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r/facepalm • u/javelin3000 • Aug 23 '24
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yeah, why did he bring up milk? i seriously think he believes there is a connection between semen and milk because they are both from the human body and both white. being opposed to education is a hell of a drug.
138 u/Routine_Cut2753 Aug 23 '24 And would anyone drink 20 year old milk? 30 year old milk? Underage milk? No gross 80 u/Wonderful_Pie_7220 Aug 23 '24 He would definitely drink underaged milk.... 42 u/tym1ng Aug 23 '24 he'd probably also drink fresh semen that's not spoiled, you know, the good stuff 37 u/Wonderful_Pie_7220 Aug 23 '24 He prefers straight from the tap I guess 3 u/iggy14750 Aug 23 '24 Or if it's in a cup 🤭 4 u/8lackirish Aug 23 '24 You. You are so right. You are indeed wonderful. 4 u/Collective-Bee Aug 23 '24 What a horrible world, where we have to choose between feeding babies decades expired milk or somehow having kids 20 years earlier. 4 u/Ebella2323 Aug 23 '24 I’m lactose intolerant! 4 u/More-Ear85 Aug 24 '24 Yeah worst metaphor ever. It legally should be at least 18 year old milk which is already way past the end date... Only thing that works is month and less old. Has the FBI checked that guys hard drive yet? 321 u/Mouse2662 Aug 23 '24 Both from the human body, both white, he drinks both 102 u/iLikeMangosteens Aug 23 '24 By the gallon 91 u/derpderpingt Aug 23 '24 C U M G U Z Z L E R 3 u/MartianTourist Aug 23 '24 Chugging the missile milk. 1 u/Professional-Hat-687 Aug 24 '24 Crowder is gonna get jealous. 5 u/OkNobody8896 Aug 23 '24 God, my coffee just about came out from the human body! 5 u/NefariousnessFit5657 Aug 23 '24 You say that like he’d ever get a guy to cum. Dude has no talent in the bedroom for anybody 73 u/Dantekamar Aug 23 '24 I don't get the change from the number 43 to the number 47, but that aside... Dairy milk is only good for about a month after bottling. Working backwards, dude is suggesting month old babies are the go to sperm source. F*cking weird. 5 u/IdislikeSpiders Aug 23 '24 Reminds me of the Louis CK but, where he makes fun of a guy who said he wanted to be able to cum a lot, so he's gonna drink a lot of milk. 5 u/phantomreader42 Aug 23 '24 These are the same people who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. 3 u/_Sweet_TIL Aug 23 '24 It took me way longer than I care to admit before I went from “no, milk is from cows” to “oh, duh, breast milk.” 3 u/Praescribo Aug 23 '24 So funny that he's thinking about semen and comparing it to a white substance you drink 😂 2 u/rakens_with_radies Aug 23 '24 Curdled semen…curdled milk? I guess? 2 u/NinjaBr0din Aug 23 '24 And why does the weirdo specify dairy milk? What other milk would he be talking about??? -14 u/This_Abies_6232 'MURICA Aug 23 '24 Have you not heard the expression "man milk" used to describe semen? If not, perhaps you are a bit weird.... 5 u/MrRazzio Aug 23 '24 i found one!
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And would anyone drink 20 year old milk? 30 year old milk? Underage milk?
No gross
80 u/Wonderful_Pie_7220 Aug 23 '24 He would definitely drink underaged milk.... 42 u/tym1ng Aug 23 '24 he'd probably also drink fresh semen that's not spoiled, you know, the good stuff 37 u/Wonderful_Pie_7220 Aug 23 '24 He prefers straight from the tap I guess 3 u/iggy14750 Aug 23 '24 Or if it's in a cup 🤭 4 u/8lackirish Aug 23 '24 You. You are so right. You are indeed wonderful. 4 u/Collective-Bee Aug 23 '24 What a horrible world, where we have to choose between feeding babies decades expired milk or somehow having kids 20 years earlier. 4 u/Ebella2323 Aug 23 '24 I’m lactose intolerant! 4 u/More-Ear85 Aug 24 '24 Yeah worst metaphor ever. It legally should be at least 18 year old milk which is already way past the end date... Only thing that works is month and less old. Has the FBI checked that guys hard drive yet?
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He would definitely drink underaged milk....
42 u/tym1ng Aug 23 '24 he'd probably also drink fresh semen that's not spoiled, you know, the good stuff 37 u/Wonderful_Pie_7220 Aug 23 '24 He prefers straight from the tap I guess 3 u/iggy14750 Aug 23 '24 Or if it's in a cup 🤭 4 u/8lackirish Aug 23 '24 You. You are so right. You are indeed wonderful.
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he'd probably also drink fresh semen that's not spoiled, you know, the good stuff
37 u/Wonderful_Pie_7220 Aug 23 '24 He prefers straight from the tap I guess 3 u/iggy14750 Aug 23 '24 Or if it's in a cup 🤭
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He prefers straight from the tap I guess
3 u/iggy14750 Aug 23 '24 Or if it's in a cup 🤭
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Or if it's in a cup 🤭
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You. You are so right. You are indeed wonderful.
What a horrible world, where we have to choose between feeding babies decades expired milk or somehow having kids 20 years earlier.
I’m lactose intolerant!
Yeah worst metaphor ever. It legally should be at least 18 year old milk which is already way past the end date...
Only thing that works is month and less old.
Has the FBI checked that guys hard drive yet?
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Both from the human body, both white, he drinks both
102 u/iLikeMangosteens Aug 23 '24 By the gallon 91 u/derpderpingt Aug 23 '24 C U M G U Z Z L E R 3 u/MartianTourist Aug 23 '24 Chugging the missile milk. 1 u/Professional-Hat-687 Aug 24 '24 Crowder is gonna get jealous. 5 u/OkNobody8896 Aug 23 '24 God, my coffee just about came out from the human body! 5 u/NefariousnessFit5657 Aug 23 '24 You say that like he’d ever get a guy to cum. Dude has no talent in the bedroom for anybody
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By the gallon
91 u/derpderpingt Aug 23 '24 C U M G U Z Z L E R 3 u/MartianTourist Aug 23 '24 Chugging the missile milk. 1 u/Professional-Hat-687 Aug 24 '24 Crowder is gonna get jealous.
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C U M G U Z Z L E R
3 u/MartianTourist Aug 23 '24 Chugging the missile milk. 1 u/Professional-Hat-687 Aug 24 '24 Crowder is gonna get jealous.
Chugging the missile milk.
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Crowder is gonna get jealous.
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God, my coffee just about came out from the human body!
You say that like he’d ever get a guy to cum. Dude has no talent in the bedroom for anybody
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I don't get the change from the number 43 to the number 47, but that aside...
Dairy milk is only good for about a month after bottling. Working backwards, dude is suggesting month old babies are the go to sperm source.
F*cking weird.
Reminds me of the Louis CK but, where he makes fun of a guy who said he wanted to be able to cum a lot, so he's gonna drink a lot of milk.
These are the same people who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
It took me way longer than I care to admit before I went from “no, milk is from cows” to “oh, duh, breast milk.”
So funny that he's thinking about semen and comparing it to a white substance you drink 😂
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Curdled semen…curdled milk? I guess?
And why does the weirdo specify dairy milk? What other milk would he be talking about???
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Have you not heard the expression "man milk" used to describe semen? If not, perhaps you are a bit weird....
5 u/MrRazzio Aug 23 '24 i found one!
i found one!
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u/MrRazzio Aug 23 '24
yeah, why did he bring up milk? i seriously think he believes there is a connection between semen and milk because they are both from the human body and both white. being opposed to education is a hell of a drug.