r/HolUp Sep 14 '22

peak ingenuity

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u/Boojibs Sep 14 '22

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

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u/jairomantill Sep 14 '22

Proceeds to shit on the floor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22 edited Sep 15 '22

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u/Streen012 Sep 14 '22

Who’s flipping their shit?

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u/TheIronSoldier2 madlad Sep 14 '22

You gotta flip it to get an even sear on both sides

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u/Exotic_Treacle7438 Sep 15 '22

forbidden beef

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '22

Shitty beef jokes are a rare medium well done

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u/crash8308 Sep 15 '22

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean Beef

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfinated

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u/StinginRogrrM8 Sep 18 '22

Take my upvote and, mooooooove on

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u/BABarracus Sep 15 '22

Pitching a loaf