RIP sleep

[u/orhan_drsn]

[u/karsparskambala]

I see so many alcohol motivated transactions.

[u/weaponized_teletubby → u/karsparskambala]

Imagine being piss drunk trading options at 3am, passing out, and then waking up a millionaire.

[u/94FnordRanger → u/weaponized_teletubby]

Imagine being a millionaire piss drunk trading options at 3am, passing out, and then waking up a hundredaire.

[u/sembias → u/94FnordRanger]

Straight to the top floor window and out.

[u/CapeTownMassive → u/94FnordRanger]

Most options traders don’t have to imagine that.

[u/hv876 → u/94FnordRanger]

Cheap shot at ElonILov3you

[u/Far-Orange-3047 → u/weaponized_teletubby]

That’s the spirit.

[u/Few_Bags → u/weaponized_teletubby]

That’s what you’ll dream that night while passed out, only to wake up again for real this time to your fucked up port

[u/Murky_Presentation54 → u/weaponized_teletubby]

Right omfg

[u/BusGuilty6447 → u/weaponized_teletubby]

Options trading outside of standard market open and close would be terrible. You could get hosed while you sleep. At least with the current setup, you can go to bed knowing how fucked you are.

[u/weaponized_teletubby → u/BusGuilty6447]

🤣🤣 true

[u/Ivettp831 → u/weaponized_teletubby]

Or waking up to $0

[u/Random_Guy_47 → u/weaponized_teletubby]

Imagine being piss drunk trading options at 3am, passing out, and then waking up and realising you were a millionaire an hour ago but now you're broke.

[u/New_Ad7422 → u/weaponized_teletubby]

Yolo but win