r/HolUp Sep 14 '22

peak ingenuity

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u/Boojibs Sep 14 '22

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

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u/jairomantill Sep 14 '22

Proceeds to shit on the floor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22 edited Sep 15 '22

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u/Streen012 Sep 14 '22

Who’s flipping their shit?

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u/TheIronSoldier2 madlad Sep 14 '22

You gotta flip it to get an even sear on both sides

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u/Exotic_Treacle7438 Sep 15 '22

forbidden beef

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '22

Shitty beef jokes are a rare medium well done

38

u/crash8308 Sep 15 '22

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean Beef

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfinated

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u/StinginRogrrM8 Sep 18 '22

Take my upvote and, mooooooove on

13

u/BABarracus Sep 15 '22

Pitching a loaf

1

u/crash8308 Sep 15 '22

I CARE NOW!

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u/Top_Duck8146 Sep 15 '22

I’m Mr. Bulldobbs

2

u/Kaldricus Sep 15 '22

Mr. Bulldobbs?

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u/Top_Duck8146 Sep 15 '22

Hahah perfect

1

u/GreatLonk Sep 15 '22

I miss the Bulldogs reffering to Rick's old basketball team in high school.

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u/Jamstan_ Sep 15 '22

I'm mister bulldops

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u/LaminarEntropy Sep 15 '22

Throws spear

BOO NOT COOL.

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u/Sparkyboi_06 Sep 14 '22

make them get schwifty

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u/spudfumperdink Sep 15 '22

Ah jeez Rick, the Cromulons are back

14

u/458steps Sep 15 '22

Get schwifty with it

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u/UhYeahOkSure Sep 14 '22

THOU SHALT MINE BITCOIN

2

u/Reptiloyd Sep 15 '22

"Grabs a pickaxe and starts mining."

~Those natvive tribe members probably

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u/TheGoldenMinion Sep 15 '22

First thing I thought of

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u/Jonnyboy1994 Sep 15 '22

Head bent over
Raised up posterior

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u/SwiftDeathPunch Sep 15 '22

Not nearly as many up votes that this deserves, needs over 1k

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u/CryptoCowboys_ Sep 16 '22

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Wuglyfugly13 Sep 17 '22

ooooooooooooohhhHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA goutta get shwifty.!

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u/averagegowenjoyer Oct 04 '22

Oh yeah it's time to get schwifty