r/facepalm • u/javelin3000 • Aug 23 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oh dear...

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u/booksandotherstuff Aug 23 '24

Trump is 78, Baron is 18.

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u/DJKGinHD Aug 23 '24

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u/HospitalNarrow4760 Aug 23 '24

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u/Bramble0804 Aug 23 '24

Honestly she is a very committed gold digger

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u/Phusentasten Aug 23 '24

That struck fools gold

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u/SimonPho3nix Aug 23 '24

But the fool does have gold, though. She enjoys that life enough.

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u/Alottathots Aug 23 '24

Once you drag a swampy orange hamburdler sac across your face there is no going back. Cant undo that shit

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u/Phusentasten Aug 23 '24

But if it’s all built on scams, cons and fraud I would still think it fools gold. It’s just fools who buy it, no? /s

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u/AdFlat1014 Aug 23 '24

I believe Melania got pregnant with a vial and not with trump shroom

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u/DogsDontWearPantss Aug 23 '24

More like a turkey baster......

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u/Dozerdog43 Aug 23 '24

More like the pool guy

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u/Wonderful_Pie_7220 Aug 23 '24

Maybe JD sperm cups have been around longer than we realized

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u/nachtkaese Aug 23 '24

I mean if we're to take Stormy at her word (which I do, she seems like a real one), he is physically capable of completing the act. I also don't doubt Melania's commitment to the bit.

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u/Block444Universe Aug 23 '24

Seriously I am confused why she doesn’t get into trouble with him for making these faces publicly

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

We don't know that she doesn't. We go months without seeing her even when he was pres. There's no telling what goes on it that home, but I'd be willing to bet everything I own that very, very little of it is good, just, caring, or understanding.

Edit. Spelling

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u/Incredulous_Prime Aug 23 '24

I could see them having separate bedrooms, Melania in the master bedroom and Conald in a guest bedroom.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

Cuckald

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u/Similar-Complaint-37 Aug 23 '24

Some people say her personal trainer keeps her occupied..

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

Oh, I'm sure there's no shortage of dudes lined up. You know she ain't letting donny anywhere near it.

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u/hates_stupid_people Aug 23 '24

Based on how Barron spoke with her accent as a kid, I don't think she has ever spent much time around Donald.

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u/HappyGoPink Aug 23 '24

She's his KGB handler. He can't do a damn thing.