r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • 26d ago
Removed: Not NFL smuggling at its finest.
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u/Bucksin06 26d ago
Please don't be people, please don't be people....
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u/stuntbikejake 26d ago
It was people
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u/WolframPrime 26d ago
It's just Juan or two
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u/JoySubtraction 25d ago
Amal's on the other side. It's his twin, though, so if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
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u/triciann 26d ago
I was expecting meth and was surprised to see people. Makes sense why they used their hands and not tools to remove.
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u/greatthebob38 26d ago
The cocaine is inside the people
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u/ohnodamo 26d ago
People or Drugs? Both things can be true.
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u/CharismaticCrone 26d ago
I just took a class on the illegal wildlife trade, and we were told the same networks are used for drugs, people, and animals. Smugglers are smugglers.
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u/Basic-Aspect 26d ago
I don't understand about the package of people in cars like sardines can't they just walk across
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u/NamelessHollow 25d ago
In the town I grew up in, there was a couple that my mum had been friends with for years. We would hang out with their kids and everything when my brothers and I were younger. I think around a year ago now, they were busted for smuggling people inside sofas. It was an absolutely wild thing to read about people you knew from a small town in the UK.
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u/Aclysmic 26d ago
Genuinely always wonder how they end up finding them
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u/BellicoseSam 26d ago edited 26d ago
When I worked with BP we would tell people crossing they had to declare any smuggled people and pay taxes on them. Worked most of the time. Edit:/s Although I'm sure it's worked once.
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u/bisoldi 26d ago
Wut. People ACTUALLY try to declare the smuggled people?
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u/InfinteAbyss 26d ago edited 25d ago
Extreme stress does weird things to people, border control see people crossing every single day they see how most people react when they have nothing to hide.
Direct confrontation rarely works so doing it in an indirect way so they essentially tell on themselves works way more.
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u/Drae-Keer 26d ago
Well to be fair, wasn’t there that one drug lord who only went to prison for tax evasion?
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u/LemonSnakeMusic 26d ago
It was the only thing they could directly link Al Capone to. He ordered his subordinates to do all of his dirty work. Before RICO lawsuits were invented, organized crime bosses were nearly untouchable. Law enforcement had to look for any unrelated crime they could directly tie bosses to, and then threw the book at them to keep them in jail.
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u/hulkmxl 26d ago edited 26d ago
There are white vertical rectangles, facing one another, when you cross the border by vehicle. Receiver and transmitter.
They don't tell you it's an X-ray scanner but it is, because fuck you.
They bombard you with X-rays, they know it's not healthy, but again, fuck you. That's how they find these kind of things.
Edit1: no idea why I'm getting downvoted, like at all. It is a statement of fact, and the "fuck you" is not personal to the reader, it's the sentiment from government to people crossing the border (legals illegals and citizens alike).
Edit2: there's a troll down there arguing about TSA scans being more harmful. No one was discussing or comparing TSA scans versus vehicle inspection scans. At all. I made the mistake of feeding the troll, don't do that people. Just ignore him.
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u/arededitn 26d ago
I've seen those x-ray pictures. They are pretty revealing and it's obvious if you're hiding someone. Makes me wonder, do smugglers NOT know about it? What's the point of even trying to "hide" someone in that compartment when it's obviously going to be found? Are they counting on the x-ray machine not working? What's the thought process here? Please someone explain the mind of a smuggler for me.
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u/OrbitOrbz 26d ago
i could be wrong but i assume they are taking that chance of the vehicle not getting scanned cuz not every vehicle gets scanned. What usually gives it away is the way the driver/people in the vehicle act and the BP probably know the signs on how people act that gives a dead giveaway that something is up
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u/Aldarund 26d ago
Dude, I'm not talking about TSA scan. I mean just natural radiation from flying which is like way higher than vehicle scan. Learn to understand, instead of deleting your messages
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u/Aldarund 26d ago
Not healthy ? What about natural radiation then? What about flying? One flight will get you like x5-x10 of radiation from scan
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26d ago edited 26d ago
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u/Aldarund 26d ago
Lol, so much rage. Car radiation is around 1-2days of background radiation exposure.
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u/StrayStep 26d ago
You receive Athe same X-ray frequency by standing outside in the day & night. It is literally the exact same electro magnetic frequency.
The only difference is it's focused x-ray or all other types of EMF. So if you're mad about being scanned. Then might as well be mad about standing outside.
Just saying.
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u/CPTMotrin 26d ago
Have you ever focused sunlight with a magnifying glass? That’s the problem.
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u/StrayStep 26d ago
Comparing a 2 sec x-ray to your entire life walking around outside is miniscule. We are exposed to 50 mSv per year, that's without plane flights and all the other tech. It's only radiation, the same as the natural decay of atoms. Your own body puts off radiation.
We have evolved to handle it daily. I recommend taking some time to understand radiation before unrealistically fearing it.
