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u/hankmeiser 7d ago

Dude looks like a Chicken McNugget gained sentience. Why is his head so square? SpongeBob is that you bro?

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u/DontLookAtUsernames 7d ago

To me Elon always looks like someone painted a face on a bucket.

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u/omggold 6d ago

This is a hilarious image. I’m always gonna see it when I think of him now

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u/DonViaje 6d ago

He does not belong in the same conversation as Lord Buckethead

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u/TylerHyena 6d ago

I disagree, I’d say he looks like a poorly AI generated Thwomp

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u/Select_Asparagus3451 6d ago

His face is square because he got gender affirming plastic surgery. It’s true. I wish I could attach a picture here from him back in the 2000s.

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u/ChiefsHat 6d ago

He looks like a play dough statue that closely resembles a human being.

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u/BaronVonShtinkVeiner 6d ago

Congratulations on acquiring one of the last few rent-free spaces in my mind.

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u/HideSolidSnake 6d ago

Elon has gotten gender affirming care to make him seem more masculine/male presenting, but deep down, he is still a bitch-boy edge lord.

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u/tutankhamun7073 6d ago

Where tf is Luigi when you need him?

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u/DarthSkat 6d ago

Help us Luigi, you’re our only hope!

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u/here_now_be 6d ago

only

We are all Luigi

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u/griter34 6d ago

Yeah this jail cell blows

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u/Aengelfyre 6d ago

😂😂😂

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u/PotatoMesiah 6d ago

WHUR LUGI AT DOH!?!?

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u/External-Pickle6126 6d ago edited 6d ago

If we had 10 divisions of young men like that then our troubles here would be over very quickly I can assure you.

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u/Longjumping-Path3811 6d ago

And they'd be fighting off pussy too! I'm just saying.

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u/External-Pickle6126 6d ago

Veritable Pussy Wizards in stealth mode.

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u/Longjumping_Bench656 6d ago

He's in jail . because someone snitch, they always do .

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u/airinato 6d ago

They don't, there is nobody in the fucking world that could recognize him from those shit photos.  They used every illegal resource available to track him down, they just can't tell is how without invalidating the case so they say 'anonymous source' instead of saying NSA hacked everyones shit long ago.

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u/Longjumping_Bench656 6d ago

They have the face recognition everywhere they just don't say anything about it. And try to act like we are a free country.

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u/Ricky_Rollin 6d ago

Putting all our hope into one awesome person was not what people like Luigi wanted. We could literally rid ourselves of this parasitic billionaire problem yesterday and he showed us how.

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u/StillC5sdad 6d ago

Hopefully pardoned before the turnover

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u/CURMUDGEONSnFLAGONS 6d ago

Be the change you want to see in the world

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u/First_manatee_614 6d ago

Praise be to Saint Luigi.

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u/TheLoosyGoose 6d ago

We can't expect God to do all the work.

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u/TopRevenue2 6d ago

His head is so square and the shape of it too

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u/AdAdventurous4830 6d ago

It started when he started balding and has just snowballed ever since.

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 6d ago

Have you seen him in the matrix leather trench coat with a katana. It’s peeek edge lord

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u/HideSolidSnake 6d ago

That was the worst! Him and Ben Shapiro in their "edgy" days. "I can be your angle or yuor devil" meme comes to mind.

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u/creegro 6d ago

Deep down he's still that balding emo wannabe with a sword wearing a old-timey jacket

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u/Euphoric-Isopod-4815 6d ago

He is way to rich to be cheaping out on that care.

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u/Snoo_14286 6d ago

Needs some species-affirming care. Fucker looks like a knockoff Picasso on a KFC bucket.

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u/futuranotfree 6d ago

i always think its karmic retribution and absolutely fucking hilarious that no matter how many billions he gains a week he will never, ever be attractive.

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u/Spidremonkey 7d ago

Chin implants, Dude.

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u/PetsAndMeditate 6d ago

More likely HGH. Bezos and Rogan are on it too makes your head big and beefy lol

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u/doublelist87 6d ago

Rogan has a BIG EMPTY HEAD without drugs

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u/CounterfeitChild 6d ago

Big and lumpy on them, let's be real. Not saying that just to be an ass, either. Their heads all look so fucking lumpy.

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u/hellolovely1 6d ago

God, that's why they all look so weird.

