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Politics The 47th US President

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 7d ago

When JD Vance is the most reasonable person in office you're fucked

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u/Mekkroket 7d ago edited 7d ago

Vance is just an opportunistic vulture who chases the bag by selling out to Thiel and co. He's just a soulless career politician and I dont think he cares much beyond his paychecks and some public attention.

Musk and Trump are actual narcissists and can be expected to act correspondingly deranged.

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 7d ago

That sums it up. Vance is going to do what he's told to do at this point and collect the bag while he's at it. Hopefully people wake up before 2028

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u/Shadpool 7d ago

John McEntee is planning a ‘28 run on a platform of abolishing the 19th amendment and taking voting rights away from women.

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 7d ago

Well he can fuck right off with that. Pretty sure he's been accused of being a creepy fucker online so there's still plenty of time for his dirty laundry to come out if it exists. From the looks of all the other appointees from the orange one it wouldn't surprise me if he's another creep.

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u/Shadpool 7d ago

This is one of the dudes that helped Trump come up with that loyalty test thing.

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 7d ago

Surely people won't vote to revoke women's rights anymore than they already have but it wouldn't surprise me at all if they did. It will be very important to continue mentioning things like this for the next 4 years and beyond. Maybe someone will read this and do a little homework so they know who these scumbags are. What's scary about that guy is he's very young and could be around for a very long time.

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u/OutrageousTie1573 6d ago

Dirty laundry doesn't seem to matter anymore.

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 6d ago

Depends on who's laundry it is and what it entails. There are a few that can fart sideways and people want them in prison. Others can try and overthrow the government and only a few people care.

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u/desconectado 6d ago

>Hopefully people wake up before 2028

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u/aufrenchy 6d ago

Hopefully, people wake up before 2028.

Spoiler: they won’t. We’ve all stuck on a rollercoaster that has been left running after the operator was fired.

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 6d ago

I try to stay positive at least. I'd bet there's a pretty big group of people who only voted republican because of Trump. I'm not sure they will go for vance for example in the same way.

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u/aufrenchy 6d ago

The problem with Vance is that he will just parrot Trump to keep his hold over the MAGA base after he inevitably dies in office.

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 6d ago

I don't think people like him in the same way though. Trump goes off the rails sometimes and I think that's what attracts some folks to him. Vance doesn't have that in him i don't think. I still do agree with you though to an extent. He will just say what he needs to say which is what he's done so far anyways

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u/coastconroe 6d ago

Thanks but we already did this last November!

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 6d ago

Well see how that goes. Could be a nightmare you haven't quite woken up from. Seems to be a rocky start.

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u/forresja 7d ago

I hate that "at least he isn't a narcissistic sociopath" is even in the conversation.

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 7d ago

What's worse is this probably isn't rock bottom yet

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u/Odd_Woodpecker_3621 7d ago

Don’t try to make him look like a kitten in a tigers cage. Dude still fucked a couch.

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u/lil_chiakow 6d ago

His weird ideas about women and childbirth are his own though, he's been saying this shit long before he joined the Trump train.

He's not just an opportunist, he's dangerous too.

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u/pheonix198 7d ago

Nah. But the couch sure is fucked and sticky after he comes around.

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u/Background_Hour_9876 6d ago

I think you're mistaking them for the far left Democrats that get voted in and do nothing. The cult is real.

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u/MineBloxKy 7d ago

Who knew Eyeliner McGee the Couch Banger would actually look respectable next to these two bozos?

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 7d ago

They all look like they have some questionable things on a hard drive somewhere.

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u/AuContrairian 7d ago

Oh, like Anthony Weiner and Hunter Biden?

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 7d ago

Any of them could have some dirty secrets.

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u/Traditional-Cake-587 6d ago

That’s “Corporal Eyeliner” to you…

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u/GCdotSup 7d ago

Imagine Vance takes over for whatever reason. The world is doomed.

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u/Final_Winter7524 7d ago

Scarily enough, he isn’t. He may be less flamboyant, but I strongly believe he’s (A) even more sinister, and (B) even more easily controlled by those who made him.

Horrible combination.

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u/kr4t0s007 7d ago

JD Vance looks like a 5 years old stuck in a 40 years old body.

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u/TheBlueM0rph0 7d ago

The couch pervert?

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 7d ago

Exactly why it's fucked.

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u/TheBlueM0rph0 7d ago

Don’t disagree at all. Just never miss an opportunity to drop “couch pervert” in the conversation whenever possible.

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 7d ago

Keep fighting the good fight. There should never be a conversation about JD that doesn't include couch porking.

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u/TheBlueM0rph0 7d ago

I feel so seen right now.

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 7d ago

You are heard and you are seen. I honestly do appreciate that there are people who continue to remind those that forget of the reasons why the world is insane right now.

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u/Exact_Lifeguard_34 7d ago

Elon isn’t in office…?

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 7d ago

Wait you didn't vote for him?

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u/Exact_Lifeguard_34 7d ago

What?

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 7d ago

No one said he was in office officially. He's just there. All the time. I'm not sure what you're commenting for. Are you attempting to troll? Or am I just misreading the situation?

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u/Exact_Lifeguard_34 7d ago

Trump isn’t in office either tho? Or Jd

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 7d ago

You're not very good at trolling

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u/Commercial_Sand9472 6d ago

Oh yeah and Kackalin Kamala was such a better choice! Please….

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u/Born_Acanthaceae2603 6d ago

Yup. She was much better. The fact you guys vote for the guy that resorts straight to insults says alot. I know that's why most people support the nonsense. You just think its funny. It's not a gacha to make insults like a middle schooler but it does make sense. There are better candidates on both sides. The fact Kamala laughs doesn't make her bad lol.