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Politics The 47th US President

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u/HideSolidSnake 7d ago

Elon has gotten gender affirming care to make him seem more masculine/male presenting, but deep down, he is still a bitch-boy edge lord.

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u/tutankhamun7073 7d ago

Where tf is Luigi when you need him?

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u/DarthSkat 7d ago

Help us Luigi, you’re our only hope!

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u/here_now_be 7d ago

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We are all Luigi

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u/griter34 7d ago

Yeah this jail cell blows

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u/Aengelfyre 7d ago

😂😂😂

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u/PotatoMesiah 7d ago

WHUR LUGI AT DOH!?!?

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u/External-Pickle6126 7d ago edited 7d ago

If we had 10 divisions of young men like that then our troubles here would be over very quickly I can assure you.

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u/Longjumping-Path3811 7d ago

And they'd be fighting off pussy too! I'm just saying.

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u/External-Pickle6126 7d ago

Veritable Pussy Wizards in stealth mode.

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u/Dramatic_Writer_5144 7d ago

So you mean, if you owned people poor enough to give you their children to you to throw into your own personal war machine to serve your objectives? Like a lord tapping his serfs for knights. Or the war complex tapping the American poors for soldiers. Are you evil or just really stupid.

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u/External-Pickle6126 7d ago

It's a paraphrase from a movie but you just took it and ran. Wow.

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u/Dramatic_Writer_5144 5d ago edited 5d ago

You spoke from within a small bubble, and the people outside of it, without your points of reference, answered. Reddit is a big platform.

Your answer was not unkind or ignorant. Thank you for being open to the possibility that people from all kinds of backgrounds, ages, and experiences converge here.

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u/Uvtha- 7d ago

If you want a police state, sure.

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u/Longjumping_Bench656 7d ago

He's in jail . because someone snitch, they always do .

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u/airinato 7d ago

They don't, there is nobody in the fucking world that could recognize him from those shit photos.  They used every illegal resource available to track him down, they just can't tell is how without invalidating the case so they say 'anonymous source' instead of saying NSA hacked everyones shit long ago.

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u/Longjumping_Bench656 7d ago

They have the face recognition everywhere they just don't say anything about it. And try to act like we are a free country.

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u/tutankhamun7073 7d ago

God damn Nancy couldn't keep her mouth shut

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u/Ricky_Rollin 7d ago

Putting all our hope into one awesome person was not what people like Luigi wanted. We could literally rid ourselves of this parasitic billionaire problem yesterday and he showed us how.

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u/xelop 6d ago

The problem is that he had money time intelligence and was fit. Some of us have intelligence, even less also have fitness and even fewer still have time and barely anyone has money.

Luigi has to research this out and ensure he would be there, confirm it was the right guy, find the right moment and commit. That is a lot to ask of a desperate population. We're more likely to have a flat revolt than more boondocks behavior

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u/StillC5sdad 7d ago

Hopefully pardoned before the turnover

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u/migBdk 5d ago

Pardonned?

Lol Bidens friends are just as scared of Luigi as Trumps friends...

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u/CURMUDGEONSnFLAGONS 7d ago

Be the change you want to see in the world

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u/First_manatee_614 7d ago

Praise be to Saint Luigi.

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u/TheLoosyGoose 7d ago

We can't expect God to do all the work.

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u/Portlander_in_Texas 7d ago

Be the Luigi you want to see in the world. The 2A is right there, use it.

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u/Separate_Champion374 7d ago

Luigi is getting his cheeks clapped by diddy, his bussy is getting blown out , that biscuitboy ain't ever gonna walk straight again.

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u/Macklin345 6d ago

You get up and do it pussy.

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u/TopRevenue2 7d ago

His head is so square and the shape of it too

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u/Beautiful-Web1532 7d ago

It's the human growth hormones and the Devil only knows what other weird experimental drugs.

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u/AdAdventurous4830 7d ago

It started when he started balding and has just snowballed ever since.

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 7d ago

Have you seen him in the matrix leather trench coat with a katana. It’s peeek edge lord

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u/HideSolidSnake 7d ago

That was the worst! Him and Ben Shapiro in their "edgy" days. "I can be your angle or yuor devil" meme comes to mind.

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u/creegro 7d ago

Deep down he's still that balding emo wannabe with a sword wearing a old-timey jacket

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u/Euphoric-Isopod-4815 7d ago

He is way to rich to be cheaping out on that care.

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u/Snoo_14286 7d ago

Needs some species-affirming care. Fucker looks like a knockoff Picasso on a KFC bucket.

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u/Mephistophelumps 5d ago

I would up-vote this more if I could.

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u/futuranotfree 6d ago

i always think its karmic retribution and absolutely fucking hilarious that no matter how many billions he gains a week he will never, ever be attractive.

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u/CryptographerTop4998 7d ago

Do you think they are going to start giving him concentrate biotin shots to help him grow a beard; or nah?

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u/XtraCrispy02 7d ago

The fact that I can't tell if you're joking or not

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u/Standard-Phase-9300 7d ago

🏴‍☠️

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u/grungeehamster 7d ago

All that money and he ended up with that!

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u/Kindly_Cream8054 7d ago

Always looked like a female to me.

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u/HideSolidSnake 7d ago

I meant he was balding in his younger years and looked like an absolute dork. His implants and other "enhancements" scream insecurity.

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u/peezytaughtme 7d ago

This comment is incredibly ironic.

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u/OrangeSimply 7d ago

The comment requires several levels of prior context and knowledge to understand it if you're just taking it at face value lol.

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u/peezytaughtme 7d ago

Anyone on reddit asserting that anyone else is a "bitch-boy edge lord," is ironic.