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u/Hellfire_Mistletoe 6d ago

It's called gender affirming surgery and he gets a lot of it.

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u/DriedUpSquid 6d ago

All Alpha Males do it.

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u/leavemealonegeez8 6d ago

Bro head built like a cybertruck

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u/NOELERRS 6d ago

Chinplants

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u/baconball 6d ago

LOLLL

Let's see..from left to right we have:

Cheeto man with vulva neck

Sentient chicken mcnugget (fucking LOL)

And couch fucker "other-man" with his drawn-in beardline

What kind of fucking fever dream reality are we living in 🤣

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u/fungi_at_parties 6d ago

Oh my god. His beard really is drawn in. It looks like magic marker. Fucking hilarious.

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u/Ok_Anywhere_9232 6d ago

And the eye liner! Can’t forget the eye liner!

Never mind trump’s Costco amount of bronzer..

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u/Lister0fSmeg 6d ago

My money is on him using a Sharpie to draw it.

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u/cytherian 6d ago

Dystopian nightmare on USA street.

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u/Level21DungeonMaster 7d ago

Minecraft head

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u/RodBoron 6d ago

...and in the final moments of 2024, the absolute funniest thing I've read on Reddit made its appearance. A chicken nugget gaining sentience. My fucking god.

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u/Joe_Kangg 6d ago

Can't spell Lego without ego

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u/budzergo 7d ago edited 6d ago

It's the sandman

And it's literally all I can see

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u/Shafter-Boy 6d ago

I can’t unsee that shit now.

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u/Karmastocracy 7d ago

OOOOOOOOOOOH Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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u/Jcheddz 6d ago

Spongebob squarehead.

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 7d ago

When JD Vance is the most reasonable person in office you're fucked

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u/Mekkroket 6d ago edited 6d ago

Vance is just an opportunistic vulture who chases the bag by selling out to Thiel and co. He's just a soulless career politician and I dont think he cares much beyond his paychecks and some public attention.

Musk and Trump are actual narcissists and can be expected to act correspondingly deranged.

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 6d ago

That sums it up. Vance is going to do what he's told to do at this point and collect the bag while he's at it. Hopefully people wake up before 2028

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u/Shadpool 6d ago

John McEntee is planning a ‘28 run on a platform of abolishing the 19th amendment and taking voting rights away from women.

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 6d ago

Well he can fuck right off with that. Pretty sure he's been accused of being a creepy fucker online so there's still plenty of time for his dirty laundry to come out if it exists. From the looks of all the other appointees from the orange one it wouldn't surprise me if he's another creep.

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u/Shadpool 6d ago

This is one of the dudes that helped Trump come up with that loyalty test thing.

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 6d ago

Surely people won't vote to revoke women's rights anymore than they already have but it wouldn't surprise me at all if they did. It will be very important to continue mentioning things like this for the next 4 years and beyond. Maybe someone will read this and do a little homework so they know who these scumbags are. What's scary about that guy is he's very young and could be around for a very long time.

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u/forresja 6d ago

I hate that "at least he isn't a narcissistic sociopath" is even in the conversation.

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 6d ago

What's worse is this probably isn't rock bottom yet

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u/Odd_Woodpecker_3621 6d ago

Don’t try to make him look like a kitten in a tigers cage. Dude still fucked a couch.

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u/MineBloxKy 6d ago

Who knew Eyeliner McGee the Couch Banger would actually look respectable next to these two bozos?

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 6d ago

They all look like they have some questionable things on a hard drive somewhere.

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u/Past-Discount-52 7d ago

Who’s playing that guy more, Musk or Putin?

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u/UpperApe 7d ago

Putin is playing Musk who's playing Trump who's playing Thiel.

Vance is just happy to be there.

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u/cyberlogika 7d ago

The Russian Centipede

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u/vandal-x 7d ago

A squad of fucking sociopaths running a train on each other.

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u/malthar76 6d ago

Daisy train.

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u/ChiefsHat 6d ago

And we’re the tracks.

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u/Karmastocracy 7d ago

u/cyberlogika casually dropping the best political roast of the decade.

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u/blindreefer 6d ago

It’s like one of those nesting dolls but you’d have to blur it on antiques roadshow

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u/Lumpy_Secretary_6128 6d ago

I was also thinking Matryoshka Dolls

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u/circasomnia 6d ago

OK, this should probably be made into a political comic immediately

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u/locofspades 6d ago

Im with you up to Trump playing Thiel. Thiel just bought the VP chair and likely has more pull over trump than vice versa. Hell, Trump probably owes Thiel money or something.

