r/facepalm • u/javelin3000 • Aug 23 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oh dear...

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u/n3Ver9h0st Aug 23 '24

So is Felonald

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

Felonald Donvict sounds like a D&D name. Lol

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u/Acceptingoptimist Aug 23 '24

The local town of Hemel on the lake has a wanted poster for Felonald Donvict, but through well-timed NPC exposition monologues, and a few successful persuasion checks, you learn he's actually a warlock. After the final combat, it is revealed he was a mere stooge. He was coerced into this pact by a higher villain: Vladimir Pissant. An evil gnome who obsconded his throne through treachery and murder.

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u/twodogsfighting Aug 23 '24

It's always a fucking evil gnome.

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u/Acceptingoptimist Aug 23 '24

If I had a copper for every time....