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u/theLanguageSprite lackadaisy 2025 babeyyyyyyy 17d ago

Thank you for posting the actual article because there is no other way I would have believed it was real

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u/big_guyforyou 17d ago

i thought nbc news had higher standards than this

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u/LaboratoryManiac 17d ago

Doesn't matter the source - mainstream media has been trying to pin violence on video games for as long as I can remember.

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u/dougfordvslaptop 17d ago

MARILYN MANSON AND GTA CAUSED COLUMBINE

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u/Feature_Minimum 16d ago

JD SALINGER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF JOHN LENNON! (Which is a good thing since THE BEATLES CAUSED MANSON MURDERS!)

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u/dougfordvslaptop 16d ago

YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE MARILYN MANSON WOULDN'T HAVE NAMED HIMSELF MARILYN MANSON AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PREACHER IF JD SALINGER DIDN'T EXIST.

MAYBE JD SALINGER CAUSED COLUMBINE??????

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u/Feature_Minimum 16d ago

JD SALINGER PROBABLY LISTENED TO JAZZ MUSIC AT SOME POINT!! JAZZ MUSIC CAUSED COLUMBINE!!!!

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u/AdA4b5gof4st3r 16d ago

shit like this is why i’m still on Reddit despite the clear and measurable detriment to my mental health

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u/Incidion 17d ago

Bro clearly did not live through the 80s and 90s satanic panic and school shooting rise.

They were trying to pin violence on games when gaming was 8 pixels that vaguely resembled a human, to say nothing of the backlash D&D and the like got. There were entire movies made about how D&D was a pipeline straight to devil worship it was such a commonly believed myth.

This wasn't small outlets either, stuff like that was what turned me off of most news outlets in the first place. The second you know a bit about any subject news reports on, you start seeing very quickly how little journalistic integrity there is.

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u/Zepangolynn 16d ago

There was a paper I thought I could trust until I was interviewed as a teen and not only was the only quote used not something I even said, but every piece of information about me that wasn't my name was wrong.

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u/ReferenceUnusual8717 16d ago

I mean, innocent people went jail over this bullshit. Some of them for a long ass time. All because of some self appointed "Experts" with zero actual expertise (You can't have expertise in something that isn't happening)

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u/bingius_ 16d ago

Yeah there was one news post involving Luigi showing his steam game hours lmfao and his most egregious of 400 hours in pubg looks fucking normal for most 26 year olds, if the news saw my wow hours they’d say I have a problem

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u/wyomingTFknott 16d ago

400 hours in pubg

Based.

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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 16d ago

Me with 2000 hours in ArmA 3 as a sniper.

I fucking love doing 4 minutes of math problems to land a kill shot, but at the same time, people acting like video games with guns is a direct pipeline to violence or even my mom who called me earlier today to talk about chat ai and how it causes suicide and is evil, it’s all just bullshit fear mongering of trying to blame problems on new stuff you don’t understand.

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u/UnlawfulStupid 16d ago

Sniping in other games: "Boy, I sure do love playing LucasArts' point-and-click adventure games!"

Sniping in ArmA: "Drag function, ballistic coefficient, bullet weight, initial velocity, zero range, sight height, shooting angle, wind speed, wind angle, altitude, temperature, relative humanity... Am I missing something? Oh fuck, I forgot to account for barometric pressure! Now I'll never make the shot!"

(I suck at both of these things.)

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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 16d ago

You forgot coriolis effect and rifling tightness and how many spirals per inch the barrel has, as well as target height, and speed. Also, you have to time the shot between breaths and if you’re really good, heartbeats.

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u/crusaderxader 16d ago

They aren’t pinning it on video games though, if you read the article it’s because one of his friends they interviewed brought it up so they were explaining it for the quote

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u/theLanguageSprite lackadaisy 2025 babeyyyyyyy 17d ago

news organizations have standards? I thought that was just a thing that Aaron Sorkin made up to sell television shows

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u/big_guyforyou 17d ago

well it's not like they just make shit up. new york times isn't like "today, the 33rd of fleptember, the emperor of kerflofflestan, pomodoro III, announced that his space agency will be sending a wooden ship to uranus"

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u/runetrantor When will my porn return from the war? 17d ago

Bro, why are you spoiling us about tomorrow's news! D:

"announced that his space agency will be sending a wooden ship to uranus"

A very original way to say he is going to fuck you with a wooden dildo, tbf.