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u/AngryScientist 6d ago

That's literally Trump playing Thiel. Vance has been ignored since the election. Unless Trump kicks the bucket or is removed, Thiel got nothing for his money.

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u/locofspades 6d ago

*When Trump kicks the bucket or is removed.... ftfy

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u/JamCliche 6d ago

How quickly people forget that Musk and Thiel are old comrades as well.

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u/Epena501 6d ago

As long as someone (anyone) randomly gives him eyeliner he’s good.

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u/OH_FUDGICLES 6d ago

"I'm included!"

-JD Couchfucker Vance

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u/malthar76 6d ago edited 5d ago

The other 2 being awful humans and complete morons, Vance still comes off as the Ralph Wiggim of evil here.

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u/Token_Black_Rifle 6d ago

Ralph Wiggum of evil

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u/Basic_Ad4861 6d ago

At some point I expect Vance to play the role of the “fall guy” when one of the Trump/Musk policies goes sideways

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u/DomoOreoGato 6d ago

Vance is like the mini poodle being carried everywhere in a luxury purse. Not sure where or what hes doing but happy

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u/Savings-End40 7d ago

Cushiny furniture everywhere.

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u/sonbarington 6d ago

I’m just here for the ride. -Vance 

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u/Backpedal 6d ago

Who? Oh yeah, Vince. I keep forgetting about him.

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u/citizenjones 7d ago

Presidential Playdough Set is looking realistic af

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u/Karmastocracy 7d ago

Super realistic, you've got to give them props!

Unfortunately, the set is filled with lead because they outsourced its creation to the cheapest bidder. Stay safe y'all

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u/citizenjones 7d ago

Gives off a weird smell too

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u/soxyboy71 7d ago

When ur aunt made u take ur cousin

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u/MAH_BEANS_ 6d ago

Fuck. This made me laugh way too hard.

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u/GameATX 7d ago

VP Trump and Cuck in Chief Vance as well

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u/Karmastocracy 6d ago

Potentially the best reply so far, lol

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u/ffxfreak900 6d ago

Thank you! I would have done more with it, but away from my pc for the holidays. Feel free to spread the love.

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u/ResponsibleHall9713 6d ago

He's got such a punchable face.

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u/DMala 6d ago

Your fist would definitely sink right in and mush around like a Bill Plympton cartoon.

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u/ResponsibleHall9713 6d ago

I've never seen a person so arrogant and sure of themselves while at the same time being so fucking stupid.

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u/LandscapeGuru 6d ago

Are you talking about president Musk?

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u/Pipe_Memes 6d ago

President Musk looks like he could use some percussive dentistry.

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u/pugmaster2000 6d ago

😂🤣

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u/Raa03842 7d ago

Musk bought the “Pee Pee” tapes from Putin. I guarantee it.

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u/BallBearingBill 6d ago

Trump doesn't care, the election is over and his marriage is a technicality.

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u/no_bun_please 6d ago

He never cared about his marriage.

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u/DJEB 6d ago

He wouldn’t need to. Consequences are not for people on the right. Howard Dean got disqualified for his voice cracking once. Trump has had more disqualifying moments than I can keep straight in my head.

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u/FranceMohamitz 7d ago

Simply unreal. America has become a global laughingstock.

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u/Pussyslayer109 6d ago

Just when you didnt think shit could get ANY more fucked up, america goes out and does it

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u/whoanellyzzz 6d ago

We gotta learn through suffering sadly

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u/Top_Owl3508 6d ago

you've been one for a while. it's just getting more cartoonish.

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u/DJEB 6d ago

For decades now, the questions have been “How are the Republicans going to find someone worse than [current Republican president at any given time], and how are the Democrats doing to fumble the ball?

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u/DeadmansClothes 7d ago

Why does Vances "beard" looks like it was sprayed on out of a can?

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u/badgersbadger 6d ago

It cannot handle the pressure of trying to create a jawline on a blob shape.

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u/Citizen-Kang 7d ago

For Musk's sake, I hope this image is faked. That melon is HUGE. I mean, he looks like a complete nutbar, but still...disproportionately large head.

