r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ Jul 21 '24

Country Club Thread It's official.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '24

I’d vote for a desk lamp over Trump

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u/TittyTwistahh Jul 21 '24 edited Jul 21 '24

I’d vote for my cat. 🐈‍⬛ Rocky 2024

Vote Rocky

Edit : some stats

He’s 9 years old. Youth vote

He’s tough on crime. Look at those claws - go try and steal his food. Good luck.

He’s very well rested.

He’s handsome af

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 Jul 21 '24 edited Jul 21 '24

Can my cat Steve be his VP? Rocky/Steve has a nice ring to it.

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u/Resident-Reindeer-53 Jul 21 '24

And coming in at 90 lbs, probably 20 of it being hair, my dog, Jasper, would make a great secretary of defense. He’s barking to the sound of the crowd now

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 Jul 21 '24

We absolutely need Jasper in our corner! My dog Sam is more like a coked out Don Jr. 🙄 Give me all the Jasper!