r/facepalm • u/javelin3000 • Aug 23 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oh dear...

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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 Aug 23 '24

He’s just looking for an excuse to drink semen.

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u/TotalLackOfConcern Aug 23 '24

Fortunately people are walking around the rally with bottle of JD Vance sperm. He can get it still warm.

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u/Captain_Snatchington Aug 23 '24

Does jd have to fuck a couch first to fill the cups?

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u/Vegetable_Onion Aug 23 '24

Just place the cups between the cushions I guess?

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u/Captain_Snatchington Aug 23 '24

Hahaha redneck ingenuity

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u/BankHottas Aug 23 '24

Is this the sequel to Hillbilly Elegy?