r/HolUp • u/ItzCondor • Sep 14 '22

peak ingenuity

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '22

Shitty beef jokes are a rare medium well done

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u/crash8308 Sep 15 '22

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean Beef

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfinated

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u/PressFM80 Sep 15 '22

Fuck you, take my upvote too

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u/ImGioImPrettySure Sep 15 '22

Ikr, that joke was raw

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u/StinginRogrrM8 Sep 18 '22

Wheres the LAMB SAUCE!