r/wallstreetbets • u/orhan_drsn • 25d ago

News RIP sleep

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u/karsparskambala 25d ago

I see so many alcohol motivated transactions.

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u/alex091378 25d ago

Calls on divorce lawyer firms I guess

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u/Jifeeb 25d ago

10/10

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u/TrickSingle2086 25d ago

Which etf is that?

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u/alex091378 25d ago

$PRHUB

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u/luckman212 25d ago

/HALF

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u/BedContent9320 25d ago

HALF+ 

Lets be honest here, they don't just take half.

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u/Sizzlinbettas 25d ago

can confirm

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u/lobsangr 25d ago

HALVED

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u/ShasterPhone 25d ago

EDDIE

EDDIE

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u/G40Momo 25d ago

Gotta keep Economy moving 🤨

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u/Due-Ad1668 25d ago

how am i supposed to time the “sell at opening bell “ strategy now!? 😭

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u/alex091378 25d ago

Per your suggestion, calls on moving companies.

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u/EggComprehensive3744 25d ago

Longs on Better Call Saul

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u/Ihavenoidea84 25d ago

Puts on tempurpedic

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u/sophia_az 25d ago

Can't call the divorce lawyer if you always trade on their closing hours

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u/so_chad 25d ago

Pls tell me the index

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u/Far_Preference_2065 25d ago

how do you invest on a lot more people losing even more money that they are now?

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u/Interesting_Cow5152 25d ago

BloodFromTurnip

Attorney at law.

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u/josephbenjamin Ask me about occupying my nuts! 25d ago

Great foresight! You can have my foreskin.