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u/Khaldara 17d ago

They’re really desperate to get a partisan angle on it despite the fact fucking everyone who has ever interacted with it despises the for profit healthcare industry. You can smell the stupid desperation behind the parent media organizations applying spin on so many of these stories lately.

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u/HugeObligation8338 17d ago

I think I saw that on Fox News or MSNBC last Wednesday 

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u/Kriegian 17d ago

Nah you must be thinking of the Tucker Carlson Show.

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u/UnlawfulStupid 16d ago

As a proud Keflofflestanian I wholeheartedly support His Imperial Majesty's efforts in improving our space program.

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u/eboov 17d ago

yeah Jesus Christ what a completely abysmal yet laughable piece of journalism

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u/TeardropsFromHell 17d ago

The news, all of it, is not designed to inform you. It is designed to construct a narrative that helps those in power stay in power.

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u/scrivensB 16d ago

This is a misunderstanding.

News is a revenue stream and since we obliterated regulation in the 90s media consolidation and the ad spend arms race that followed meant news got more and more “attention grabbing.”

More murder, more sensation, more negative. Then, the cable news went straight up hot take pundit driven. The majority of people get their news not from the actual news broadcasts that utilize and actual news room that gathers and gets stories (still picking the most attention grabbing of the lot) and then reports it, but instead they get their news from pundits who aren’t delivering any news, they are using the news that same way the Daily Show does, as a basis for material. The issue is the material is being used for heightened opinion, hyperbole, and hot takes that tell people who to blame, hate, and how to be angry.

If the owners of major outlets could make more money with 24/7 coverage of puppy adoptions and babies laughing they would.

As for broadcast news, it’s still predominantly news gathering and reporting. Thank god.

However, the “digital content,” sister of broadcast is a completely separate thing. But people don’t realize this they see the branding and assume it’s all equal.

It’s not. The digital content is in direct competition with social media, content mills, blogs, etc… therefore it has shit lowk this story. Completely devoid of actual information but enough words to slap a clickbait title on and blast out across social platforms to garner clicks.

And all it does is erode the brands to the point we are at today where people will scream “duh MSM this” and “billionaire media owners that!”

If you get your news from actual news gathering and reporting outlets, not “digital publishers,” not pundits, not content mills, not social media accounts, and not hyper partisan outlets then you’ll realize that most of what you get from those other places is not news at all. It’s just news as a basis for bullshit content.

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u/TeardropsFromHell 16d ago

INELLIGENCE OPERATIVE!!!

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u/dougfordvslaptop 17d ago

Since when?

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u/sdrawkcabstiho 17d ago

Did you watch ANY news from the last 12 months?

ANY AT ALL?!?

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u/rietstengel 16d ago

I guess they're pretty sus now

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u/ThaNorth 16d ago

Lol why

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u/ClassicalGremlim 17d ago

In all honesty, the majority of mainstream journalism and media is essentially propaganda. While it may be partially truthful, there's always a strong bias and data is often omitted or re-emphasized to emphasize one viewpoint over another. They selectively choose what to show, what not to show, and how to show it. It's like an echo-chamber of particular belief systems, only showing you what you want to see, or showing you what they want you to see in an effort to change your perspective. It's a whole mess

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u/GuillotineEnjoyer 17d ago

No, they take orders from billionaire owners to steer public messaging away from the truth that we all acknowledge.

Not one news company has been willing to state that his decision as CEO may have lead to people dying. They just call it "controversial".

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u/Complex_Cable_8678 16d ago

standards are gonna drop lower the longer the smear campaign

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u/UniCBeetle718 16d ago

Pathetic. Everyone played that fucking game during the pandemic cause there was nothing to fucking do. My friends who didn't play video games played it. My 13 y/o niece played it. Such a stupid spin attempt.

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u/McSlat 16d ago

All of their recommended articles are praising and lifting up billionaires — smiling Jeff Bezos recommends books on being happier, smiling Elon Musk tells you habits for being wealthy and successful. Then there’s the snarling Mangione photo and his slaying of the poor billionaires CEO. NBC is nothing but a propaganda mill for the rich. 

