r/Adulting May 05 '19

Master Post: So you want to be a motherfucking successful ass adult

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So, you want to be a fucking successful adult. CONGRATS, I have written some how-to’s for you so you can start to get your fucking shit together.

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Adulting with Depression

Here are some fucking FAQ’s on the parts I wrote so that you don’t have to scroll through and upvote every single nice comment in the comment section on all of the parts.

Q: Are there going to be more parts?

A: Yeah probably. But I have a fucking life where I do things that aren’t writing how-to’s, so they will arrive whenever I am feeling generous enough to give advice and have the energy to write about said advice.

Q: You should write a book.

A: Thank you, I am. The book is in the works, basically it’s a fucking 100-page rant where I talk about how to wash your balls.

Q: How old are you? Are you a boy or a girl?

A: I am an adult. I will not tell you my age because once I do you will suddenly have all these pre-conceived judgements about the quality of the advice I give. But here is a hint, I am older than 18 and younger than 50. I am a person. Take a guess on my gender and if you get it right Ill give you a fucking star.

Q: Why can’t you write normally?

A: Because there are a bajillion fucking self-help books out there written normally, and there are like 5 that are written in a way that people fucking relate to and listen to. If cursing turns you off then good. I only want readers who can fucking read this shit with a boner 6 miles long.

Q: I have a tip that you don’t mention, can you add it to the article?

A: Sure, if its actually fucking good. Send me a message with your advice that you think is good enough to make it, and I’ll add it to the end of the article and credit you.

Q: I run a podcast/YouTube channel/ blog, can I interview you or have you guest speak?

A: Generally, yes. My time is precious, so if you want me to write something completely new for your shit its going to take a while and will probably cost you more than exposure.

Q: What do you do when you aren’t cussing people out on the internet?

A: I own a business and am a stay at home parent. When I am not writing, I am packing orders, creating or listing new product, taking care of my son, or playing with my two dogs. I rarely have any down time.

If you have more questions you want answered or have an idea for an article you want me to write, send me a PM. I will decide if its cool enough for me to respond to it.


r/Adulting Apr 10 '24

meta Discussion: New Rule re: Mental Health, Suicide, etc.

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Hello Fellow Adults,

This subreddit serves as a gathering place for adults to share their triumphs and challenges. A number of these posts often involve topics related to suicidal ideation and self harm. There are many resources across Reddit (eg. /r/depression, /r/SuicideWatch, wikis, "get them help and support" button") as well as off Reddit (eg. Suicide and Crisis Lifeline, Suicide Prevention Resource Center, National Institute of Mental Health).

Unfortunately, our community is not trained nor equipped to sufficiently support these types of posts. Because of this, the moderator team will be trialing a new rule that is listed below to encourage these users to seek support within the communities and resources best suited for them:

4. Respect Mental Health. - No posts or comments involving threats to oneself or others. /r/depression and /r/SuicideWatch/ have resources and trained members to provide support.

We invite you to discuss and share your opinions on this decision below. Thanks in advance for your feedback.


r/Adulting 11h ago

hmmmm

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r/Adulting 7h ago

When you think you are still young and then at some point, you are just suddenly thrilled by this

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r/Adulting 46m ago

Achievement unlocked

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r/Adulting 4h ago

I guess I'm now turning into one

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r/Adulting 1d ago

Can't be sad today

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r/Adulting 6h ago

when laundry day comes

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r/Adulting 5h ago

what to say now🙆🏻‍♀️

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r/Adulting 7h ago

Do most of us just stay home during our time off?

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I’m curious, do most adults stay home a lot? Don’t get me wrong, I deal with depression, but I still make sure to get things done, like cleaning, doing laundry, and making myself food. However, once those tasks are done, I often find myself just sitting on the couch or lying down, watching TV or scrolling on my phone. This is usually when I’m alone, not when I’m with family or friends. I’m wondering if anyone else has a similar routine?


r/Adulting 7h ago

Is it just me?

