

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u/5-Second-Ruul 25d ago

So 9:02?

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u/uncapped_upsidez 25d ago

100 baht?

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u/Adaminium 25d ago

An extra 30,000 if you can prove you’re genetic females.

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u/uncapped_upsidez 25d ago

That equates to about $1k lol. For that much who cares what it is🤓

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u/MajorHubbub 25d ago

A mouth is a mouth, right?

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u/snek-jazz 25d ago

This is my issue anyway market opens about 9pm in Thailand

This has never been an issue for me

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u/DieCastDontDie 25d ago

Coke has entered chat

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u/Shabushamu 25d ago

Coke never left the chat my friend

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u/Palladium- 25d ago

Coke entered the chat in the late 70s

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u/SignificantGlove9869 25d ago

actually in the roaring 20s.

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u/bluegill1313 25d ago

1870s wasn't it?

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u/56000hp 25d ago

Calls on Coke

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u/Murky_Presentation54 25d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you’re a fking monster

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u/One13Truck 25d ago

I’m 100X long on New Coke.

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u/New_Ad7422 25d ago

We need to make merch

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u/LaserGuy626 25d ago

One of my worst crypto trades on a shitcoin exchange in 2017 was this right here at 3am.

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u/Chemical-Ad7118 25d ago

Crypto has been 24 hours tho

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u/LaserGuy626 25d ago

That's my point... the mistake happened because I was fucked up at 3am

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

What can go wrong?

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u/qualmton 25d ago

The algorithms need time to rest too

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u/DieCastDontDie 25d ago

Absolutely nothing

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u/fartalldaylong 25d ago

Say it again!

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u/echoblue19 25d ago

War!

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u/DieCastDontDie 25d ago

What is it good for

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u/TripleDslut 25d ago

Meth has entered the coke

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u/weaponized_teletubby I love WSB!🎄 25d ago

Imagine being piss drunk trading options at 3am, passing out, and then waking up a millionaire.

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u/94FnordRanger 25d ago

Imagine being a millionaire piss drunk trading options at 3am, passing out, and then waking up a hundredaire.

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u/sembias 25d ago

Straight to the top floor window and out.

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u/CapeTownMassive 25d ago

Most options traders don’t have to imagine that.

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u/hv876 25d ago

Cheap shot at ElonILov3you

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u/Far-Orange-3047 25d ago

That’s the spirit.

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u/Few_Bags 25d ago

That’s what you’ll dream that night while passed out, only to wake up again for real this time to your fucked up port

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u/BusGuilty6447 25d ago

Options trading outside of standard market open and close would be terrible. You could get hosed while you sleep. At least with the current setup, you can go to bed knowing how fucked you are.

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u/weaponized_teletubby I love WSB!🎄 25d ago

🤣🤣 true

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u/Ivettp831 25d ago

Or waking up to $0

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u/Random_Guy_47 25d ago

Imagine being piss drunk trading options at 3am, passing out, and then waking up and realising you were a millionaire an hour ago but now you're broke.

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u/New_Ad7422 25d ago

Yolo but win

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u/Frites_Sauce_Fromage 25d ago edited 25d ago

Or the beginning of crisis not being resolved right away anymore because of the people usually fixing it sleeping

Edit : algorithms are gonna fuck us badly

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u/meshreplacer 25d ago

Markets will have a night shift of market makers etc… 24 hour eurodollars open outcry pits etc.

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u/SignificantGlove9869 25d ago

they already do the past 10y. Never heard of high frequency trading?

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u/Various-Ducks 25d ago

So same as always

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u/Narrow-Height9477 25d ago

They aren’t already all alcohol fueled? They’re not supposed to be. Have I been doing this wrong?

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u/Link2144 25d ago

Introducing the new and improved stock market exchange! Now with an even better way to lose Grandpa's inheritance!

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u/SergeAlberta 25d ago

PTSD from trading should be covered by insurance companies

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u/indycpa7 25d ago

Matt Levine on the MoneyStuff podcast has an interesting theory that the market would function just as well if it only opened 30 minutes a day. I love the idea of 30 minutes all the money on the line sheer mayhem!

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u/hughk 25d ago

There was one commodity futures market at the CME which opened for about 15 minutes every two weeks. It worked and helped concentrate liquidity.

A more modern method is to hold everything in pre-trade and then allow orders to be managed in the open book but with bid/offer matching disabled. Matching can then be enabled for a limited period and of course trades can now execute. At the close, the executed trades can clear and be settled.

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u/indycpa7 25d ago

I would love to see what valuations did in a pre-trade style market compared to current market rules.

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u/hughk 24d ago

Many markets have an opening phase allowing bids/offers to be placed to establish the initial price (sometimes referred to as the opening auction) in a public but anonymised order book. So all the bids and offers are visible but you don't know who placed them. The key point is that the bid/offer that you place may be changed before the market fully opens.

I remember EUREX doing this and I believe the CME too (they used a similar code base).

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u/baby_Billys_purr 25d ago

Now we will be more hooked than ever

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u/Diels_Alder 25d ago

Calls on weed stocks

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u/DesignerSea494 🐐 of all time 25d ago

Even on the west coast, current trading hours haven’t stopped me from that before.

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u/Away-Reception587 25d ago

Bold of you to assume alcohol motivated transactions don’t already happen

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u/LicensedRealtor 25d ago

Those are baby stats. Pump them up son. We need AA motivated transactions. On steroids. As hulk. With a chair. Smashing that order fill. Gang green gang

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u/TxTechnician 25d ago

This was my thought too. Haven't read the article. Assume there's no restrictions (like the day trading thing).

So, how many drinks are gonna yolo at 2am?

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u/devonhezter 25d ago

Or stimulusnts ?

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u/Nrn11 25d ago

let rich millionaires lose a few hundred thousands, and we shall all be 6 fig net worth individuals

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u/Jiquero 25d ago

Laughs in Finnish The US stock market is already open exactly at the times we're drunk but still sober enough to click buttons. (16:30 EET to 23:00 EET)

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u/R12Labs 25d ago

The wealth must be transferred, one way or another.

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u/rumbellina 25d ago

And an increase in spousal abuse and suicides

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u/cokeacola73 25d ago

You guys trade sober?

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u/Gaitville 25d ago

The true believers were already wasted when markets opened

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u/Aggravating_Crow9032 25d ago

Whiskey Blackout trades based on regarded WSB posts after hours will make me homeless. This is not good!

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u/psychoacer 25d ago

Think of how much random junk you bought on Amazon at 2am. Are bankruptcy offices going to be open 24 hours now?

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u/waby-saby 25d ago

Booze, binge watching The Walking Dead in the middle of the night and Amazon gave me a huge jump start on my prepping efforts.

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u/Extension-Lab-6963 25d ago

Alcohol…what about amphetamines?!

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u/Warhawk2052 25d ago

I see them already with fanduel

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u/Key_Simple_7196 25d ago

The market will be nuts just for not having the back down.

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u/kgal1298 25d ago

3AM in vegas with the ability to trade? Ohhh we're about to get some good content in this sub.

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u/DentistSpecialist304 25d ago

Alcohol? Try Ambien. Now I can go all on chicken futures AND go grocery shopping AND dig a giant hole in the backyard without remembering any of it. 

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u/SpadeGrenade 25d ago

I know people are laughing, but man I would have killed to buy puts on Crowdstrike while dealing with their shit at 3AM. Legitimately would have made me a millionaire.

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u/bluspiider Big Booty Option Queen 👸🏽 25d ago

:: drunk at the club :: I should yolo into this tequila stock!