r/facepalm • u/javelin3000 • Aug 23 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oh dear...

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u/Soggy_Tradition_6235 Aug 23 '24

Wait, so this person thinks that cow’s milk is or contains semen?

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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 Aug 23 '24

He’s just looking for an excuse to drink semen.

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u/TotalLackOfConcern Aug 23 '24

Fortunately people are walking around the rally with bottle of JD Vance sperm. He can get it still warm.

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u/Captain_Snatchington Aug 23 '24

Does jd have to fuck a couch first to fill the cups?

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u/Vegetable_Onion Aug 23 '24

Just place the cups between the cushions I guess?

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u/Captain_Snatchington Aug 23 '24

Hahaha redneck ingenuity

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u/BankHottas Aug 23 '24

Is this the sequel to Hillbilly Elegy?

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u/ColonelBelmont Aug 23 '24

He doesn't have to; he gets to!

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u/Digger2484 Aug 23 '24

Just a pullout couch

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u/Bowling4rhinos Aug 23 '24

The weird just got fucking weird.

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u/Significant_Ad7326 Aug 23 '24

Weird fucking too.

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u/richknobsales Aug 23 '24

I was going to ask…

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u/joseplluissans Aug 23 '24

The think that worries me, is that he wants young semen...

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u/Kuhney Aug 23 '24

He’s trying his best to come up with an excuse not to drink cum and this is what he’s got

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u/LLH-1994 Aug 23 '24

Aren’t we all…

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u/rodrigojds Aug 23 '24

I don’t blame him

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u/Sirflow Aug 23 '24

Sean Collins only drinks the freshest semen.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

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u/smcl2k Aug 23 '24

Someone tricked caught him into milking a bull once and he can’t admit still pretends he was fooled

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u/poetic_dwarf Aug 23 '24

TIL, milk is stored in the balls

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u/Backwardspellcaster Aug 23 '24

Why are right-wingers so fucking weird???

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

He’s projecting

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u/Sufficient_Algae_815 Aug 23 '24

After four years of aging, cow's milk becomes semen.

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u/Intelligent-Bit7258 Aug 23 '24

This dude drinks cum

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u/illit1 Aug 23 '24

but only from the source

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u/NoPlaceLike19216811 Aug 23 '24

Also, what's the correct age to have a kid? Is he drinking 20-30 year old milk?

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u/Jazzlike-Total2507 Aug 23 '24

I was working under the assumption that is how he thinks babies are born.

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u/KisaTheMistress Aug 23 '24

Okay, listen, I'm a pervert who also loves milk to an unhealthy degree... and isn't into giving or receiving oral because of hygiene skepticism/paranoia. However, if men produced dairy milk, that just happens to contain sperm (for the whole reproduction thing) and urinated from a different hole, paint my face like the Moana Lisa, baby! I'll give you head all day, lol.

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u/Internal-Sun-6476 Aug 23 '24

Or that drinking semen is how you make a baby!

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u/Trillion_Bones Aug 23 '24

I HATE MILK IT COMES OUT OF COW PENIS - Nelson (Simpsons)

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u/hoginlly Aug 23 '24

I'm more concerned that by his logic, he's ok drinking 30 year old dairy milk

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u/Txusmah Aug 23 '24

Because his family only had bulls and he found out way too late

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u/willirritate Aug 23 '24

Don't you drink 20 year old milk? That's still good, right?

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u/JoinAThang Aug 23 '24

Or they might just enjoy semen in their coffee.

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u/daKile57 Aug 23 '24

It does contain a fair amount of blood and pus.

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u/jesuswasahipster Aug 23 '24

I think he thinks he cums milk

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u/Jabbles22 Aug 23 '24

But the milk isn't as old as the cow. Does he think guys are born with an organ filled with cum?

Sure as you get older the quality of sperm you produce goes down but it's still fresh when it comes out.

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u/misterjustice90 Aug 23 '24

Yeah does he drink, let's say, eighteen year old milk?

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u/Regular-Switch454 Aug 23 '24

He thinks men are born with all the semen they’ll ever produce.

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u/klef25 Aug 23 '24

He thinks that milk is as old as the cow that produced it. So, in order to drink fresh milk, it must come from a newborn calf.

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u/Wanderingghost12 Aug 23 '24

Or that Walz should have impregnated his wife at 1 week old! Considering that's how long milk usually lasts

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u/PinkFrillish Aug 23 '24

By his own hypothesis, we should only have sex with babies???? I don't want a 20 years old cow milk either