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u/hankmeiser 7d ago
Dude looks like a Chicken McNugget gained sentience. Why is his head so square? SpongeBob is that you bro?
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u/DontLookAtUsernames 7d ago
To me Elon always looks like someone painted a face on a bucket.
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u/omggold 6d ago
This is a hilarious image. I’m always gonna see it when I think of him now
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u/Select_Asparagus3451 6d ago
His face is square because he got gender affirming plastic surgery. It’s true. I wish I could attach a picture here from him back in the 2000s.
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u/BaronVonShtinkVeiner 6d ago
Congratulations on acquiring one of the last few rent-free spaces in my mind.
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u/HideSolidSnake 6d ago
Elon has gotten gender affirming care to make him seem more masculine/male presenting, but deep down, he is still a bitch-boy edge lord.
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u/tutankhamun7073 6d ago
Where tf is Luigi when you need him?
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u/DarthSkat 6d ago
Help us Luigi, you’re our only hope!
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u/External-Pickle6126 6d ago edited 6d ago
If we had 10 divisions of young men like that then our troubles here would be over very quickly I can assure you.
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u/Longjumping_Bench656 6d ago
He's in jail . because someone snitch, they always do .
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u/airinato 6d ago
They don't, there is nobody in the fucking world that could recognize him from those shit photos. They used every illegal resource available to track him down, they just can't tell is how without invalidating the case so they say 'anonymous source' instead of saying NSA hacked everyones shit long ago.
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u/Longjumping_Bench656 6d ago
They have the face recognition everywhere they just don't say anything about it. And try to act like we are a free country.
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u/Ricky_Rollin 6d ago
Putting all our hope into one awesome person was not what people like Luigi wanted. We could literally rid ourselves of this parasitic billionaire problem yesterday and he showed us how.
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u/HoldenMcNeil420 6d ago
Have you seen him in the matrix leather trench coat with a katana. It’s peeek edge lord
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u/HideSolidSnake 6d ago
That was the worst! Him and Ben Shapiro in their "edgy" days. "I can be your angle or yuor devil" meme comes to mind.
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u/Snoo_14286 6d ago
Needs some species-affirming care. Fucker looks like a knockoff Picasso on a KFC bucket.
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u/futuranotfree 6d ago
i always think its karmic retribution and absolutely fucking hilarious that no matter how many billions he gains a week he will never, ever be attractive.
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u/Spidremonkey 7d ago
Chin implants, Dude.
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u/PetsAndMeditate 6d ago
More likely HGH. Bezos and Rogan are on it too makes your head big and beefy lol
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u/CounterfeitChild 6d ago
Big and lumpy on them, let's be real. Not saying that just to be an ass, either. Their heads all look so fucking lumpy.
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u/baconball 6d ago
LOLLL
Let's see..from left to right we have:
Cheeto man with vulva neck
Sentient chicken mcnugget (fucking LOL)
And couch fucker "other-man" with his drawn-in beardline
What kind of fucking fever dream reality are we living in 🤣
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u/fungi_at_parties 6d ago
Oh my god. His beard really is drawn in. It looks like magic marker. Fucking hilarious.
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u/Ok_Anywhere_9232 6d ago
And the eye liner! Can’t forget the eye liner!
Never mind trump’s Costco amount of bronzer..
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u/RodBoron 6d ago
...and in the final moments of 2024, the absolute funniest thing I've read on Reddit made its appearance. A chicken nugget gaining sentience. My fucking god.
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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 7d ago
When JD Vance is the most reasonable person in office you're fucked
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u/Mekkroket 6d ago edited 6d ago
Vance is just an opportunistic vulture who chases the bag by selling out to Thiel and co. He's just a soulless career politician and I dont think he cares much beyond his paychecks and some public attention.
Musk and Trump are actual narcissists and can be expected to act correspondingly deranged.
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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 6d ago
That sums it up. Vance is going to do what he's told to do at this point and collect the bag while he's at it. Hopefully people wake up before 2028
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u/Shadpool 6d ago
John McEntee is planning a ‘28 run on a platform of abolishing the 19th amendment and taking voting rights away from women.
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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 6d ago
Well he can fuck right off with that. Pretty sure he's been accused of being a creepy fucker online so there's still plenty of time for his dirty laundry to come out if it exists. From the looks of all the other appointees from the orange one it wouldn't surprise me if he's another creep.
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u/Shadpool 6d ago
This is one of the dudes that helped Trump come up with that loyalty test thing.
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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 6d ago
Surely people won't vote to revoke women's rights anymore than they already have but it wouldn't surprise me at all if they did. It will be very important to continue mentioning things like this for the next 4 years and beyond. Maybe someone will read this and do a little homework so they know who these scumbags are. What's scary about that guy is he's very young and could be around for a very long time.
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u/forresja 6d ago
I hate that "at least he isn't a narcissistic sociopath" is even in the conversation.