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r/Adulting 7h ago

Embracing my quiet era...Who else relates?

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r/Adulting 1h ago

Modern life is way too complex

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The abondance of informations and possibilities has make modern life way too complex.

  • 24 differents packs of ham at the supermarket.

  • You wanna switch banks ? 30 differents choices and contradicting reviews so it's hard to make the right choice.

  • You wanna start a business selling hair product ? Welcome to the nightmare that is bureaucracy and admin work.

  • Wanna promote your music ? Let's post on Instagram, tik-tok, Facebook and twitter.

  • You have a health condition ? Let's dive into all the yet again contradicting informations you can find on the internet and two differents doctors will have sometimes opposite answers regarding how to treat it.

I feel like paralyzed, as someone very scared of failure it sometimes takes me months to take what should be a simple decision.

Result : I do nothing and my life does not go forward.

I know very wall that life implies taking risk and sometimes failing but let's be honest, if you were born 70 years ago life was not ideal that's for sure but at least things were more straightforward.


r/Adulting 6h ago

i don't have time

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r/Adulting 6h ago

Nightlife? More like bedtime life

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r/Adulting 1d ago

🙃

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r/Adulting 7h ago

that feeling

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r/Adulting 21h ago

Yes, try not too care too much about the opnions of others. Be a good person, do good things, and stay happy! 💜

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r/Adulting 6h ago

yeah...sometimes

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r/Adulting 4h ago

How did you survive the worst year of your life?

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Just want to hear some stories of anyone comming out on top of a bad year? Recently moved 2 years ago, and Seems I'm having the worst year of my life financials, Health among other things are all breaking down at the same time. Really don't see a way out and losing hope. Probably going to lose everything in about 4 months or so. So looking to hear others stories. I've had bad times but everything right now is unmanageable and way over my head ...


r/Adulting 1d ago

I have stopped trusting doctors because I have seen how my friends became one

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r/Adulting 7h ago

My childhood punishment have become my adult hobbies

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r/Adulting 1h ago

Outgrowing a friend?

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I(m,26) have been very close with my friend(m,35), we met when he was my age now. Long time friendship with a lot of laughs, learning lessons about life and just generally going through life. The past two years have taken a complete turn. As I have gotten older I have become highly ambitious and this has resulted in full career change(which happened to be away from the same career we were both, not intentional).

For the past two years, he has told me things like “if you become more successful than me, I won’t be able to be friends with you”, “I’m jealous of your success” and “I don’t want to hear when you’re doing well”. These statements often were followed by him saying “I’m sorry I feel that way”.

He was part of the reason we moved cities, fast forward a year and a half and my wife can’t even stand being around him, I think he feels the need to try brag and prove that he is doing well too, i love him like a brother but no matter how many times we’ve spoken about this it just seems to get worse.

He no longer works out which is one of the first things we bonded over, he’s back onto smoking which he gave up years ago. I don’t say this in a judgmental way but he is actively becoming a person that I no longer recognize or relate with in any way. We’ve been friends for going on 10 years now and I find myself reluctant to even reach out anymore, I can’t talk about anything good going on for me anymore either gym, work or life related as I always receive an annoyed or weird response.

Is it crazy that I simply want to spend my time around someone or people that match my values and ambitions? Again, if you’re the type of person that wants to just have a simple life and do whatever, that’s absolutely fine, everyone is different but he’s taken this approach of wanting that life but also not wanting me to have bigger goals.


r/Adulting 1d ago

me right now

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r/Adulting 7h ago

I can't

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r/Adulting 8h ago

do you ever suddenly feel sad that you've done nothing in your life?

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like sudden realization that some decades of your life has past by and you've done jack shit but work work work

didn't invent anything, didn't do something that will leave a mark, didn't heal someone, not a doctor, not someone who's made something physical in real life

just kinda... living, day to day, work-money-maybe play for a bit with hobbies-sleep

doesn't feel like have done nothing 'meaningful' in the world, when I'm dead I'll just fade away


r/Adulting 1d ago

Every single time

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