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u/Karmastocracy 7d ago

Unfortunately, it's real.

The photographer is Kevin Dietsch, his Instagram is @photodietsch. I saw it while reading this MSN story and thought it was an extremely striking image.

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u/Citizen-Kang 7d ago

Massive, if true. His head, I mean.

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u/CassetteTaper 6d ago

someone in another thread said he's recently been using his kid as a human shield for his giant noggin and now I cannot unsee it

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u/Citizen-Kang 6d ago

I ABSOLUTELY believe he's using little X-Ray von Meatshield as a human bullet sponge. If I were Grimes (or whichever woman is the mother; it's hard to keep track when you've got enough kids to fill a full-fat egg carton), I'd be pissed.

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u/hellolovely1 6d ago

I mean, even if he wasn't (and he probably is), is it smart for the richest man in the world to keep advertising what his toddler looks like? (No, it is not smart.)

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u/EsotericCodename 6d ago

X-Ray von Meatshield is the greatest goddamn name for Leon's kid ever. Kudos to you if you thought of it.

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u/ContextualBargain 6d ago

He looks like that fucked up christiano renaldo bust

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u/MediocreElevator1895 7d ago

Wait is the a real photo? Fuck he is so creepy. Like even if he was 100% awesome I would still get that initial feeling. It’s that ick face, man lol

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u/al-hamal 6d ago

He looks like someone who has to spend Thanksgiving with one of his "friends" he just met this year instead of his several former wives or one of his dozen children.

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u/Tsujigiri 6d ago

It looks like a smug, 4th wall break look away from the conversation that says "can you believe how well these two got played by me?"

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u/MediocreElevator1895 6d ago

Omg that’s exactly it!! Like a creepy, evil Jim from the office lol

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u/Phd_Pepper- 6d ago

He looks like hes wearing a human skin suit

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u/MediocreElevator1895 6d ago

Is it weird him being an alien would make me feel better? Easier to believe than a human being could treat people the way he does

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u/jlaine 7d ago

A wood tick, pineapple, and orange walk into a room...

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u/Cautious_Nectarine_5 7d ago

So if Musk is incapacitated, does the presidency go to Vance or the Speaker of the House?

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u/DMala 6d ago

Putin

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u/NewbieTwo 6d ago edited 6d ago

Have we really as a nation decided this group of freaks is who we want in charge? A clown, a sociopath, and an awkward weirdo? I'll let you decide who's who.

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u/Ok_Resolution_4643 6d ago

Only 77mil of us decided they wanted that. The other 84mil did not, including the 75mil who actively tried to stop it.

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u/Lucky_Katydid 6d ago

Less than that, if you don't believe the bullet ballots.

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u/MoneyTalks45 6d ago

He’s just… always there. 

They actually in a building here or is this some “please don’t murder me” glass?

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u/Professional_March54 6d ago

If I remember right, this was at the Navy/Army game and they're up in a VIP booth. Probably reinforced, though.

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u/rysker6 6d ago

With Vice President Trump and the Secretary of Eyeliner

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u/gtmattz 6d ago

"Immigrants are destroying the USA"

Theres the immigrant... right there...

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u/QuiteBusyAtWork 7d ago

Elons face made me feel all nostalgic for some reason, so I must ask- do they still make silly putty?

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u/r3dditr0x 7d ago

'memba when we didn't have daily updates into psychopathic billionaires' every thoughts and whims? and we could all live our lives in relative peace?

but Elon has an inexhaustible thirst for attention and he's bought our entire government, so here we are!

(this is the worst timeline)

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u/smartbart80 6d ago

It’s like someone poured Elon’s head into a glass.

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u/ghostguitar1993 6d ago

Why is Musk making a skibidi toilet face?

Weird ass creep

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u/Sad-Independence650 6d ago

That’s the face of a ventriloquist about to make his puppets have an argument

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u/ghostguitar1993 6d ago

The dude is definitely pulling some stings. I don't know, giving Grima vibes from LOTR too.

I can see Musk in a dress running far away, scared.

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u/barktwiggs 6d ago

I just finished watching Gladiator II in theaters. It had such an incredulous plot premise. It featured two inept rulers over a corrupt empire and also an African who manipulated his way into power over the two idiots. Such a far-fetched unrealistic script.

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u/TollyVonTheDruth 6d ago

Who are the two gay guys on each side of the president?

