r/pics • u/Karmastocracy • 7d ago

Politics The 47th US President

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u/Citizen-Kang 7d ago

Massive, if true. His head, I mean.

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u/CassetteTaper 7d ago

someone in another thread said he's recently been using his kid as a human shield for his giant noggin and now I cannot unsee it

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u/Citizen-Kang 7d ago

I ABSOLUTELY believe he's using little X-Ray von Meatshield as a human bullet sponge. If I were Grimes (or whichever woman is the mother; it's hard to keep track when you've got enough kids to fill a full-fat egg carton), I'd be pissed.

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u/hellolovely1 7d ago

I mean, even if he wasn't (and he probably is), is it smart for the richest man in the world to keep advertising what his toddler looks like? (No, it is not smart.)

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u/EsotericCodename 7d ago

X-Ray von Meatshield is the greatest goddamn name for Leon's kid ever. Kudos to you if you thought of it.

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u/sinsculpt 7d ago

He looks like a real life Lego character

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u/jerrys153 4d ago

I’m not kidding, that boy’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn’t it? He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.