r/CuratedTumblr • u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay • 17d ago

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u/Feature_Minimum 16d ago

JD SALINGER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF JOHN LENNON! (Which is a good thing since THE BEATLES CAUSED MANSON MURDERS!)

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u/dougfordvslaptop 16d ago

YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE MARILYN MANSON WOULDN'T HAVE NAMED HIMSELF MARILYN MANSON AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PREACHER IF JD SALINGER DIDN'T EXIST.

MAYBE JD SALINGER CAUSED COLUMBINE??????

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u/Feature_Minimum 16d ago

JD SALINGER PROBABLY LISTENED TO JAZZ MUSIC AT SOME POINT!! JAZZ MUSIC CAUSED COLUMBINE!!!!

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u/AdA4b5gof4st3r 16d ago

shit like this is why i’m still on Reddit despite the clear and measurable detriment to my mental health