I'm mean obviously.. don't go stand in front of it just because. Just like don't stare at the sun.
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u/CPTMotrin 26d ago
I pretty much do understand radiation. If you’re shooting thru metal, you need more energy than you use to pass thru bone and flesh. Do they certify the dose they irradiate across the check point? That’s a concern to me.
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u/igotshadowbaned 26d ago
Edit2: there's a troll down there arguing about TSA scans being more harmful. No one was discussing or comparing TSA scans versus vehicle inspection scans. At all. I made the mistake of feeding the troll, don't do that people. Just ignore him.
They were just arguing against this point
They bombard you with X-rays, they know it's not healthy, but again, fuck you. That's how they find these kind of things.
Saying that being on a flight, not even a TSA scan, exposes you to about 10x the radiation this scan would. Which is still considered a pretty negligible amount
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u/lemonhops 26d ago
Damn... What about pregnant people and such
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u/Aldarund 26d ago
Nothing. One flight will get you higher radiation exposure, even just background radiation amount will be same in few days
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u/StrayStep 26d ago
Exactly. People really need to understand what they are upset about before assuming an invisible death ray was pointed at them. Cause the sun isn't going anywhere.
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u/MrReckless327 26d ago
There are some crazy x-ray machines that scan trucks and u can see the pictures of how many people are in them
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u/Used_Wolverine_5810 26d ago
Love how they stay perfectly still after being exposed. Just incase
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u/IusedtoloveStarWars 25d ago
They are drugged so they don’t scream for help. Sex slaves are typically drugged when being transported for that reason.
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u/Commandmanda 26d ago
Looks drugged. Prolly shot 'em with ketamine before shipment.
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u/RhetoricalOrator 26d ago
That's the only way I'd want to ride inside a fender.
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u/thelittledipster 25d ago
I wasn’t willing to try it until I learned about the K shot tbh, now I’m in
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u/VidProphet123 26d ago
Bruh I honestly was expecting kilos of cocaine. My mouth dropped when I saw what it really was
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u/Dry-Main-3961 26d ago
Welp, that explains the knocking sound coming from the rear.
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u/Fickle-Willingness80 26d ago
It’s not cake
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u/Closed_Aperture 26d ago
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u/nOerkH 26d ago
The cake is a lie!!!
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u/Shima-shita 26d ago
This was (not) a triumph!
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u/el_americano 26d ago
I've seen truck nuts but never knew that there were momma trucks out there too
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u/ZurEnArrh58 26d ago
Because of the sensitivity, I can't say much, but in my job I look for evidence of these kinds of things. It's unbelievable what people come up with for trafficking, especially human trafficking.
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u/iamnotaboy4f 26d ago
The guys are really good
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u/Closed_Aperture 26d ago
10 more minutes and they would've broke the hide and seek world record for longest time before being found.
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u/garden-wicket-581 26d ago
at first, thought they were pulling a resisting dude outta the back seat ... well ... they were, technically ...
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u/Snoo-46218 26d ago
Make sure to check her for fent! /s
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u/remote_001 26d ago
You joke but… I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s how some of them pay for the ride considering the way they are treated being crammed in there like that. This is cargo over life type of treatment.
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u/Snoo-46218 26d ago
They pay the smugglers in fent?? I guess that's possible, but unlikely.
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u/remote_001 26d ago
No. The ride takes them to a location, the location removes the delivery. Their reward is the free ride.
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u/Critical_Chocolate27 25d ago
Lmao I love how they just lay there Ike they didn’t get caught. Build a wall!
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u/didjeffects 26d ago
Every time this is posted, I just think about how it must’ve sounded to the person inside.
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u/Kryten1029a 26d ago
The ad that ran right below the video was selling watches and said, “Always room for another.” 
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u/MikeHonchoFF 26d ago
Now imagine how shitty your life has to be that would be willing to do that to escape.
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u/DungeonAssMaster 26d ago
Hide yo dogs, hide yo cats, cause somebody be eatin everybody up in here.
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u/Moist-Bumblebee8673 25d ago
Not that I support smuggling of any sort, but the risk/reward ratio for only being able to move a couple people at most seems counterproductive. I know of cases involving semi-trailers and shipping containers stuffed with people which makes more sense.
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u/Appropriate-Gear-171 25d ago
There should be independent judges for creativity, and if you score high enough you should be let through, creativity and willingness to be in an uncomfortable position, like if her face was pressed again show area and he ate some frijoles before getting in, you get 2 extra points
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u/M1k3y_Jw 24d ago
What happens if they tear up a car and it turns out not to contain people or drugs?
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u/entechad 26d ago
Don't they know they can just walk across the border?
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u/niceisbriss 26d ago
I wanna boom-bang-bang with your body, oh We gonna rough it up before we take it slow Girl, let me rock you, rock you like a rodeo
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