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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 6d ago
What's worse is this probably isn't rock bottom yet
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u/Odd_Woodpecker_3621 6d ago
Don’t try to make him look like a kitten in a tigers cage. Dude still fucked a couch.
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u/MineBloxKy 6d ago
Who knew Eyeliner McGee the Couch Banger would actually look respectable next to these two bozos?
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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 6d ago
They all look like they have some questionable things on a hard drive somewhere.
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u/Past-Discount-52 7d ago
Who’s playing that guy more, Musk or Putin?
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u/UpperApe 7d ago
Putin is playing Musk who's playing Trump who's playing Thiel.
Vance is just happy to be there.
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u/cyberlogika 7d ago
The Russian Centipede
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u/Karmastocracy 7d ago
u/cyberlogika casually dropping the best political roast of the decade.
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u/blindreefer 6d ago
It’s like one of those nesting dolls but you’d have to blur it on antiques roadshow
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u/circasomnia 6d ago
OK, this should probably be made into a political comic immediately
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u/locofspades 6d ago
Im with you up to Trump playing Thiel. Thiel just bought the VP chair and likely has more pull over trump than vice versa. Hell, Trump probably owes Thiel money or something.
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u/AngryScientist 6d ago
That's literally Trump playing Thiel. Vance has been ignored since the election. Unless Trump kicks the bucket or is removed, Thiel got nothing for his money.
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u/JamCliche 6d ago
How quickly people forget that Musk and Thiel are old comrades as well.
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u/Epena501 6d ago
As long as someone (anyone) randomly gives him eyeliner he’s good.
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u/OH_FUDGICLES 6d ago
"I'm included!"
-JD Couchfucker Vance
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u/malthar76 6d ago edited 5d ago
The other 2 being awful humans and complete morons, Vance still comes off as the Ralph Wiggim of evil here.
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u/Basic_Ad4861 6d ago
At some point I expect Vance to play the role of the “fall guy” when one of the Trump/Musk policies goes sideways
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u/DomoOreoGato 6d ago
Vance is like the mini poodle being carried everywhere in a luxury purse. Not sure where or what hes doing but happy
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u/citizenjones 7d ago
Presidential Playdough Set is looking realistic af
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u/Karmastocracy 7d ago
Super realistic, you've got to give them props!
Unfortunately, the set is filled with lead because they outsourced its creation to the cheapest bidder. Stay safe y'all
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u/Karmastocracy 6d ago
Potentially the best reply so far, lol
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u/ffxfreak900 6d ago
Thank you! I would have done more with it, but away from my pc for the holidays. Feel free to spread the love.
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u/ResponsibleHall9713 6d ago
He's got such a punchable face.
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u/DMala 6d ago
Your fist would definitely sink right in and mush around like a Bill Plympton cartoon.
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u/ResponsibleHall9713 6d ago
I've never seen a person so arrogant and sure of themselves while at the same time being so fucking stupid.
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u/Raa03842 7d ago
Musk bought the “Pee Pee” tapes from Putin. I guarantee it.
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u/BallBearingBill 6d ago
Trump doesn't care, the election is over and his marriage is a technicality.
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u/FranceMohamitz 7d ago
Simply unreal. America has become a global laughingstock.
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u/Pussyslayer109 6d ago
Just when you didnt think shit could get ANY more fucked up, america goes out and does it
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u/Top_Owl3508 6d ago
you've been one for a while. it's just getting more cartoonish.
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u/DeadmansClothes 7d ago
Why does Vances "beard" looks like it was sprayed on out of a can?
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u/Citizen-Kang 7d ago
For Musk's sake, I hope this image is faked. That melon is HUGE. I mean, he looks like a complete nutbar, but still...disproportionately large head.
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u/Karmastocracy 7d ago
Unfortunately, it's real.
The photographer is Kevin Dietsch, his Instagram is @photodietsch. I saw it while reading this MSN story and thought it was an extremely striking image.
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u/Citizen-Kang 7d ago
Massive, if true. His head, I mean.
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u/CassetteTaper 6d ago
someone in another thread said he's recently been using his kid as a human shield for his giant noggin and now I cannot unsee it
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u/Citizen-Kang 6d ago
I ABSOLUTELY believe he's using little X-Ray von Meatshield as a human bullet sponge. If I were Grimes (or whichever woman is the mother; it's hard to keep track when you've got enough kids to fill a full-fat egg carton), I'd be pissed.
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u/hellolovely1 6d ago
I mean, even if he wasn't (and he probably is), is it smart for the richest man in the world to keep advertising what his toddler looks like? (No, it is not smart.)
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u/EsotericCodename 6d ago
X-Ray von Meatshield is the greatest goddamn name for Leon's kid ever. Kudos to you if you thought of it.
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u/MediocreElevator1895 7d ago
Wait is the a real photo? Fuck he is so creepy. Like even if he was 100% awesome I would still get that initial feeling. It’s that ick face, man lol
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u/al-hamal 6d ago
He looks like someone who has to spend Thanksgiving with one of his "friends" he just met this year instead of his several former wives or one of his dozen children.