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u/TJATAW 16d ago

The bad part is just a couple of paragraphs down they say:

"Among Us" is a child-friendly whodunnit game in which a group of friends run around several space station-like maps. The “crewmates,” who are simply drawn, cartoonish-looking astronauts, run around the ship and complete tasks.

The intent of the game? One member is a killer and attempts to off the other crewmates. The death animations are silly and shown as someone getting stabbed in the back or having their neck snapped. Once a body is discovered, a crewmate reports it and a conversation ensues to deduce who the gamers think committed the crime. If they’re wrong, an innocent player will be ejected in a humorous animation of them floating off into space. If they’re right, the crewmates win. If the “killer” gets all the crewmates or gets all the innocent ones ejected, they win.

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The top part is just there to grab attention.

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u/54B3R_ 17d ago

But at the same time I can't believe it's real because it's such a nothing article. It's literally talking about how someone played Among Us with Luigi and Luigi was assigned to be the killer in Among Us. That is such a nothing story. The fact that someone is calling this a news article and getting paid for it is wild to me as well though

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u/Ok_Painter_7413 17d ago

"Young adult played video game that was immensely popular a short while ago - at least once" just wouldn't get the same amount of clicks.

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u/Punkandescent 17d ago

The thing is, I’m pretty sure the kind of folks on this subreddit aren’t the target audience. To us, sure, this is a nothing article. For the pearl-clutchers at which it’s aimed, this stokes hysteria over the classic “videogames make you violent” talking point.

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u/fatoodles 16d ago

But it was literally the most viral game of 2020

Next article will say he waited till dark and played a game where he farmed tarantulas on an island (absolutely coldblooded).

Like what are we doing? What is the point?

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u/scrivensB 16d ago

It’s 100% aimed at social media algorithms. Which will get it in front of the right audience. Shit like this will blast its way across Facebook and X feeds of those pearl clutchers.

This is the world we’ve built, even actual news gathering and reporting outlets have to play the game to get views digitally.

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u/scrivensB 16d ago

While I am sure they don't care who engages as long as they engage, to be clear the target "pearl clutchers" here are anyone that will click on anything negative realted video gaming + crime. That would be a nice Venn Digram of gamers raging about, "video games DON'T cause violence," and stick in the asses raging about, "video games DO cuase violence," and anyone else caught up in the big news flavor of the week.

I am pearl clutching about some the state of media literacy, information systems, and how we are all to stupid for our own good. I'm an elitist pearl cluthcer thank you very much.

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u/Deaffin 16d ago

This post is right at the tippy top of r/ALL.

We are the exact target audience for this sort of content.

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u/scrivensB 16d ago

It’s digital content. The purveyors of news via digital publishing are in direct competition with content mills, social media accounts, etc.

Therefore they have to employee some of the same bullshit tactics to get eyeballs.

If the algorithms that drive the majority of users to an article weren’t designed for hyper engagement we wouldn’t see NBC digital and others have to pump out as much highly clickable bullshit.

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u/obamasrightteste 17d ago

Saw this earlier and immediately googled because I thought it was for sure an edited joke. Nope. Insane.

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u/MedalsNScars 16d ago

I heard he played cops and robbers as a kid and he was the robber!!!

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u/generally-unskilled 17d ago

"I just found it extremely ironic that, you know, we were in this game and there could actually be a true killer among us," he said

NBC is sus

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u/Direct-Squash-1243 16d ago

Read a news article about the subject you know most about and think about how inaccurate it is.

But somehow when we read the next article we assume its right.

Gell-Mann amnesia is what Crichton called it.

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u/MaccabreesDance 16d ago

The most horrifying thing CEOs will learn is that the next generation grew up learning how to take them all down...

... and to do it unfairly, without logic, and with imperfect information.

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u/ForensicPathology 16d ago

I was alive in the 90s.  It was very easy to believe this article was real.

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u/LakeSun 16d ago

"Among Us" is a child-friendly whodunnit game in which a group of friends run around several space station-like maps. The “crewmates,” who are simply drawn, cartoonish-looking astronauts, run around the ship and complete tasks.

-- Yeah, this is what done it. LOL. SHEESH.

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u/homelaberator 16d ago

Is that some malicious compliance from NBC staff writers?

Like they are forced to make this negative spin articles or something, so deliberately chose to make it something ridiculous that only Fox/NewsMax/OAN viewers would take seriously and they can't read so it doesn't matter.