r/CuratedTumblr • u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay • 17d ago

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u/big_guyforyou 17d ago

i thought nbc news had higher standards than this

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u/theLanguageSprite lackadaisy 2025 babeyyyyyyy 17d ago

news organizations have standards? I thought that was just a thing that Aaron Sorkin made up to sell television shows

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u/big_guyforyou 17d ago

well it's not like they just make shit up. new york times isn't like "today, the 33rd of fleptember, the emperor of kerflofflestan, pomodoro III, announced that his space agency will be sending a wooden ship to uranus"

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u/runetrantor When will my porn return from the war? 17d ago

Bro, why are you spoiling us about tomorrow's news! D:

"announced that his space agency will be sending a wooden ship to uranus"

A very original way to say he is going to fuck you with a wooden dildo, tbf.