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u/Tsujigiri 6d ago
It looks like a smug, 4th wall break look away from the conversation that says "can you believe how well these two got played by me?"
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u/Phd_Pepper- 6d ago
He looks like hes wearing a human skin suit
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u/MediocreElevator1895 6d ago
Is it weird him being an alien would make me feel better? Easier to believe than a human being could treat people the way he does
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u/Cautious_Nectarine_5 7d ago
So if Musk is incapacitated, does the presidency go to Vance or the Speaker of the House?
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u/NewbieTwo 6d ago edited 6d ago
Have we really as a nation decided this group of freaks is who we want in charge? A clown, a sociopath, and an awkward weirdo? I'll let you decide who's who.
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u/Ok_Resolution_4643 6d ago
Only 77mil of us decided they wanted that. The other 84mil did not, including the 75mil who actively tried to stop it.
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u/MoneyTalks45 6d ago
He’s just… always there.
They actually in a building here or is this some “please don’t murder me” glass?
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u/Professional_March54 6d ago
If I remember right, this was at the Navy/Army game and they're up in a VIP booth. Probably reinforced, though.
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u/gtmattz 6d ago
"Immigrants are destroying the USA"
Theres the immigrant... right there...
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u/QuiteBusyAtWork 7d ago
Elons face made me feel all nostalgic for some reason, so I must ask- do they still make silly putty?
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u/r3dditr0x 7d ago
'memba when we didn't have daily updates into psychopathic billionaires' every thoughts and whims? and we could all live our lives in relative peace?
but Elon has an inexhaustible thirst for attention and he's bought our entire government, so here we are!
(this is the worst timeline)
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u/ghostguitar1993 6d ago
Why is Musk making a skibidi toilet face?
Weird ass creep
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u/Sad-Independence650 6d ago
That’s the face of a ventriloquist about to make his puppets have an argument
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u/ghostguitar1993 6d ago
The dude is definitely pulling some stings. I don't know, giving Grima vibes from LOTR too.
I can see Musk in a dress running far away, scared.
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u/barktwiggs 6d ago
I just finished watching Gladiator II in theaters. It had such an incredulous plot premise. It featured two inept rulers over a corrupt empire and also an African who manipulated his way into power over the two idiots. Such a far-fetched unrealistic script.
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u/Demetrius3D 7d ago
And also, Donald Trump and JD Vance.
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u/Cheshire_Jester 7d ago
It’s just so super rad that Musk and Thiel’s feud is some weird ass proxy war for control of the U.S. government.
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u/faen_du_sa 7d ago
I dont think ive read/heard Vance once(last 2-3 weeks?) since musk started appering...
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u/itslikewoow 6d ago
His dick is currently stuck in a couch, and they’re having trouble getting him out.
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u/RobotFloyd 6d ago
And you won’t. There’s no way Musk is going to be the uncomfortable 3rd wheel in this ménage a trois.
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u/ScoobyDarn 6d ago
Does Elmo have some kinda Fetal Alcohol Syndrome thing going on?
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u/Kichenlimeaid 6d ago
Why do you think Trump was always working on his two fisted jerk sesh? Someone needs to get him a shake weight for Christmas. It's going to get sticky.
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u/Laekroth 7d ago
He looks like one of those face-textures in a game that still need to be wrapped around the 3D model
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u/Time_Ad_9829 7d ago
It's sad that the democrats aren't hammering home the narrative that Muskrat is pulling Trumps strings. They should just start talking directly to apartheid boy and bypass the dummies
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u/Hrmerder 7d ago
I think it's simple...
Trump will become (more) mentally incompetent in the next 4 years which will go to Vance who will get impeached and guess what idiot is next in line?
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u/Odd-Accident-7188 7d ago
Why is Elon Musk third wheeling this clearly unhappy gay couple? Is he gonna tell them to leave the Panera bread so his kids don't get ideas?
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u/henryyoung42 7d ago
Amazing how Elon found a workaround for the rule that POTUS must be born in USA ;)
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u/curlysue321 6d ago
Elon musk just bullied republicans to shut down the government. This man is a threat to our democracy, he’s not even a U.S. citizen 😭😭😭😭
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u/crashv10 6d ago
Anyone notice that Elon always smiles like he secretly let one rip or is desperately holding one back, guess that's why his family name is musk
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u/Nova17Delta 6d ago
We got from left to right
Dementia Don
Crypto Bro
Guys I SWEAR I dont like men i SWEAR
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u/Soontobebanned86 6d ago
I see Musk getting kicked to the curb soon, Trump doesn't like his ego taking hits.
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u/Efficient_Sky5173 7d ago edited 7d ago
No, but certainly the 48th. Because money buys everything. Presidency included.
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u/dubbleplusgood 7d ago
Photo: President Musk smiling alongside Citizen Felon Donald Trump and Friend of the Couches J.D. Vance.
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