r/facepalm Aug 23 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oh dear...

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u/booksandotherstuff Aug 23 '24

Trump is 78, Baron is 18.

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u/DJKGinHD Aug 23 '24

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u/HospitalNarrow4760 Aug 23 '24

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u/AdFlat1014 Aug 23 '24

I believe Melania got pregnant with a vial and not with trump shroom

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u/DogsDontWearPantss Aug 23 '24

More like a turkey baster......

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u/Dozerdog43 Aug 23 '24

More like the pool guy

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u/Wonderful_Pie_7220 Aug 23 '24

Maybe JD sperm cups have been around longer than we realized

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u/nachtkaese Aug 23 '24

I mean if we're to take Stormy at her word (which I do, she seems like a real one), he is physically capable of completing the act. I also don't doubt Melania's commitment to the bit.