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u/whichwitch9 6d ago

It's like a fucking jump scare

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u/Demetrius3D 7d ago

And also, Donald Trump and JD Vance.

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u/Cheshire_Jester 7d ago

It’s just so super rad that Musk and Thiel’s feud is some weird ass proxy war for control of the U.S. government.

/s

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u/faen_du_sa 7d ago

I dont think ive read/heard Vance once(last 2-3 weeks?) since musk started appering...

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u/itslikewoow 6d ago

His dick is currently stuck in a couch, and they’re having trouble getting him out.

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u/RobotFloyd 6d ago

And you won’t. There’s no way Musk is going to be the uncomfortable 3rd wheel in this ménage a trois.

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u/ScoobyDarn 6d ago

Does Elmo have some kinda Fetal Alcohol Syndrome thing going on?

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u/Kichenlimeaid 6d ago

Why do you think Trump was always working on his two fisted jerk sesh? Someone needs to get him a shake weight for Christmas. It's going to get sticky.

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u/fungusamongus8 6d ago

The unholy trinity

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u/Blatheringman 6d ago

It's a little bit cringe how much of a sycophant Musk turned out to be.

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u/Laekroth 7d ago

He looks like one of those face-textures in a game that still need to be wrapped around the 3D model

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u/Time_Ad_9829 7d ago

It's sad that the democrats aren't hammering home the narrative that Muskrat is pulling Trumps strings. They should just start talking directly to apartheid boy and bypass the dummies

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u/Hrmerder 7d ago

I think it's simple...

Trump will become (more) mentally incompetent in the next 4 years which will go to Vance who will get impeached and guess what idiot is next in line?

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u/peter095837 7d ago

This is America. Don't catch you slippin' now.

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u/Odd-Accident-7188 7d ago

Why is Elon Musk third wheeling this clearly unhappy gay couple? Is he gonna tell them to leave the Panera bread so his kids don't get ideas?

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u/henryyoung42 7d ago

Amazing how Elon found a workaround for the rule that POTUS must be born in USA ;)

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u/droda59 7d ago

What's wrong with your face??

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u/ozzie510 7d ago

President Musksputin.

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u/curlysue321 6d ago

Elon musk just bullied republicans to shut down the government. This man is a threat to our democracy, he’s not even a U.S. citizen 😭😭😭😭

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u/Meat_Soggy 6d ago

Sad but true.

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u/Effective-Pudding207 6d ago

Three fuckheads in a pod.

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u/Subtlerevisions 6d ago

Fucking filthy stray dog is what he looks like

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u/Precious_Tritium 6d ago

So much horrible crammed into one image.

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u/crashv10 6d ago

Anyone notice that Elon always smiles like he secretly let one rip or is desperately holding one back, guess that's why his family name is musk

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u/litex2x 6d ago

When your mom says take your little brother with you

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u/CombatConrad 6d ago

Got that HGH face with a side of plastic injection.

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u/eleventhrees 6d ago

Vance getting new business cards:

Assistant to the Vice President

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u/Scary_Flamingo_5792 6d ago

How the duck is JD Vance the least disliked person in that pic?

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u/Nova17Delta 6d ago

We got from left to right

  • Dementia Don

  • Crypto Bro

  • Guys I SWEAR I dont like men i SWEAR

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u/Soontobebanned86 6d ago

I see Musk getting kicked to the curb soon, Trump doesn't like his ego taking hits.

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u/Zombisexual1 6d ago

Dude sleeps only on his right side

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u/Turckish 6d ago

Swamp King with his two little fat toads

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u/Deepfire_DM 7d ago

And his two muppets, look he can move their lips!

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u/stephencurry2046 7d ago

President*s

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u/Frosty-Purpose-2582 7d ago

USA UNDER ELON SHOES

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u/Efficient_Sky5173 7d ago edited 7d ago

No, but certainly the 48th. Because money buys everything. Presidency included.

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u/CurrentlyLucid 7d ago

You could easily forget vance exists lately.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_3507 7d ago

JD Vance is only there to keep the toilets clean.

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u/Kroadus 7d ago

Deport the real president now

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u/dubbleplusgood 7d ago

Photo: President Musk smiling alongside Citizen Felon Donald Trump and Friend of the Couches J.D. Vance.

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u/Jayyouung 7d ago

Why is his head so square?

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