r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/TheCommonKoala ☑️ • Jul 21 '24

Country Club Thread It's official.

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 Jul 21 '24 edited Jul 21 '24

Can my cat Steve be his VP? Rocky/Steve has a nice ring to it.

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u/3lemons_carcassout Jul 21 '24

ROCKY/STEVE 2024 🐈🐈‍⬛

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u/vintimus ☑️ Jul 21 '24

ROCKY/STEVE 2024

You’d have Anakin & Obi’s votes

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u/3lemons_carcassout Jul 21 '24

I cannot speak for Rocky or Steve, but there might be room in the Cabinet for Anakin and Obi.

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 Jul 21 '24

I love that you did the research for color accuracy, you absolute hero!

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u/absorbantobserver Jul 21 '24

Pets named Steve are very trustworthy.

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 Jul 21 '24

Technically he’ll be on the ballot as “Stone Cold Steve Austin.”

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u/Resident-Reindeer-53 Jul 21 '24

And coming in at 90 lbs, probably 20 of it being hair, my dog, Jasper, would make a great secretary of defense. He’s barking to the sound of the crowd now

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 Jul 21 '24

We absolutely need Jasper in our corner! My dog Sam is more like a coked out Don Jr. 🙄 Give me all the Jasper!

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u/Western_Bison_878 Jul 21 '24

Two strong candidates. I'll write them in 🥰

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u/starrpamph Jul 21 '24

Too late I’m writing you guys in. Enjoy being First Ladies to the cat president

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u/_night_cat Jul 22 '24

My cat Bear would like to throw his hat in the ring. He wants to expand the Supreme Court and impose upper age limits on all federal offices. Plus he’s for the legalization of human catnip. His only possible scandal is he enjoys sleeping naked under a bush in the afternoons.