r/CuratedTumblr • u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay • 17d ago

Shitposting Vote Skip

Post image
39.2k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

467 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.6k

u/theLanguageSprite lackadaisy 2025 babeyyyyyyy 17d ago

Thank you for posting the actual article because there is no other way I would have believed it was real

601

u/big_guyforyou 17d ago

i thought nbc news had higher standards than this

524

u/LaboratoryManiac 17d ago

Doesn't matter the source - mainstream media has been trying to pin violence on video games for as long as I can remember.

164

u/dougfordvslaptop 17d ago

MARILYN MANSON AND GTA CAUSED COLUMBINE

86

u/Feature_Minimum 16d ago

JD SALINGER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF JOHN LENNON! (Which is a good thing since THE BEATLES CAUSED MANSON MURDERS!)

33

u/dougfordvslaptop 16d ago

YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE MARILYN MANSON WOULDN'T HAVE NAMED HIMSELF MARILYN MANSON AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PREACHER IF JD SALINGER DIDN'T EXIST.

MAYBE JD SALINGER CAUSED COLUMBINE??????

27

u/Feature_Minimum 16d ago

JD SALINGER PROBABLY LISTENED TO JAZZ MUSIC AT SOME POINT!! JAZZ MUSIC CAUSED COLUMBINE!!!!

7

u/AdA4b5gof4st3r 16d ago

shit like this is why i’m still on Reddit despite the clear and measurable detriment to my mental health