r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • 26d ago

Removed: Not NFL smuggling at its finest.

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u/Bucksin06 26d ago

Please don't be people, please don't be people....

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u/stuntbikejake 26d ago

It was people

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u/WolframPrime 26d ago

It's just Juan or two

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u/JoySubtraction 26d ago

Amal's on the other side. It's his twin, though, so if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

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u/WolframPrime 26d ago

I fucking love you

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u/Tricky-Foundation-90 26d ago

God forgive me for upvoting this

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u/Big-Worm- 26d ago

"Hosea can you seeeee?"

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u/dclarkwork 26d ago

Did you mean Jose?

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u/triciann 26d ago

I was expecting meth and was surprised to see people. Makes sense why they used their hands and not tools to remove.

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u/greatthebob38 26d ago

The cocaine is inside the people

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u/ohnodamo 26d ago

People or Drugs? Both things can be true.

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u/CharismaticCrone 26d ago

I just took a class on the illegal wildlife trade, and we were told the same networks are used for drugs, people, and animals. Smugglers are smugglers.

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u/triciann 26d ago

Oh duh! Por que no los dos!

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u/coraseby 26d ago

That would make them not Russian dolls but Mexican dolls.

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u/Flat_Assistance1724 26d ago

Plot twist, it was meth formed into the shape of people

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u/Kozzinator 26d ago

Imagine the SOP being the Jaws of Life

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u/RET_FMF_HM 26d ago

Standard Opening Procedure.🙃

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u/TypingIntoTheVoid9 26d ago

Thanks to my job I learned what an SOP is and understood that joke.

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u/ElTorteTooga 26d ago

Oh for the love of claustrophobia NOPE!

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u/Basic-Aspect 26d ago

I don't understand about the package of people in cars like sardines can't they just walk across

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u/meccaleccahimeccahi 26d ago

Soylent green is people.

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u/NamelessHollow 26d ago

In the town I grew up in, there was a couple that my mum had been friends with for years. We would hang out with their kids and everything when my brothers and I were younger. I think around a year ago now, they were busted for smuggling people inside sofas. It was an absolutely wild thing to read about people you knew from a small town in the UK.

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u/QuickSilver010 26d ago

Hmm... About that...

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u/jtf71 26d ago

As long as it’s not Soylent Green.

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u/coroyo70 26d ago

At that point, im fine letting them in the country lol