And coming in at 90 lbs, probably 20 of it being hair, my dog, Jasper, would make a great secretary of defense. He’s barking to the sound of the crowd now
My cat Bear would like to throw his hat in the ring. He wants to expand the Supreme Court and impose upper age limits on all federal offices. Plus he’s for the legalization of human catnip. His only possible scandal is he enjoys sleeping naked under a bush in the afternoons.
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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '24
I’d vote for a desk lamp over Trump